Michael Parrish

2024 has been wild. 😂 - I bought the newsletter in April for $40,000. - Immediately lost subs. - It took 6 months for me to recoup the loses. - I was offered $150,000 for it. - Next week, PREMIUM TIER launches. - More newsletters on the roadmap... 2025, I'm coming for you. 🫡

Played the same riff on 3 telecasters. $400, $1400, and $2000 Let me know your favorite 👇

$450 Danelectro $1599 Gibson $2599 Rickenbacker Same riff on all 3. Which bass wins?

My dog has more game than any bard in Skyrim 🐕🎸

AI what? AI huh? Nothing. Here’s my dog and guitar instead:

My dog is unimpressed by me. And my guitar playing. Unless I bribe him with treats 🐕🎸

Gibson Les Paul? Fender Telecaster? Rickenbacker 360? Which guitar wins?

My dog… And me… In my 30s:

#guitar #dog #battlestargalactica

Went to Skyrim. Brought the dog. 🐕 And a guitar. 🎸 Met a Khajiit. 🐈

My dog rates: Gibson Les Paul Vs Fender Stratocaster 🐕🎸

My dog picks favorites 🐕🎸

Spoiler alert. I was awake. Wide awake.

She said: “It’s me or the guitars.” My dog and I are happy with the decision:

Valentine’s Day plans? Guitar. Dog. Done.

I can’t. Seriously. I mean it. I’m busy. Me:

I have plans. Very important plans. These plans will always be more important than whatever you’re trying to get me to go to. That is all. Here are the plans:

Women: he’s probably cheating on me Men: playing guitar for dog on floor 🐕🎸

If I got to jail tonight… This is why.

Women: he’s probably cheating on me. Men:

I can’t. I’m busy. 🎸🐕

My dog has opinions during guitar practice 🐕💭🎸

My weekend plans? Same as every weekend. Playing guitar with my dog of course!

My dog’s intrusive thoughts are louder than my guitar

How I spend my nights… woof woof

How your email found me? As it always does 🎸🐕‍🦺

Plansplaining

My dog didn’t clap? 🤔

The birds know… THEY KNOW!