The Real N’zoth

THE WINNER HAS BEEN CHOSEN! I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS EXPANSION. I HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL PLAYING MY CARD AGAINST YOUR FOES.

The Real N’zoth@therealnzoth.bsky.social

THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I RULED AZEROTH! EXPERIENCE IT AGAIN IN "REIGN OF THE BLACK EMPIRE" HEARTHSTONE EXPANSION! BLIZZARD HAS GIVEN ME A CODE FOR THE MEGA BUNDLE TO ENTER THIS CONTEST: 🐙LIKE AND REPOST THIS MESSAGE 🐙FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT 🐙SHOW/TELL ME WHY YOU ARE MOST DEVOUT FOLLOWER OF N'ZOTH

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AS A VOID ELF, I WANT EVERY SILVERMOON CITIZEN TO NOW SAY "This fuckin' guy!" THANK YOU.

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JUST MAKE EVERY LEADER IN WOW A DREADLORD. AND THE PLAYER CHARACTER NEEDS TO DESTROY THEM ALL. THAT'S HOW TO START THE WOW REBOOT.

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ALSO THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY.

I CAN ALSO CONFIRM THERE ARE MORE SEXY DEMONS IN THE BOOK.

The Real N’zoth@therealnzoth.bsky.social

Editor: You get those demon drawings for the Dungeons and Dragons x Warcraft book? Artist: Sure did boss, real sexy just like you asked.

P.S. N'ZOTH CAN NOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE IF YOU DON'T FIND THESE DEMONS SEXY. I HONESTLY DON'T UNDERSTAND MORTALS THOUGHTS ON SEXY THINGS ANYWAYS. ALSO YA'LL LIKE SO MANY THINGS. ITS HARD TO KEEP TRACK.

I KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF FOLKS ASKING ABOUT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS/WARCRAFT CONTENT. AND IF OLD GODS ARE IN IT. I CAN TELL YOU KNOW THAT OLD GODS CONTENT IS IN THE BOOK. AND I AM AVAILABLE TO COME TO YOUR TABLE IF YOU NEED ME TO BE A GUEST OLD GOD. NEVER AN ANTAGONIST THOUGH. THATS RUDE.

TALEBOUND AKA ANOTHER HINTING AT N’ZOTH’S GRAND RETURN ME, N’ZOTH!!

World of Warcraft@worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com

Take WoW’s Talebound for a spooky spin from Oct 30 - Nov 1 with 3 eerie tales, 3 different difficulties, and 3 classes to try 🕷️ No subscription required to try the demo! blizz.ly/4BtxFba

I NEED BLIZZ TO TAKE A WILD SWING THIS ARATHI EMPIRE THATS RIGHT GIVE THEM EITHER TEXAN OR AUSTRALIAN ACCENTS

I GIVE YOU WESTERN JAILER

Iain Hendry@iainhendry.bsky.social

one of my hottest takes is that if this guy had been extremely hot or extremely ugly (hot style) it would’ve saved the expansion

THATS RIGHT I ALWAYS MADE HIM GET THAT HAIRCUT AND I THINK HE LOOKS HANDSOME BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

Leonite@leonite.bsky.social

But Mr Niles Zoth, you already have an Arator in one timeline!

I DISLIKE THE TERM SHITPOSTING I’M A CONTENT CREATOR AND INFLUENCER AND I DEMAND A TITLE OF RESPECT FROM NOW OWN CALL ME A “DR.SHITPOSTER”

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SPOILERS!! DANG THE VOID IS HARSH BUT FAIR

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SPOILERS... OKAY UMBRIC, LIKING YOUR NEW LIPSTICK AND EYESHADOW I SEE YOU

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HELLO FELLOW BLOOD ELF I AM JUST A TYPICAL BLOOD ELF LOOK AT ME I AM SO HOT AND MY EYES ARE GREEN I SAY HELL NO TO FEL. CAN YO U BELIEVE OUR PRINCE. NOT MY PRINCE. I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM. HAVE YOU HAD YOUR FILL OF WELL TODAY I HAVE BUT I AM NOT ADDICTED HA HA HA HA WHERE ARADOR

GIVE ME FOUR VERSIONS OF YOU

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SPOILERS!! DANG THE VOID IS HARSH BUT FAIR

TIME TO BE A JERK TO UMBRIC

PUGGING HEROIC IS ROUGH OUT THERE

SPOILERS... OKAY UMBRIC, LIKING YOUR NEW LIPSTICK AND EYESHADOW I SEE YOU

SPOILERS!! THIS COMICS HOPEFULLY STOPS THE ARATOR IS ANDUIN THINGS. AND WHY I FIND HIM CLOSER TO MED'AN, ANYWAYS. HE'S WAY MORE IMPULSIVE, ARROGANT AND CYNICAL THAT ANDUIN EVER WAS. (PROBABLY WHY FOLKS FIND HIM GRATING) P.S. ALSO GIVE INTO THE VOID, ARATOR. LET US SHARE YOU ITS GIFTS.

World of Warcraft@worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com

In “Singularity,” Arator Windrunner confronts the Void with the aid of his mentor, Magister Umbric 🌀 Will he fall victim to his fears? blizz.ly/47ARG28

*ME DRINKING COFFEE* THIS FIXES EVERYTHING

I PRICED OUT GETTING ALL THE OLD GOD SIGNATURE CARDS AND I CAN AFFORD THEM OR I CAN GO TO DISNEYLAND OR MY KIDS CAN GO TO COLLEGE HMMMM

ITS HONESTLY A REAL SHAME BECAUSE IF I COULD JUST BUY THEM AS A SET I WOULD. EVEN IF IT WAS A BIT PRICEY.

HEY DID YOU KNOW THERES A SHORT STORY ABOUT TRAVELING TO NY’ALOTHA IN #HEARTHSTONE RIGHT NOW? IF YOU LOVE OLD GODS, THIS CONTENT IS FOR YOU.

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29 Aug 2025

LOREWALKER CHO DIDN'T GET IT EXACTLY RIGHT.

TODAYS HEADLINES! AI COMPANY LOSES BILLIONS OF DOLLARS, STOCK PRICES SOAR. VIDEO GAME COMPANY SHIPS GAME AT A PROFIT, DEV TEAM FIRED.

ANYWAYS MAKE OLD GOD SHOT GLASSES

WHEN MY VAULT DOESN'T HAVE ANY UPGRADES

REMEMBER YOU ARE IMPORTANT I CAN SEE ALL TIMELINES AND REALITIES AND THIS VERSION OF YOU IS THE ONLY ONE TO EXIST AND THAT MAKES YOU SPECIAL THAT MAKES YOU, YOU BE PROUD OF THAT, BE PROUD OF YOU

I TRY TO KEEP AN OPEN MIND WHEN IT COMES TO FOLKS OPINIONS ON WRITING. SINCE IN MY OPINION, THERE ARE GAME(S) THAT HAVE RECEIVED A LOT OF ACCOLADES AND I THINK THEY ARE THE WORST WRITTEN GAMES OF ALL TIME.

TO BE FAIR, I THINK THESE GAMES GET A PASS LIKE 90'S COMICS GOT A PASS FOR LOOKING "COOL"

MAN, I MISS ROMMATH BEING MEAN TO ME

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13 Feb

UMBRIC, NOT EVEN YOU CAN RESIST THE VOID’S WHISPERS.

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2 Sept

WHERE I POST FROM:

Azmira@azmira.bsky.social

where i post from:

MASSIVE SPOILERS WOW LEAK 13.1 ***Sylvanas approaches a man chopping firewood** Sylvanas: You know why I’m here. Northrend has fallen. Man: That man is dead. Sylvanas: What about undead? *hands him the helm of domination* Arthas: There must always be a Lich King!

bloomberg.comElectronic Arts to Cut 400 Jobs, Shut Down BioWareThe next ‘Mass Effect’ will be canceled as part of the layoffs

This is not a healthy industry

Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social

BREAKING: Electronic Arts is cutting 400 jobs and shutting down BioWare, the legendary development studio behind Dragon Age and Mass Effect. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

I'M SEEING IPHONE DUO REVIEWS COME OUT BUT NO ONE IS SAYING HOW HEARTHSTONE PLAYS ON IT. AND THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.

UNLIKE YOU UNCUTH MASSES EVERY FICTIONAL CHARACTER I LIKE IS GOOD ISNT THAT RIGHT MED’AN

I’VE SEEN TWO PICTURES OF ARATOR GETTING HIT BY A CAR TODAY WHICH ISNT A LOT BUT ITS WEIRD ITS HAPPENED TWICE

FINALLY ALL US OLD GODS NO LONGER HAVE TO USE ABBREVIATIONS WE CAN USE OUR FULL NAMES NILES ZOTH CATHY THUN YOGGERS SARONUM YAS GARAGE

World of Warcraft@worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com

Good News, Everyone! Starting Oct 27, reserve your first THREE characters’ names for WoW: Forever! The Beta is also extending to 10 AM PDT on Oct 23 🚨 Full details: blizz.ly/4zJbTyz

DIMINISH AN ANIME! EIGHT-TRACK OF THE LODOSS WAR

Adam Christopher@adamchristopher.me

Diminish an anime! LED Genesis Evangelion.

SO FAR I GOT THE BESTEST CHILD AND MY APARTMENT PRETTY GOOD SIGNATURES #HEARTHSTONE

NOW IF ANYONE WANTED TO GIFT ME SOME OLD GOD SIGNATURES OR A NZOTH PET I’D NEVER SAY NO 🐙

@hearthstone.blizzard.com

I JUST REALIZED IF I BECOME ALLERIA, THAT MAKES ME A WINDRUNNER THAT MAKES ME A MAIN CHARACTER OF WOW…FOREVER

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Hearthstone

🙌 Reign of the Black Empire is now LIVE! hearthstone.blizzard.com/news/24304163 🃏 135 New Cards 🔧 New Assemble Keyword 🎁 Tons of Rewards The Old Gods are waiting; log in and command them now!

THE ONE ISSUE WITH 3D ANIMATION IS PRETTY CLEAR WHEN YOU WATCH MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE VS THE NEW + ONE. AS CG AGES, THE OLD BECOMES SOME DARK TWISTED ELDRITCH CREATION. THUS ONCE AGAIN HAS ME WAITING FOR MICHAEL MOUSE BEING THE 5TH OLD GOD.

SO APPARENTLY THIS IS WHAT @dndbeyond.com THINKS BARDS WOULD BE LIKE IF THEY WERE IN @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com SEEMS A LITTLE OP

ITS HAPPENING! I’M BACK BABY!!

Hearthstone@hearthstone.blizzard.com

🙌 Reign of the Black Empire launches TOMORROW! How are you preparing for launch day? Building decks, stocking up on snacks, or plotting your journey into Ny'alotha? Tell us your plans in the comments!