spencer pope ♀️

jeeves, fetch me my bathing toaster

to give you an idea what it’s like to live in maine, we just got 5G cell service in my town, which is <30 minutes outside the largest 2 cities in the state.

rescue dogs are really it because have you ever had someone love you so much that every time you leave the house they take a big bite out of your monstera

anyways, enjoy

red bull please contact me

not to brag but for the first time since being dx'd with crohn's (7 years ago) i ate vegetables and nothing happened. this will probably be short-lived now that i've mentioned it.

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mfw my parents told me i'd spend my whole life being misgendered

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nearly my entire career has been developing apps for IoT devices. my email inbox has been blowing up for over an hour

who's going to chicago seminars

before and after built ins. baseboard corners suck btw

finally made my site standard.site compliant and migrated all my word vomits. also here's a new vomit on how to use united airlines miles

I want to be nonchalant so bad but unfortunately I have to yap all the time or I’ll die

it’s called an everything bagel because everything gets all over the place

today I’m going to an antique saw mill demo and then going to a Lego expo. yes I’m diagnosed what does that have to do with anyth

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I can’t be trusted to use a toaster oven with many settings because for the 3rd day in a row I’ve air-fried my bagel

Every time my partner goes away my neighbors see me and are like “are you eating? Are you ok??” And then when I go out of town they see my partner and are like “YASSS GIRL”

can you guys see if @variousjuices.bsky.social can imagine being named Schlittler

Sleep tight, Red Sox Nation.

one of my biggest regrets in life is training myself out of my Massachusetts accent

everyone: 3 dogs is a lot! me: nah it’s fine for the most part the other part dog 1: gets horrific skin infection dog 2: eats 7 days worth of dog 1’s antibiotics dog 3: *vomits*

my two brains

when the view got eastern Penobscot bay

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nothing makes me crash out almost instantly like a crowded grocery store. trying to make it out of there in a fugue state dodging 90 year olds and families of 17. seeing random shit like this that boris yeltsin would’ve loved. takes years off my life

do we not have enough recordings of mayor menino to just bring his announcements back??

first aid kit implies the existence of a second, perhaps even third aid kit

steel toe crocs. is this anything?

unfortunately for everyone around me, boat building is my new personality

Needs more clamp

Spent several hours cutting, planing, and steaming this stupidly angled canoe rib. Clamped it on. Started tacking it in. Then it snapped. A metaphor for most things in my life really.

Me: man why is the carpet so nasty, the robot vacuums every day The robot vacuum every day:

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