Brandon Hyde’s mind garden

They should figure out a way to arrest criminals before they lose an election imo

Now that they’ve hired banner and a new head scout Mike Elias is only in charge of spending $75 on Tyler O’Neill

it’s cheaper than buying season tickets every year until your team makes it to guarantee access and I know Wisconsinites are all drunks but paying $1000 10 years ago for a World Series ticket that doesn’t even cost that much now seems dumb as hell

Who would’ve predicted this? (anyone paying attention to how bramble acted in reservoir hill or Northwood plaza: the next step is scaling back and increasing private parking)

Lunatic ticket pricing for the terps - South Carolina game at secu

Faith / void 33 1/3 when

The people long to see their team in a daytime ALCS game 3 matchup

They’re playing mj lenderman at the Joe Biden memorial rest stop

Pete Alonso is a type of Derrick Henry

Rip Michael penis

“Knew he had a touchdown” no he should be shamed for calling that play with a lineman who can’t catch

I don’t think we need to pretend Brandon Hyde was a good manager just because the guy they replaced him with sucks

It’s kind of incredible how many Elias dead enders there still are. At least Browns fans have self awareness

Can’t wait to fill out a survey to say exactly how friendly the new oriole bird should be

The Braves polo shirt men disgust me

Rip to the fire, a place that gave me a night I needed during a real fuckin cold and dark winter

Sonny gray come to Baltimore, our manager will never take you out until you give up a 6th run

SF transit take: -MUNI metro is what the red line should be -van ness brt is what mdot wants (ass) -the F streetcar that Dan Rodricks is salivating over is what MCB wants (ass, go downstairs and ride the muni- half the time for the same route) -BART is what people driving anyway say they want

The closers and set up guys on both the dodgers and rays were all dumped for nothing by mike Elias

Remembering that Mike Elias’ first move as GM was to trade Mike Yaztremski for garbage so he could play Dwight smith and Stevie Wilkerson for a couple hundred games

I hope that Manny Machado wins the World Series this year

In 2004 they sent The Oriole Bird to assault me.

Duquette would bring up eyanson to replace Bradish and he’d be right

Cleveland’s a half game back of the white sox, so win tomorrow and you move a half game closer regardless of the other game

The nyjer Morgan game just happened again

“Fire stearns” chants damn I wish that were me

Pete is the king 👑

Challenging the new port Covington developers to design something as nice as the half completed neighborhood near Sutter health park

I haven’t been paying that close attention but seems like Mayo is playing a decent 3b now? Which means westburg or blaze is starting at 2B unless they teach Coby RF (and Holliday is now Jeremiah Jackson)

It would probably take Pete having a Freddie Freeman like uptick in his 30s to make the HoF (and he’s already behind bc he came up later) but i keep thinking about what to do with guys who are missing like, 5 war and 40 homers because of the covid season

This is “fire me already” behavior

Mike Elias has found a new catcher:

Reading an IG account going off about the gentrification that leftist bookstore Red Emma’s has wrought is “literal violence and death” and I think if you want to talk like that you should have to show credentials

Hinds fast becoming my least favorite player

Grant wolfram has never been good at the major league level. However the stats say he should be so he will continue to pitch in every high level situation

They’re calling him the worst bullpen manager of all time

Kittredge is a guy I’d considering leaving off a postseason roster, not elevate to closer