Borf

Hit em with the command flush

Using AI to develop dementia

One minute your looking into the Sega Saturn because Panzer Dragoon is cool and then all of a sudden you're watching a long play of something called "Tryrush Deppy".

Live on twitch.tv/gamecrimes with the Satellaview version of Super Mario Bros 2

Alright, adding 8 players to Mario Kart 8 was sick.

I always put the switch on the power supply in the off position. I also always forget I did that and think I fucked up the computer when I try to turn it on.

“Like to see that Bishop arch, know what I’m sayin?”

Running solo for @gamecrimes.bsky.social tonight! I’ll be messing around with new decomps/recomps, setting up a lot I haven’t gotten to yet, and just tooling around. Twitch.tv/gamecrimes at ~10 central!

That’s Platinum done. On to the battle tower!

Megabonk is $5.99 on Steam buff.ly/IVIOqRw

The sexiest retro handhelds in my opinion are the GameBoy Light and the DSi XL. Thank you.

My beautiful boy is working SO HARD!! Emerald is done. We’re gonna make a stop in XD Gale of Darkness, just to say Hi, then it’s off to Gen 4.

we’re live on @gamecrimes.bsky.social not playing Sega vs Capcom if you’re a Capcom employee, that’s for sure! Twitch.tv/gamecrimes

Whoopsie

Done.

I never care to play this game again. Now to get the Mt. Battle ribbon….

Got his ass! Took me a good long while but my ribbon master is caught!

Goddamn the first Insomniac Spider-Man game is so fucking good.

Live on twitch.tv/gamecrimes starting a Pokémon Ribbon Master mode

No @gamecrimes.bsky.social tonight on account of don’t want too sleepy. We’ll let you know the plan when there is one!

What version of the patriarchy are we on?

Listed my kitted out Dreamcast for sale. It’s honestly sick, but time for it to go to someone who will use it more! ebay.io/m/4H6AYB #dreamcast #modded #forsale #muramasa #hdmi #retrogaming

Live now!

Join us tonight while we check out the time-stopping strategy fighter Your Only Move Is Hustle! twitch.tv/gamecrimes 10 EST / 9 CST

Ok so cat born. Cat only eat cat food. For generations cat only eat cat food. Cat get bigger. Cat make new cats. Those cats only eat cat food. Cats are made of cat food. Furthermore, with sufficient technology, you could turn a bag of cat food into a cat. Discuss.

Goddamn Forza Horizon games HIT!

sandblasting a stranger’s tombstone so I can write my name on it

Got a used copy of Lost Magic for DS from goodwill and just blew away someone’s 20 year old save. That did not feel good.

So live right now!

NTE is a dogshit video game.

Canterbury Tales or WONTerbury Tales??

It really is the game of the year

Tomodachi Life is the best game.

PSA: The NASA stream is currently showing piss spraying into space. www.youtube.com/live/6RwfNBt...

Artemis II has begun its long journey to the soundstage they’re using as the moon.

Twitch.tv/geeklyinc

Breaking: NASA finds evidence of cum on Mars

Need an app for tracking weight lifting if anyone has a recommendation

I will be playing my Echo the Dolphin on Gamegear with my backstash of batteries long after the grid drops. I cannot be forced to do SHIT.

This is a soccer game on the Turbografx. The way the cover is all blacked out makes the players look like centaurs because the front row doesn't make sense.

Empty night gym is the best gym.

Nintendo Suing U.S. Government Over Tariffs aftermath.site/nintendo-tar... www.scribd.com/document/100...

Finished MGS1-3. Can’t remember the last time I binged a series like this but damn MGS3 is so good.

the GameStop manager asked if I was the guy who came in last week and I said NO and he said are you sure and I said Yeah and he said okay and let me in and then I did the thing again

Doing find and replace on a physics research paper and swapping matter / antimatter for pasta / antipasta and yeah I know it’s spelled wrong

I hate that my brain knows how good I feel after working out but that doesn’t translate to wanting to do it before hand. The struggle.

Metal Gear 1 & 2 in the books. Definitely have more love for 2, but a much bigger appreciation for the series as a whole. #MetalGear #MSX #retrogaming

Playing Metal Gear 2 Solid Snake for MSX and I’m pretty sure this is a new all timer for me. It’s crazy how much more modern it feels than 1. A ton of MGS was just directly lifted from this game.