Atiya Townes

True story, before my Father retired from the police department (ACAB) he met a descendant of the people who owned our family. They were down in Holding. I love when he forgets he told me that. I listen to that story everytime and it brings me joy. Yeah in jail is where they all belong.

Ain't been on all day, and this is what I see. Then I gotta do homework just to be nosey. Now that I've been nosey. Glorious.

This very UK based person tried to write smut set in North Carolina, using North Carolina natives as their main characters. Proceeds to describe characters using the metric system, UK spellings, and all THEIR local slang. The whole Internet is right there.

People be like having cats teaches you consent. Okay but the cat doesn't learn consent. The cat learns fuck you I'm sitting there, and because YOU learned to respect the little demon, he gets to sit there. There is my lap btw. I was gonna make their meals, but hey he wants to sit.

I don't know about most hated, but I personally feel like every Pisces was put on this planet to ruin more than one person's day (life) at any given moment. And for some reason every Leo I've every met is born on July 26th or August 5th. Why?? Not a hate thing I just need to know. QTNA

Stressed, so I'm rereading a book. ... and being nosey.

It's really weird to see some folks bed over backwards for children in Gaza, but have no heart for Black and Brown children anywhere else. Got a Free Palestine pfp and boldly commenting Nothing of value was lost. Your hell will be a high spice/ high fiber diet, and persistent anal fissures.

Nevada Attorney General and current Democratic Gubernatorial candidate Aaron Ford shares his experience with racism while in office.

Sad news folks the apartment I found turned out to be a scam. I just hired movers yesterday. YESTERDAY.

JD Vance and his eye liner really spoke of the troubles with the economy by saying: "You can't turn the Titanic around overnight?" Is... Does Maybelline need help? Are we gonna hear about the Monitor next week? The Britanic? The Edmund Fitzgerald? The Arizona? That's some slip up Cover Girl.

Someone reminded me about which props to vote no on. And because I already voted, I had to check my booklet to see if I copied my template ballot correctly. When they send those two books I mark the hell out of them. Anyway I voted correctly. Nah you rich folk need to pay your damn taxes.

That pumpkin faced Putin pillow princess is going around telling folks they still gonna drain the swamp on the campaign trail. Y'all remember when the Reflection Pool had algae in it for half the summer?

Sometimes you need to listen to John Coltrane's Afro Blue and be moved. youtu.be/HIH3fNUsbnA?...

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This is one of the best reasons to vote early. They can't have police and thugs at the polls every day, they're going to hit them on election Day. so get there early. Election day itself could be a nightmare.

I canceled Netflix today. I care about 3 shows and I don't even watch them. Why should I pay for this service?

Every joke about the dude boiled down to: we didn't miss you because we don't know who you are. This lame ass song means nothing to us. We'd rather listen to This is How We Do It on repeat than hear this one more time. Nah for real people said that.

But do they really?

The humidity is 56%. This means I am not allowed to blow my nose no matter how many obstructions I feel accumulating in there, unless I am prepared for carnage. I hate nose bleed season.

Caught my cat just as he was about to chew the plug to my laptop. That horrible little shit. Can't have nuthin nice around him. #catsarejerks

The cat over here panicking over breakfast. Listen, I'm trying to pack. I don't have time for this daily nonsense you do over food you know is coming. Calm down.

This is the most delightful yet inaccurate insult have ever received in my entire life. 😆😆😆😆😆 Is this a pics or it never happened thing? I am fucking tickled. I'm gonna show my irl friends this.

Okay don't fight me on this: Me and Mrs. Jones, listen I know some folks can go to TOWN on this song, but do not sing a song about cheating at a wedding. Also Scotty Doesn't Know Come on fam, you know better... And He Wasn't Man Enough For Me. ISTFG if there is one ex on the guest list...

ICE was looking for a man that died 10 years ago. They chased an innocent man that didn't fit that man's description, ran him over with their truck then told the news they found him. They family of the guy that died said "we have paperwork proving our father is dead." The two men didn't look alike

I had to sign my name on something just now and my signature is just a bunch of squiggly lines. So I tried to write my old signature where I used all the letters. And I had to fight my hand to do it. I have been taught cursive. I just know no one will be able to read MY cursive.

I will drink bleach.

We gonna have to come up with a new metric. She beat Scaramucci, and the Lettuce Lady.

Oh... I was being nosey about this hear me out thing... I think I've seen too much.

See, I totally dig California BallotTrax. They email me EVERY step of the way. When the ballots start shipping. When MY ballot shipped. When the Post Office accepts my ballot. When they receive my ballot. And if and when it's been counted. I can fix it if there's time to need be. Great system.

Damn we broke out the lettuce! In this economy??? You know what, I'm still gonna root for it.

I'll do you one better. September is the beginning of the shopping season for the US Mexican border. There's an outlet mall right at the US side of the crossings. The lines are usually long as fuck until mid January about a 70 minute wait . Sailed through in 27 minutes today. It's October 15.

$12 cat food being $17 now.

If I lay down the wrong way my cat WILL step on my bladder. I should probably get up.

We don't need this.

Hey, I just want you to know I am looking at you real disrespectful. Rrrrraaawwwrrrr Yes you.