Purple Rock John

It's Ride Wit Me.

Logging into LinkedIn after a long time is like accidentally clicking like on an ex's Insta post. Suddenly it's: "Are you interested in reconnecting?" "Hey, did you see this cool post?" "What's up, just saw this job and thought of you!" "Interested in rising and grinding?"

If I'm ever in need of some quick money it's nice to know I could always just scam Raskin, who is clearly an absolute fucking rube.

The courage to do this on main! Clearly he's ready for the moment.

Wait until he hears that he could have gotten paid to do this. He's going to feel so silly!

Wow, a woman with libertarian views? I never thought I'd see the day.

People think living in Florida is a political hellscape, because it is. But one nice thing is that if you ever need your street repaired, you can just paint it rainbow colors and the state immediately sends out a team to replace the street because it's gone gay.

Gonna walk up to her after she finishes this and say "Can I work in?" so we can all have a good laugh.

WHAT A SET FROM SPO WHAT A FINISH FROM WIGGINS WHAT A NIGHT OF BASKETBALL

This is incredibly dudes rock (gender neutral)

This NYT story about how Mamdani dealt with the opposition by the city's elites fails to mention one particular elite institution: The NYT editorial page, which last June railed against him as "uniquely unsuited to the city’s challenges... lacks political savvy" www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/n... 1/

Do you think the first person to ever make chicken tikka masala immediately ascended? Or were they allowed to just linger here on Earth to witness the success of their creation?

Still a banger. Those two had such range.

What often gets left unmentioned in the "the left needs a Joe Rogan" bullshit is that conservatives fucking hate men. They do everything possible to make men feel miserable and attacked and isolated, all to serve their political purposes. They desperately want men to have no friends or loved ones.

She’s so sassy??

Please fund my new company: an AI that generates 6 pictures of people who are not you that you can then use on your dating profile, ensuring that every date starts off with confusion and disappointment. It's called match.nope.

New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

If only it was for insider trading, I'd actually be fine with this! But since it's not a crime when elected officials do it, that won't be the charge.

The motherfucker plays like a cheat code. It's unreal.

Ok, but this really is the future liberals want. Like, please.

All those Heat fans who said he was washed are gonna have to eat their words when it turns out he was just corrupt.

Honestly my description of the season as a whole so far. #Survivor

So excited to watch what Wembanyama can do, though I'm disappointed Pop isn't still on the bench as Wemby transitions into an absolute monster.

I am willing to accept even smaller ball of just $23 million from taxpayers if anyone would like to just give that to me.

My mom doesn't want an EV because "won't you miss the sound the engine makes?" (No? Why?) I told her she can just turn the stereo down and make VROOOM noises with her mouth to recreate the engine experience.

BREAKING: NBA is back.

My new app, Endless Dystopia, uses AI to create photorealistic pictures of you without various diseases- no expensive medical care necessary. Got a debilitating, chronic, or even terminal disease? Not in these AI-generated pictures, you don't!

If you think our auto insurance is high, wait until you see our homeowner's insurance.

No Kings is also what any decent NBA free agent says.

John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.

My only thoughts on tonight's #Survivor: Sage is a weirdo (complimentary). Shannon is a weirdo (derogatory).

Hell yeah. Spo rules and absolutely deserves this. (Also I hope he uses the opportunity to recruit stars that want to come play for him.)

This is honestly a great idea, because the next time the fucking asparagus steps to me, I'm going to shoot it.

I'm just happy to see the respect for Spoelstra, even as the Heat continue to get rolled in the playoffs. He's a great coach, but he needs more to work with. Any chance Giannis really likes Miami weather?

Why is Kirkland the only brand with the courage to put a "this tag goes at the foot of the bed" tag on their sheets? Will no one else stand up to Big Fitted Sheet?

This is a great time to remind people that @propublica.org does excellent journalism and operates on donations. You know, just in case you've recently freed up some money that you used to be donating to another organization.

Philly, you know what to do.

I hope that $600M of this money is to put a coal plant right next door to the house of every person responsible for approving this idea.

One of my all time favorite unintentional comedy videos.

The US’s first grid-scale sodium-ion battery is now online

That was a decent start to the #Survivor season, but I am disappointed by how many people seem to be putting on personas. Sage, however, is a real one. I'm a fan. I'm also convinced she's going home within the next 2-3 votes, which is too bad.

I unironically love dorks like this. It's like the park ranger dorks that tell you about the coolest trails and sights in a park - they just love their niche interest and are super excited to share it with you.

I'm more of a sexual luchador. In that I wear a mask and tights.

One thing this demonstrates is that China has learned a key concept from us: Just make it someone else's problem.

They saw what Chavez and Maduro did in Venezuela and were like "How can we get in on some of that action?"