Timbop

Oh Rex Morgan M.D., you have the prescription for the daily blues

i feel like djinns get away with too much too easily, there needs to be djinn guardrails

T Y P I N G L I K E T H I S O N Y O U R R E S U M E M A K E S Y O U L O O K S T U P I D

How bouts you and I head on down to the soda shop for a malt, toots

It's cool that most streaming apps allow you to customize what the closed captioning looks like, we've come so far as a society

somebody sent me a teams message yesterday and I really want to respond this morning with "not only are you asking the wrong person but there was zero reason that needed to be asked on a weekend"

any day I see a sea lion has at least one thing going for it

Always Be CinParks

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Brewers finally showing a national audience how annoying they've been to face the last like 8 years

Abbott and Costello meet a Xenomorph

To the river Styx!

Star on a star

Gm

werking

The best thing that's happened to me this month is discovering the 7eleven by my work has fountain coke zero sugar

It's so frustrating when you know you're being weird about something but still can't stop being weird about it

Ok well turns out this one was not a short story and I cannot stop reading it but the October 1973 issue on Galaxy SciFi was unfindable via work PC methods so I had to buy the ebook to read the 2nd half

Just a dude that likes science fiction short stories and other dudes

Say no more, I'm in.

All gay men have a straight spot for Natalie Portman

Some Keplerino time before the post-work walk

if you can't handle me at my most gaped you don't deserve me at my tightest

"Can I ask you a question?" Of course just keep in mind I have no moral qualms about lying

I bet I could beat God in a fist fight.

Monday doneday

Cleaning my bedding today, be aroused.

HADDONFIELD, ILLINOIS

Ok well while it's nice not paying for any streaming services maybe getting a live TV service again will fix me

i have a pathological need to have a side with any meal any the side must make sense with the entree

They don't call me sweaty teddy for nothing

when you're not a fox and you're not a wolf but a secret third thing

so quirky

me and the fellas

Can I come over and look at you like this

You know what sucks? My mouth.

look bro, can I call you bro? bro

you're all just a bunch of silly little gooses aren't you