Jason

The Daily Fail - sorry, Mail - doing Russia’s work for them yet again. Traitors and scum.

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Trump announces 50% tariffs on countries supplying Iran with weapons, thus proving that he still doesn’t understand how tariffs work.

TACO Trump strikes again!

TACO Trump started a war with Iran and lost. What a pathetic loser he is, everything he touches turns into shit.

Microsoft Windows is absolute dogshit.

Even the deeply corrupt FIFA must be regretting their association with Trump right now.

When Trump gives a speech it is like watching him read out a book report of a book he hasn’t bothered to read.

Trump is thinking of pulling out of NATO. Please, please, yes!

America is the death knell of late stage capitalism. The rest of the world needs to disengage from the US and watch its death throes from a good distance. The American century is well and truly over.

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The Oscars really are the equivalent of the Dundie’s in the US version of The Office, with better marketing.

Letting stupid people die is not a failure of society.

American military incompetence is once more on display in the Middle East and this time we are not there to compensate and cover for them. Fuck ‘em.

The utter mediocrity of something like a Harry Styles album speaks volumes about plummeting levels of human intelligence.

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A Thailand based businessman is the biggest donor to Reform UK.

The USA has become the Evil Empire.

Apparently there are some Britons in Dubai who are scared of returning to the UK because of the tax they will pay. This really is a problem that solves itself.

A heartfelt plea to all the Brits that fled to Dubai to avoid paying tax: Stay there and fucking burn you useless cunts. The planet is a better place without you. I wish this was official govt policy.

Trump will do anything to bury the Epstein files so RIP Iran.

So the Clintons have testified under oath regarding Epstein so surely it must be Trump’s turn next, right?

Mark Wahlberg continued: But if he had been on flight United 93 on 9/11 his kids would have watched him piss himself before he died. What a walking cunt he is.

Anybody else annoyed about the shitty ads Mark Wahlberg is hosting about his so-called religion. I’m not black or Vietnamese so I guess I’m in no danger.

So when exactly is Sam Altman going to “get smart”?

Andrew has been arrested and there are calls for the US to start making arrests. So Pedo Prez Trump decides now is great time to open up all the UFO/Aliens files. What a coincidence!

Trump is such a whining loser, what a worthless piece of shit he truly is.

I would like to confirm that Liz Truss is a completely pointless piece of shit. The perfect person to meet with Trump.

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Moonbase Musk must have seen the movie Iron Sky, which is all about Nazis living in the moon.

Anas Sarwar is an absolute embarrassment. Pathetic. Putin must love him.

I just rewatched the movie Apollo 13 and I am reminded that I grew up believing that that Americans were capable of amazing feats and that they were our friends. I don’t believe either of those things any more.

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To JD Vance and any other Americans who bleat about free speech being suppressed in Europe: For us free speech is not about spreading lies and mis/disinformation. It is about facts and truth. Stick your feelings up your arse.

The UK needs to rejoin the EU as a matter of urgency. We left only because of the effectiveness of Russian disruption and misinformation. Paying off scum like Farage didn’t hurt them either. Time to fight back.

Canada needs to start building a wall on its southern border.

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I really hope that the ICE agents in Italy mess with Team GB and get the absolute shit kicked out of them.

I know that policing in the US is pretty damn awful but the LAPD takes it to a new low point.

So all of those Pizzagate conspiracy theorists now know that the whole was Epstein and Bannon with his QAnon bullshit. So where are they now? They should be marching on this White House if they truly wanted to protect kids. Fucking hypocrites.

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Mitch McConnell has been hospitalised, enjoying the kind of healthcare he has denied to so many others.

Peter Thiel is an enemy of the UK and must be treated accordingly.