JSimanski

JSimanski

@tinyhands.bsky.social

💙Professor, Ally, Mom of daughter w/rare neuromuscular disease (SMARD), Disability Advocate, Married, Liberal, National Parks fan, and Etsy shop with handmade GOP VOODOO dolls. Part of profits goes to DEMS! Started in 2016. https://etsy.me/2CeAZIl

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The Putin puppet strings run thru Trump, his family, and the GOP. RUSSIA, Russia, Russia was NOT A hoax. Poke him all the way to Moscow. Link in bio.

Is Musk an asset too? What gives him the authority to slowdown starlink in Ukraine? Just because you sell a service doesn’t mean you control it AFTER it’s sold. Poke the rat-Muskrat! Link in bio.

Yes, thanks JD for pulling in such a tremendous crowd. It will certainly help since Trump has destroyed the GOP. He’s done such a phenomenal job with helping farmers, raising gas prices, and wrecking health insurance. Poke them both. Link in bio.

Does JD or anyone in the crowd realize pop of Iowa? If trans folks make only 2 percent of pop & 1/3 of those account for trans women, I can assure you we aren’t being overrun in the bathrms.This is a NON-ISSUE. Conversely, the war has caused hardship 4 many! THINK! Poke! Link bio

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Puritanical Pixie Mike Johnson adjourning Congress is an admission that internal polling shows Republicans screwed the pooch--even more the FBI applicants did.

WTF Patel? So a herd of sheep forced a person to have sex against their will? Make it make sense! Poke him or better yet, have your cat do it. Link in bio.

The $$ keep coming from Russia, Russia, Russia! Trump and fam have always been in Putin’s pocket. KUSHY-life even had the nerve to dictate terms to Ukraine. Poke Comrade Trump! Link in bio.

The $$ keep coming from Russia, Russia, Russia! Trump has always been in Putin’s pocket and now the rest of the fam. KUSHY-life even has the nerve to dictate terms to Ukraine. Poke Comrade Trump! Link in bio.

Measles at a 33 year high?! That is unconscionable! I feel like he’s creating a game of survivor! Food regulations gone, vaxes rebuffed, cancer funding pulled back… we live in a modern era w/ science being ignored. Poke the Wormbrain. Link in bio.

Lilmarco has lost all respect and integrity. I used to think that he might have the fortitude to stand up to Trump. It’s clear he will now live in a cloud of orange fog! Poke the loser. Link in bio.

For Trump, laws are a suggestion to violate rather than limit him. As Americans struggle, the Prez is doling out $$ to his faithful. Time to poke him. Link in bio.

Where is LILMARCO? Why are KUSHY and WIT-less leading ANY negotiations? This is the literal job of the SOS! Time to step up in your big boy shoes Lilmarco! Link in bio.

We have numerous food recalls and anti science administration. The Wormbrain is taking his snake oil sales to blocking grants that literally HELP people w/ their health. Get your pins out for the WORMBRAIN. Link in bio.

Gas prices continue to rise, the war rages on, plans are on to destabilize the election and our PREZ is concerned w/ memes and vanity projects. Poke the orange one. Link in bio.

I’ve had lots of feelings about Elon before now and none of them good. Hope IOWANS are like WI and can see thru his cash drop! Poke the villainaire. Vote for Turk. Link in bio.

More recalls for RFK, jr. Let’s see, hospital saline And bleach, AND whatever vegetable or fruit you can imagine, AND tofu, AND chocolate milk, the list is infinite and daily! Poke the WORMBRAIN! Link in bio.

What violation is Paxton facing now? I swear this man can’t wake up w/out finding out more crap about him. THIS….THIS is who TRUMP is backing! Poke the TEX-ass supporter. Link in bio.

Quick, JD, here’s a good model case of fraud to use in your “get the fraud” campaign. Taking $$ from kids has to be the worst! Poke the DeSatan. Link in bio.

We need everyone to come out to vote and defy the lump of orange lard! Make it overwhelming! Poke ol’ tinyhands and tell him to get his hands off our ballots! Link in bio.

Pentagon is burning thru true “leaders” while Hegseth is busy trying to prove how macho he is. He is NOT a leader, but an unqualified wannabe. Poke him! Link in bio.

Let’s see. We’re still in a war that’s ended nearly 40 times. We’re facing health crises like measles, screwworm, and Ebola. We’re redecorating DC, while losing jobs and inflation up. Sounds like a whole lot of “winning.” Poke Disaster Don. Link in bio.

Calling JD, we have a major fraud case brewing in FL. We need you to act immediately as you said you would! This is right up your alley! Poke em! Link in bio.

Boy, that name change for Lake Ontario is going help so many with their grocery bills, medical insurance, and gas prices. Smooth move TinyHands. Poke him. Link in bio.

Just when you thought eating health food might be your only “safe” option, now Tofu is being recalled. Twinkies might be your only option in the next few weeks. What is their half life? Poke the WORMBRAIN. Link in bio.

Taking a page out of the Ol’Trump playbook. Stealing $ from KIDS in the name of a “charity.” Poke the GOP House of Thieves and “ChRiStiAnS.” Link in bio.

A new GOP CRIME! Sounds vaguely familiar to another GOP politician that happens to be orange. Stealing $$ from KIDS in the name of “charity.” Poke the shameless thieves. Link in bio.

Let’s see. We’re still in a war that’s ended nearly 40 times. We’re facing health crises like measles, screwworm, and Ebola. We’re redecorating DC, while losing jobs and inflation up. Sounds like a whole lot of “winning.” Poke Disaster Don. Link in bio.

Epstein files still unreleased. Relations w/ Europe in the toilet. Gas and grocery prices still up. Using the DOJ as a vendetta force. Blatant corruption in all sectors of this administration. Make it STOP! Pins unite. Link in bio.

Hear ye, hear ye. Peasants unite w/ your pins in hand as we revolt against the tyranny of the evil orange King-Con and his court of jesters. En guard! Link in bio.

Let them eat cake has become the battle cry of King-Con, his bozo sons, and villainaires (my new fav word). Arm yourself w/ pins and poke away. Link in bio.

Inflation up, Iran war continues, gas prices still high, corruption in plain sight, asleep at the wheel….are we winning yet? Poke the orange joke! Link in bio.

I used to think Rubio was the “guardrail” until he started to go along w/ Trump’s crap. Now I think he’s tinyhands’ crony. Lil Marco trying to fill big boy shoes. Poke him. Link in bio.

Pence says Trump has departed from “conservative” principles. He’s giving conservatives too much credit. If they had any principles, they would have dumped Trump a long time ago! Poke tinyhands. I supply pins. Link in bio

Ding dong, hey Vance. Look at your cabinet, Trump’s family, and cronies. You’ll find all the fraud you need. It’s really pretty blatant. Chop. Chop! Stick it to him. Link in bio.

Trump is trying to capitalize on criminal behavior thru slush funds, pardons, insider trading and pay to play schemes. I’m tired of it! Aren’t you? Stick the orange ick. Link in bio.

Bondi is a disgrace to women. She purposely derailed the Epstein investigation on behalf of tinyhands. She needs to be disbarred. Start the process with pins for the survivors. I supply pins. Link in bio.