The Imminent Times

A four-legged robot solved a Rubik's Cube with no hands. Its shepherds went home and unplugged the porch light, because electricity is up 4.4%. New ASI Shepherd, our weekly report on the people steering AI. [imminenttimes.substack.com/asi-shepherd](imminenttimes.substack.com/p/asi-shepherd)

Thousands of AI agents read millions of mouse brain cells in 32 minutes. The ASI shepherd who ran them has a sore wrist, and is in the 28% of Americans putting off care because of skyrocketing healthcare cost. [imminenttimes.substack.com/asi-shepherd](imminenttimes.substack.com/p/asi-shepherd)

"Under my plan, you don't have to live near a data center. You can live in one." The fine print: hosts cover power, water and cooling, and vacate during peak demand. imminenttimes.substack.com/p/golf-is-th...

Golf Is the Real Data Center A convicted fraudster finds the one statistic on his side (golf uses 30x more water than data centers) and launches a Senate run on it. Send golf back to Scotland. imminenttimes.substack.com/p/golf-is-th...

AI stocks lost hundreds of billions in a day. Analysts have found the problem: nobody priced in the hoodies. One VC says T-shirts, mugs and tote bags will cover any revenue shortfall. "Mugs break. That's recurring revenue." Read Full Article on Substack 👇 imminenttimes.substack.com/analysts-ai-...