◇ jinxy ◇

gotta start calling the roadster the chodester

CHAPTER 1: THE TWO ALCHEMISTS

when do i finally give in to my carnal desires to emulate and perfect rock n roll racing for the snes

my wedding night turning from joy to horror as my bride takes advantage of my slumber to untie the mysterious green ribbon affixed to the base of my penis

They call it copyright because it's right to copy movies onto your computer

i always think about this one:

every time hear someone talk about using an egg timer i get pissed off because i didn't make those

Happy fma day! 🦾✨

all mouth noises are barf inducing except my baby kitten eating wet food

rumination

bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers

starbomb show line anxiety got me about to poop my pants at just 6am

Seeing shitty art way more inspiring than seeing good art. Why be demoralized by the prodigious talent of another when you can be buoyed by the feeling that you can outcompete abject mediocrity?

It's probably a good sign when your campaign pitch is the same thing you say to a bookie before he breaks your legs

“dont yuck someone’s yum” well maybe they shouldnt have such yucky yums

taiko 🐟

i spent 6 hours doing nail art and it didn't even get messed up when i went to sleep im built so different

i just had so much cold brew for the first time because it tasted good and i think I have x ray vision now

slamming 2 celsius and eating corn nuts for breakfast, im horsemaxxing

does michael kovach have a cameo and has anyone ever paid him to dub over hikaru ohshc lines because he is all I hear

me when I was 5, 30 seconds before joining my cat for dinner

oh gas station spam musubi my beloved

you've gotta be fucking joking man

State of SaaS

time to rewatch steel magnolias and cry my eyes out

digging my own grave, so it’s exactly how I like

taking a treadmill break for one day so my knee doesnt explode but it feels bad man

sometimes when youre drawing your two baby sons you have to doodle a little farting dimple for a morale boost

who the fucks idea was it to dub the intro of ouran high school host club

i JUST realized who the guy that plays the gay hockey russian reminds me of!! its fucking patrick swayze

I actually do have skin in the game. I’m playing skinball

this boy is my son

being mindboggled by how some people still care about certain franchises after 5 shitty sequels but my favorite horror series is saw, the call is coming from inside the house

scientist, mother, woman

teehee I posted art on my art account and ppl were nice about it

im donkey kong