ToadBrews

ToadBrews

@toadbrews.bsky.social

He/they, over 18, neurospicy. Plays magic and grimdark future, reads fantasy, watches horror. All frogs are heccin good nuggets.

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Free Luigi Free Palestine Abolish Ice Trans Rights Are Human Rights No human is illegal on stolen land Black Lives Matter Nazi Punks Fuck Off We're here, we're queer, get used to it All struggle is class struggle No justice, no peace

I gotta find a new dealer, my current guy is doing what he calls 'weed secret lair' where he makes all the customers show up at once and then only sells one joint

"Was Rumi a child soldier" thread deleted after ten thousand posts, banned from forum, asked not to attend huntrix concerts in future

Traveling back in time to show my 6 year old self the quarter-sized robot that lives on my bicep and tells me if I'm allowed to eat a cookie

Commander is a pretty bad game, but a pretty good way to hang out with friends. Unfortunately this means often trying to convince commander players to try 1v1 formats comes across as telling them to stop having friends. Don't know how to solve this one.

Liberals are still trying to figure out who they can safely throw under the bus, when dismantling the bus has 80% approval among the general electorate

What if Draco Malfoy was trans? Weak. Pathetic. You are eating the slop and engaging with That Author Again What if Frank Castle was trans

Many women want to date a man with a 6 pack, but have you considered dating a man with a 15 pack? Of monster energy drinks? I have much to offer in these trying times

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Today is Indigenous Peoples’ Day. 💚 The places we love and fight to protect are Indigenous homelands long before they became national parks. Those connections are still very much alive.

"I really need to lose weight...my doctor finally got me on Ozempic!" "Nooo! All bodies are beautiful! Don't let them get you down!" My liver is failing and my blood glucose is 370 right now this ain't about looking sexy

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u could spend a shit load of $ to get a boostie that tells u you're daddy hasbros bestest little consumer along with giving you a handful of cards that are just fine OR u could pay me a reasonable amount of $ for a alter of ur choice + Tokens + direct & public messages expressing my sincere thanks

What if Draco Malfoy was a girl??? What if you found literally any other media franchise to engage with, I am begging you. A lot of them have girls in them, even

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you'd like to schedule a doctor's appointment? have you logged into MyHealthChart yet? Remember that MyHealthChart used to be Healbe. If you migrated your chart from Healbe Now or Healbe Epic, you are not eligible to make an account. Please make note Healbe Epic is formerly MyHealthChartRX.

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update! someone took me up on a logo job last night & i was able to get new shoes, soap, & pay a majority of my phone bill. Due to AT&T being pedantic even though i paid my phone bill for September, i didnt pay my phone bill for october so my service is still off so once again im open for work!

Beyond the Machina!@beyondthemachina.bsky.social

well my phone service has now been completely turned off ☠️ If yall've been on the edge with getting a logo or quiver from me now is the time to DM! I promise itll be worth it & i have a myriad of references in the #MTG sphere :) i also have my canvas project & a BUNCH of tokens im trying to sell!

2 AM. Time to sneak into another gated community with a wheelbarrel of upside down pineapple sculptures and destroy the careful social balance of the upper-middle class WASPS.

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Hey y’all I like really need the money right now. My shoes are falling apart, I’m almost out of shower soap, & my phone service has been turned off ☠️ I have a 250$ US logo commissions open for those looking for a new &/or improved logo. Like & share! I really appreciate it & it really helps ❤️

Ooooh, you've been a very bad autist haven't you. Yes, you deserve to be punished. That's right, soooo naughty. *Turns on the ceiling light with the loud electricity*

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I HIGHLY suggest people fill out the surveys and show how much they don’t want this. MARO’s recent podcast about Aftermath shows they do listen to those, and that people responded by showing it having the worst rating ever for a set. IT WILL MATTER to respond. Please do people if you get one!

El 🗡🐺🛡@defiantmartyr.bsky.social

Recent playtest survey email from wotc asking how people feel about Harry Potter, among other properties.

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Miss my booth at Commander Sealed this year? No worries! I have a BUNCH of #MTG tokens left & I’d like to make you a deal while supplies last! For just 30$ (includes shipping!) I will send you 1 copy of all 9 tokens! Each have been signed & serialized! Exact list of tokens below! Like & share!

Republicans want to gleefully murder me and my friends. Democrats will not gleefully murder us. When the Democrats murder us, they will be solemn and respectable, dutifully performing a task they understand is necessary, if unpleasant. Vote blue!

will the prediction markets let me place bet on how many prediction market employees will leap from their high rise office windows to plummet to the street below when legislation passes to make them comply with gambling regulations

10: Over/under on how many years until one or more players have to leave the field from heat exhaustion at the super bowl, OR expected heat is mentioned as a factor for stadium selection

Sony: we are getting rid of physical discs to force you to lease digital copies Microsoft: we are getting rid of physical discs to force you to lease digital copies Nintendo: we are getting rid of physical discs and bringing back fun cartridges!

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Hey Yall! I had enough money to cover enough of my commander sealed expenses, but a very close friend of mine needed money for meds I just finished two SUPER cool logos for @gdekker.io & @mindsdesire.bsky.social & id love to make YOU one! youtube channel, software, LGS, any sort of brand thing!

Beyond the Machina!@beyondthemachina.bsky.social

A few people have asked some questions about my Logos, but no ones confirmed anything. Wanted to get some details out to make things clearer :) My prices range from 300-750$, though in some circumstances it may be higher or lower. I can provide numerous references, especially in the #MTG sphere

If people on welfare ate nothing but boiled potatoes with butter, there would be public outcry that food stamps were paying for luxuries like butter

The use of technical and emotionless language reduces the impact of crimes. Tell the average American a local cop is accused of intimate partner violence and possession of CSAM and they'll stare at you blankly. Tell them he beat his wife when she found his kiddy porn, they're instantly against him.

This is supposed to be done because 'porn' has connotations of consent but it's just wrong. Nobody worth interacting with hears 'kiddy porn' and thinks 'oh I guess the kid was ok with it then.' This is on the same spectrum of language as using 'unaliving' or 'graped' to talk about things.

Words mean things, language has power, and using over technical language like some kind of crime analyzing robot costs you the ability to relate to normal people who are often the victims of these crimes.

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Holy shiiiiiiit if you know anyone in North Carolina who may even know anyone who knows anyone who's been to an event by these people, get them to go get the rabies post-exposure prophylaxis shots RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, DO NOT WAIT, YOU CANNOT TREAT IT AFTER SYMPTOMS START

Kelly@broadwaybabyto.bsky.social

Rabies is 100% fatal if untreated. Please help spread the word about the exposure at the Farm Adventures mobile petting zoo in North Carolina. The vaccine is incredibly effective and will save your life. Also…. Rabies at a petting zoo!?!? www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

At long last, we have invented the Torment Nexus from classic scifi novel 'The torment nexus doesn't actually do anything useful and costs all your money'

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Literally nobody, including MAGA, had any ideological commitment or pre-existing policy goal of picking a fight with Canada. This is all happening solely because the crazy old man randomly blurted it out. And that makes it worse. There's nothing to negotiate, no aim to satisfy. He's just insane.