The Scallop

A few people have expressed interest in collaborating with The Scallop. We were secretly hoping for this, but honestly didn't expect it so soon. 1/3

thescallop.inkLUTI 17: Players to Pick Each Other's Div"We took a lesson from Swiss, LUTI is going to seed itself," said Seeding Counselor.

21 Feb

LUTI 17: Players to Pick Each Other's Div thescallop.ink/article/luti... #highdivsplatoon #lowdivsplatoon #midsplatoon #compsplatoon

nintendo.comRelive a classic Pokémon adventureImmerse yourself in the adventure once again in Pokémon FireRed and Pokémon LeafGreen for Nintendo Switch!

20 Feb

BREAKING NEWS: Nintendo Announces Next Splatfest It will be a rerun of the Pokémon collaboration event from 2022. www.nintendo.com/en-gb/Misc-/...

thescallop.ink"We Exist", Says Only Cishet Splatoon PlayerWe interviewed the member and founder of "E for Everyone".

20 Feb

"We Exist", Says Only Cishet Splatoon Player thescallop.ink/article/we-e...

thescallop.inkSBA Academy Opens Signups for Spring SemesterThe prestigious school reopens signups for a limited time, looking for elite candidates

16 Feb

SBA Academy Opens Signups for Spring Semester thescallop.ink/article/sba-...

thescallop.inkVicvillon's Autobomb Predicted 9/11, Sources SayNew footage reveals the shocking discovery.

13 Feb

Vicvillon's Autobomb Predicted 9/11, Sources Say thescallop.ink/article/auto...

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7 Feb

@thescallop.ink I made a comic for one of your articles! It was super funny:D keep making more!! ( sorry for the wall of text in the first one I don’t know how I could have made that shorter 💔)

thescallop.inkAs FLUTI Nears, Thousands of Players Say Goodbye to Their Loved Ones"Farewell, my dear," whispers mother as child boards the ship.

7 Feb

As FLUTI Nears, Thousands of Players Say Goodbye to Their Loved Ones thescallop.ink/article/flut...

thescallop.inkProChara Rebrands Following His Step Back From Professional SplatoonThe popular Youtubist has updated his username to RetiredChara.

6 Feb

ProChara Rebrands Following His Step Back From Professional Splatoon thescallop.ink/article/proc... #highdivsplatoon #news

thescallop.inkThe Scallop Reaches 200 Followers on Bluesky"Yes, yes... We are almost there, 100 more to go," says editor with steepled fingers.

4 Feb

The Scallop Reaches 200 Followers on Bluesky thescallop.ink/article/200-...

thescallop.inkSendouQT: Splatoon Dating ServiceWe reviewed sendou.ink's much anticipated competitive dating feature.

3 Feb

SendouQT: Splatoon Dating Service thescallop.ink/article/send... #highdivsplatoon #compdating

thescallop.inkSplatoon 3 is DeadNintendo has pretty much abandoned the game and will only introduce balancing patches.

29 Jan

Splatoon 3 is Dead thescallop.ink/article/spla... #splatoon #splatoon3 #highdivsplatoon

thescallop.inkNo Mention of Side Order During Tomodachi Life DirectA crushing blow for those anticipating news about the DLC.

29 Jan

No Mention of Side Order During Tomodachi Life Direct thescallop.ink/article/no-m...

nintendo.comWhat’s new in the Splatoon 3 – Version 11.0.0 update?Check out the latest tweaks and additions included in the latest free update to Splatoon 3.

27 Jan

BREAKING NEWS: To no one's Surprise Version 11.0.0 does not Include Significant Changes www.nintendo.com/en-gb/News/2...

thescallop.inkThis Weapon was Considered Useless, Now it's Meta. What Happened?Our analysts answer the question.

26 Jan

This Weapon was Considered Useless, Now it's Meta. What Happened? thescallop.ink/article/this... #highdivsplatoon

thescallop.inkThis Weapon was Considered Useless, Now it's Meta. What Happened?Our analysts answer the question.

25 Jan

This Weapon was Considered Useless, Now it's Meta. What Happened? thescallop.ink/article/this... #highdivsplatoon

thescallop.inkThis Weapon was Considered Useless, Now it's Meta. What Happened?Our analysts answer the question.

24 Jan

This Weapon was Considered Useless, Now it's Meta. What Happened? thescallop.ink/article/this... #highdivsplatoon

thescallop.inkThe Scallop to Start Collaboration with sendou.inkThe project aims to integrate The Scallop's news feed in sendou.ink, among other ideas.

The Scallop to Start Collaboration with sendou.ink thescallop.ink/article/send... #highdivsplatoon

A few people have expressed interest in collaborating with The Scallop. We were secretly hoping for this, but honestly didn't expect it so soon. 1/3

Rest assured: we plan to experiment with opinion pieces, letters to the editors, and perhaps even recurring columnists. You can let us know about your interest by dm'ing us on Bluesky. However, it is still too soon to take concrete steps. We still need to find our voice. 2/3

We are very flattered and thrilled at the community's positive reaction to The Scallop, and look forward to bringing you more quality information about everything Splatoon in the future. You are welcome. 3/3

thescallop.inkDozens Drown in Tragic Paddling Pool 353 Accident"Osmotic pressure," says Rassicas.

21 Jan

BREAKING NEWS: Dozens Drown in Tragic Paddling Pool 353 Accident thescallop.ink/article/padd... #splatoon #splatoon3 #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon

thescallop.inkSendou.ink Launches Controversial Team Analyzer FeatureSendou.ink has added a brand new option to its website, the Sendou Team Analyser

21 Jan

Sendou.ink Launches Controversial Team Analyzer Feature thescallop.ink/article/send... #splatoon #splatoon3 #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon

thescallop.inkDiscord Implements Time ZonesEverything you need to know about one of Discord's most requested features.

17 Jan

BREAKING NEWS: Discord Implements Time Zones thescallop.ink/article/disc... Check out our extensive research on the topic so that you can be ready for the new feature. Here at The Scallop we do our best to bring you the news as quickly and accurately as it is possible for us.

17 Jan

An older version of the post had a typo: instead of saying "accurately", it said "accurate". Which is ironic.

thescallop.inkIs Good Mental Necessary to Win? Lessons from Triton Cup 130"Leave me the **** alone," says loser.

17 Jan

Is Good Mental Necessary to Win? Lessons from Triton Cup 130 thescallop.ink/article/is-g... #splatoon3 #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon

thescallop.inkNintendo Announces New KitsThe company explicitly mentions "new weapon kits" in surprise tweet.

12 Jan

Nintendo Announces New Kits thescallop.ink/article/nint... #splatoon #splatoon3 #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon #3rdkits

thescallop.inkTeam Solo Came First, Haha Funny White Ink Rolls EyesThis journalist is contractually obligated to make jokes about this.

12 Jan

Team Solo Came First, Haha Funny White Ink Rolls Eyes thescallop.ink/article/fros... #splatoon #splatoon3 #frostyfest

thescallop.inkMystery Trio Currently Performing in Splatsville Revealed to be Deep CutThe mysterious masked singers have been unmasked by our reporting.

11 Jan

Mystery Trio Currently Performing in Splatsville Revealed to be Deep Cut thescallop.ink/article/myst... #splatoon #splatoon3 #splatfest #frostyfest #highdivsplatoon #compsplatoon

thescallop.inkFrostyFest: All Matches are Mirror Matches, Report SaysPlayers from teams Wisdom, Money, and White Chocolate are only playing against each other.

10 Jan

FrostyFest: All Matches are Mirror Matches, Report Says thescallop.ink/article/fros... #splatoon #splatoon3 #splatfest #frostyfest #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon

thescallop.inkNintendo to Release Splatoon 2 Themed Joy-Con 2 Controllers"We want to encourage people to show off their love for all things 2"

8 Jan

Nintendo to Release Splatoon 2 Themed Joy-Con 2 Controllers thescallop.ink/article/spla... #splatoon #splatoon2 #splatoon3 #highdivsplatoon #compsplatoon

thescallop.inkSplatoon 3 to Require Age VerificationThe unexpected move aims to get ahead of the UK government's upcoming policies.

8 Jan

Splatoon 3 to Require Age Verification thescallop.ink/article/spla... #splatoon #splatoon3 #highdivsplatoon #compsplatoon

thescallop.inksendou.ink Removes Profile Pronouns, Nobody NoticesSometime earlier this week the unpopular feature was stealthily removed.

7 Jan

sendou.ink Removes Profile Pronouns, Nobody Notices thescallop.ink/article/send... Follow us for updates in this story, and more. #splatoon #splatoon3 #highdivsplatoon