Ghost Malone

#promosky ⚽️ USMNT ⚽️ USWNT ⚽️ Atlanta United ⚽️ Arsenal 🎲 Dungeons and Dragons 🃏 Magic the Gathering 📍 Pinball 👾 Classic Arcade Games ✂️ Collage Art 👁️ Surrealism 🐉 Fantasy 🚀 Science Fiction 📖 Mythology 🔮 Tarot Cards ♠️ Playing Cards 🎸 Punk 🤘🏻 Metal 🪕 Country

Almost Mastodon time

Amanda Seyfried what’s up? I owe you an apology, I wasn't really familiar with your game.

The good stuff right here

What if someone other than R Land did the art for your Atlanta business’s anniversary?

I wish Mitch McConnell were still around to see the latest SNL

He really thought if he slapped him fast enough nobody would see it, like the wings of a hummingbird

Have y’all heard this song Choosin Texas?

Castle Rat’s opener was just a dude called Wraith Knight wearing a hood and playing the organ and it was sick

Drinking six PBR’s and telling my friends who all listen to metal that Sabrina Carpenter‘s music video for “Manchild” is a masterpiece 

My low stakes conspiracy theory is that servers and bartenders are somehow obligated to say the word “Trop” back to you after you order a Tropicalia. “Two Trops coming up”

Bartender at “America’s Best Soccer Bar” didn’t know Atlanta United is playing tonight and is scrambling to find a TV to put it on?

Spotted Yaya Toure and Fabregas jerseys at the Atlanta United game tonight. Two of my faves that have no connection to this match whatsoever.

All of the members of my party have crippling stamina stats and they roll like crap

Embarrassed my kid had to see me around a bunch of ladies dressed like Nico Robin

Shoutout to the guy at the Atlanta United game wearing a Cinemechanica shirt.

Whenever I eat at a random Mexican restaurant OTP Atlanta it’s always so good

wtf did I miss about spreadsheets

Kacey Musgraves my girlfriend said it’s ok if we go hunting for space orbs together

Last night my gf asked her dad if he wanted to “kiss elon musk on the lips” lol

When you can tell that the bartender didn’t put your food order in, wtf do you do?

Hey @scuffed.bsky.social y’all gotta stop saying Lamine Yamal didn’t score any goals this World Cup. He scored against KSA, I was there.

Wow these Argentinian players are all dirty huh

I don’t care who wins as long as Argentina loses 

Oops gotta work instead

A slasher movie where the killer wears one of those LED light therapy masks

Clash of the Titans / Odyssey double feature tomorrow 👀 Clash of the Titans / Odyssey double feature tomorrow queen 👀 Clash of the Titans / Odyssey double feature tomorrow 👀

Is it me or are these announcers a little more stupid than usual today? I usually like Stu but he’s said a few things that were clearly just wrong in the first half

This Lowe’s kit that Messi is wearing looks like ass

Harder than I thought

How fast can I get an Erling Haaland jersey?

I thought we were done with this. Did trump make a call to get Pulisic on corners again?

Just watched a girl explaining offsides to a guy using salt and pepper shakers and when they noticed us watching he said “sorry”

I can’t believe FIFA did something fucked up

I’m sorry but wtf is a “Mexican chicken baguette”?

These Europeans are making me wish I could visit America

Cape Verde

stone cold classic just like everyone predicted

Extremely glad that I’m able to separate the athletic achievements of a national team from the atrocities of its country’s politicians.

You’re welcome

England looks ridiculous

The front leg of the uppercase R should always be a straight line. None of this curved nonsense.