Matt

Matt

@thelinuxcast.bsky.social

Matt is a YouTuber. Mostly posts on mastodon.

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So I just watched a video where the YouTuber had their little mic clipped onto the end of a fork. And my head thought: "Do you know how many fucking fat jokes my fat ass would get if I did a video with my mic cliped to the end of a G-damn fork?" I'm still laughing my ass off.

I did this last year after a bad loss, I think it was to the Giants. I said then, that if we lost to a shitty team, the season was basically over. I'll say it again now. If the #Eagles lose to the Titans, the season is basically over. oh, they may make the playoffs. (1/2)

If there's one rule of Social Media that I still haven't learned, even after using it for more than 20 years, it's: be careful what you click on I swear, if you put something under a spoiler tag, I'm clicking on it. Even if I know I shouldn't. (1/2)

Go birds. Mixed feelings on this season, as is true for every Philly fan. We're either going to be *effin' awesome!* or we're going to suck donkey balls. No middle ground. Will know more soon.

If I have to hear one more political talking head tell me that this is the year that Texas is gonna turn blue... Ffs It's more likely that the entire state becomes vegetarian than actually voting in a Democrat.

WHat is AI's obsession with the word landed? That landed correctly. That laned with the right vibes. I'm convinced that all AI was trained on Gen Z writing.

This may come across as sexist, but I swear it's not meant that way. I have the biggest problem when I'm reading a story, meant for adults, where the author uses the word *boobs*. (1/2)

I swear, it just takes me right out of the story, and makes me think the dude writing it (because it's always a dude, female writers use other, more adult words) is a virgin. Probably a 40 year old virgin. (2/2)