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i love having the type of job School Guidance Counselors Use To Scare Children

Fanfiction And Its Consequences Have Been A Disaster For The Human Race

just saw a homeless guy with a fishing vest and a USGI surplus alice belt The Street Finds A Way

when you abandon masculinity as a project The Biggest Pussies Of All Time Are Gonna Fill The Gap

the center and the left Liberalism And The Progressive Tent have – outside a few increasingly isolated outliers – largely abandoned masculinity as a cultural project

only homosexuals will get this but Trump's Obvious Preference For Mormon Phenotype Blonde Republican Sex Kittens With Blowjob Lips Actually Makes Him Even More Gay

Dutch Is Such A Stupid Language

I'm actually more of a liberal now.

new type of guy He Walks Like He's On A Different Plane Of Gravity, a few degrees tilted off axis, he seems to be constantly falling forward

i don't think i understand anything

ever been listening to an old school comedy special on tape and the audience keeps laughing at an unfinished joke in a way which makes it obvious that the punchline was the comedian just pulling a funny face ? i hate that ! Eddie Murphy , Straight To Jail

every so often someone pretends to discover the concept of Owning Nice Things and boy are they aghast!

SLAYGROUND

wisdom can be found Everywhere

every time you remove friction from your life , you make a weaker version of yourself perhaps the trade-off is worth it but have you made an Unconsidered Choice?

this nigga write prose like he learned English from Instagram Captions

Rehearsal: 2.0 You Can (Not) See Everything

its so wild watching a propaganda machine Lurch Once More To Life

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what's your favorite Slur?

the scariest thing about Halloween ? it means its almost Christmas

im just a guy with a handful of feathers so what the fuck do i know , but how do you even fit two birds up your bush, lady!? and, given the current economy, How Are You Not Efficiently Monetizing That Ability

what the fuck !? in classic disney film 101 Dalmatians The Dogs Do Blackface!!!

" i really wish you would stop papering all these things... "

the vatican should have a Football Team

which do you think would do best in the blood soaked UFC octagon !? Physical Touch Acts of Service Gifts Quality Time or last but not least Words Of Affirmation

Perhaps We Should Connect Fewer Things To The Fucking Internet

who here wanna wear a Buckle Makes Impressions On The Inside Of my Thigh

happy International Right-To-Repair Week remember if you can't fix it You Don't Own It

just pulled the brace off it this morning I Promise 😈

Varying States Of Undress 👀

damn Ive Been Posting Insane Heaters Lately , Just Some Critical Bangers Off The Dome you should screenshot them and send them to jamelle bouie

gif stands for Giraffics Interchange Format

girl be real Its The Maybelline

there is no god but allah and These Posts Are His Prophecy

used to be traffic accidents all the time in star valley niggas would smash their brakes going into a curve at the bottom of a long hill to avoid the automated traffic cameras across the way from the strip club Happy Cowboy Friday

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