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Feel Old Yet? When Smashing Pumpkins Released "Zero," Billy Corgan's Future Wife Was Already Three

Neighborhood Fundamentalists Celebrating Not Celebrating Halloween Harder Than Anyone Celebrating It

Eddie Vedder Breaks Silence: Says Either “Gotta Free Palestine,” or “Donny T., Friend of Mine”

Parks Employee Puts Plastic Skeletons on Grandma and Grandpa’s Memorial Bench

"Not a Flyover State" Kehoe Argues as 3 Million Birds Migrate Overhead

Boys Varsity Leaf Burning Team Advances to Regionals

Reverse Spider-Man? This hero became a normal guy after he stood up for what’s right and nobody gave a shit

Area Dog Doesn't Care About Thing Directly on Eyeball

Hundreds of Senior Citizens Descend on Texas Road House to Discuss Teen Takeovers

Hegseth Teases Second Botched Execution of 2026

After shutting down a national cultural center for the performing arts and announcing a ban on critical news outlets from the White House, the Trump administration is expected to limit press communications to occasional updates, shouted angrily in German from a White House balcony.

An upcoming crafting and survival game will show an indicator of the player's prostate health in addition to other typical indicators. Devs say there isn't *much* to do for the gauge as it rises, though players can try a variety of poultices and untested button combinations to see if anything helps.

Amid unprecedented partisan interference in the election process, state republicans were startled Wednesday to see Missouri fading from US Maps before their very eyes.

Facing mounting backlash after dropping Macklemore from his tour for making pro-Palestine statements, Ed Sheeran addressed the ongoing conflict by putting his signature folk-pop style on Donald Trump's 2017 hit, "Many Fine People on Both Sides."

"Midwesturn" Becomes State Law

Local Housing Market Rules if You Like Mine Tunnels

Don’t miss me at @ggtribune.com today exploring the important topic of AI rampancy. ggtribune.com/2026/07/02/a...

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Missouri Defunds Dolly Parton Literacy Program After Someone Defines “Literacy” www.thesic.net/p/missouri-d...

Sheriff’s Office: Chicago Bears Free to Leave Thanks to Illinois SAFE-T Act Presumed innocence has ruined everything #satire #politics #midwest thesic.net/p/sheriffs-o...

Data Servers Protest Human Building House in Midwest County to consider moratorium on humans

Our prediction, his response. Points for nailing the tone, at least? 😅

Trump Announces Musical Draft After Freedom 250 Dropouts Musicians must report to their nearest Guitar Center for processing www.thesic.net/p/trump-anno...

Call me old fashioned, but there are a few things I just won’t do to build an audience.

Strike fear into the hearts of the competition during the big Forza Horizon 6 release weekend. IYKYK

I imagine they’ll malfunction about as often as before

Morning 😂.

Who are these people on the phone talking to for their entire drive on the morning commute?!

Area Waiting for That Extra "No, Seriously" Storm Siren

Happy Southern Illinois Republican Document Shredding Day to all who celebrate.

It’s important to interface with the community you cover.

Think you know Southern Illinois? Take our Dispensary Name or Church Quiz! #SouthernIL #Satire #Midwest www.thesic.net/p/southern-i...

On starting a new outlet for satire in 2026, a recent history on the uncaring thumb of the Meta behemoth, and an AI support chat so bad I’m worried it damaged my brain… www.thesic.net/p/meta-is-dr...

Reports: God Developing a Community Facebook Group Admin Complex Carol help us www.thesic.net/p/reports-go...