Grim Melody Pratt

oh god the polls are tightening as election day approaches!!!!!! my phone shouts yes, and in other amazing news, when it rains, the ground gets wet do these people have the memories of goldfish and no ability to look at history or are they just monetizing fear HMMMMM

Please help us reach our funding goal. I was really hoping we'd be able to fund a 5th and 6th issue through our stretch goals, but right now we have to focus on hitting our initial goal and securing Apex in 2027. www.kickstarter.com/projects/ape...

Me: I don't see any reason to use AI Slop peddlers: You know how you want to sell books but you hate writing? Me: No, I love writing. The only reason I care about selling books is so I can afford to write instead of getting a real job Slop peddlers: Oh. Well... You know how you hate your kids?

this has real “a wet pussy?! sounds like a medical issue!” energy

My voice to text misheard “trees and sky” as “Treason Sky” so I’ll just be over here writing a nine-volume military science fiction series

Pumpkin pecan mocha in a gourd mug on the balcony. Rampant acts of Octoberism

The sixth and final chapter of our serial from author @timpratt.org, Alike Indignity, is out now! Meet the scions of the Meiger and Husserl families in, "A Satisfying Soul Swap", by reading or listening below, or by subscribing to the Aconyte Fiction Podcast. www.arkhamhorror.com/news/alike-i...

My body is that special kind of day-four-of-a-convention-in-my-forties sore

people on this app will post anything. “People born between 1970 and '85 are trading Gen X and Millennial labels for 'Gen Goonie.'” no we aren't. that isn't true.

I made it home an hour earlier and 500% less drunk than I did last night AND I have no panels at the convention tomorrow/later today so I’m not even setting an alarm, the decadence

Y'all have helped me buy exciting things for my homecoming, including a walker tray, bed risers, a toilet riser, a shower transfer bench, groceries, and grab bars. You will also be helping me stay in my house. Thank you so much. www.gofundme.com/f/help-suppo...

I have moderated my panel for today and now all that remains is my reading at 1:30, and I love doing readings. Then it’s just ✨social time✨

Day 3 of WFC! No bus stop selfie today because the weather is nice and I walked

I found the free whiskey o no

The nice thing about being at World Fantasy is that I get complimented by strangers not just on my outfits but also on my writing, very acceptable upgrade

There are SOME compensations for getting up early

stop, stop, I can’t vote any harder!

the new silent hill goes hard

Some October-y goodness here...

Alike Indignity is a six-part series that mixes family rivalry with dangerous magics. Written by @timpratt.org with narration by Todd Menesses, read or listen to chapter five now! www.arkhamhorror.com/news/alike-i...

Welcome to rainy Oakland, World Fantasy Convention visitors! (last week it was 85° and sunny and I hung out all afternoon by the pool. What did you do?!)

I've done a bunch of tie-ins, from Forgotten Realms to Arkham Horror to Pathfinder and Starfinder and more, and I have a simple criterion for whether I decide to consider a job: would my 14-year-old self have thought it was cool as hell? If yes, I'm open to doing it

I can, should, must, and will answer all these emails in my inbox