Guncle Kris

Guncle Kris

@thegrumpyguncle.bsky.social

🔞 | 52, married, Queer | They say you can catch more bees with honey, but I fucking hate bees, so I’m gonna stick with vinegar. | I cuss a bunch. | 🐻🖖🏻🌓

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Over the years, I’ve posted this on different sites, but it never felt more necessary than it does right here, right now. Paraphrasing a Superman… There’s a right and a wrong in The Universe, and that distinction isn’t hard to make, unless you're a piece of shit. If you are, you already know. 😏

Me and The Hub went to see #Clayface tonight. I dug it, but it left me thinking about Dante’s (Inferno) quote about the path of paradise beginning in Hell. Except, in Matt’s case, it seems the path to Hell began in paradise. #Halloween

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Haha, Harrison Butker keeps missing field goals. Clearly a DEI hire.

Maybe it’s the full moon, or that bullshit ad saying liberals are being racist against white folk, or the fact that I didn’t get any ass today (tomorrow, maybe), but Daddy Bear’s feeling an itsy bitsy bit brutish.

FOX just aired that “Liberals are the new racists” ad during the Lions/Packers game, and I’m doing my best to hold it together, but I’m fucking pissed. Whoever made that ad… Whoever decided that ad should air… Whoever believes that ad… PIECES OF FUCKING SHIT!!!

The Universe has put The Horny upon me this day. I prayed to The Universe, asked for a cock to cum free me from this hellishness. And The Universe provided, but in the most “Gotcha, slut!” way possible, which I can’t help but respect. #SinfulSunday

Can’t stop thinking about the pizza I had for breakfast Thursday morning, like it was an ill-fated romance or some shit. And i can’t help but wonder if pizza is thinking about me. 😔