Michael Blackthorn

When I was doing Hair lol I had a lot of my MexiMen come to me which I thought was hilarious because at first I made them uncomfortable but they swore I made their hair grow back faster and fuller. As they noticed improvements after they left my chair. #WitchLife #CosmoWitch #DidIDoThat

Something I don't talk about that much is... I really love Healing Work and I'm really good at it. I don't say that from a place of cockiness at all just that I love the facilitation of healing spaces and I thrive in it para mis clientes . #WitchLife

You held no power here, my dear. You merely mistook my willingness to accommodate you for evidence that I belonged to you. A rather embarrassing misunderstanding, wouldn't you say? 🖤 #WitchLife Now...

And that #Witch you once found so wonderfully convenient? Mourn him at your leisure. I have outgrown the dimensions of your expectations, and I shan't be squeezing myself back into them for your comfort. My agency is not yours to grant. My autonomy is not yours to negotiate. #WitchLife

How darling, to be forever summoned toward a revolution my very existence already embodies. I am the ancestral refusal to disappear, the melanin pulsing through flesh that carries generations of defiance. I needn't perform resistance for your satisfaction, lovely. I am its living consequence. #Witch

For anyone who may want some inspiration for the nights Full Moon. thedeviantwitch.com/posts/right-... #AstroWitch #WitchLife #FullMoonInTaurus #TaurusMoon

My eyeballs hurt, my brain is a little fuzzlewuzzled BUT I did finally Vote and took it to the post. BOOP. #WitchesVote #WitchLife #NorCalWitch

And... Published. thedeviantwitch.com/posts/witch-... #AstroWitch #Mercury I do hope by sharing information like this it helps you really get a feel for how the planets can be interpreted. #WitchLife

This is why one of the most important questions in magical discernment is brutally simple: What answer do I want? Not because wanting an answer automatically makes the opposite true, but because desire creates gravity. It pulls interpretation toward itself. And fear does the same thing. #WitchLife

thedeviantwitch.com/posts/domici... New Post, woot woot. #AstroWitch #WitchLife

If you have WhatsApp join my channel! Or something lol whatsapp.com/channel/0029... #WitchLife #TheDeviantWitch #AstroWitch

Working on a new FREE post for #TheWitchInYourChart series.. that should have been released last week. It's about 13k words right now and I'm editing it down as best as I can. HOPEFULLY by the end of the day. #AstroWitch #WitchLife

I am overstimmied lol Recorded Three student sessions today :| Recorded a three hour astro-witch lecture Wednesday... I'm trying to design something so I can release in december and it's proving to be so difficult. AHHH... And trying to train my pup in-between. #WitchLife #WitchProblems

Getting ready to teach a class... The Chart as Grimoire... ugh I always get butterflies before I start and then I just can't stop lol fifteen hours later :| #WitchLife #MagicalBazaar #AstroWitchery

The Follow Up Post: thedeviantwitch.com/posts/right-... #WitchLife

#Witches are like.. YOU WRITE TOO MUCH. You're so long winded! I can't focus. I can't read all of that. Can you summarize? NO. I will not, I shall not, NO. That's how I talk and if you can't appreciate it well.. I understand because fuck I say the same shit when I'm editing my work LMFAO. #WitchLife

🎃 Spooky Season Sale! 👻 ✨ Freestanding Halloween Cards: $10ea or 2/$17 🧶 Handmade Yarn Pumpkins: $15ea or 2/$20 🎁 Pumpkin & Card Kit (2 pumpkins + 1 card): $25 🕸️ Want the whole lot? Make me an offer! Shipping. DM to claim! #MagicalBazaar #WitchLife US Only

Alright my #WitchFriends, Pick an Odd Number under 100 and comment below. #WitchLife #WitchMadness #AstroWitch

BOOP. #WitchLife Get into it.

This will drop live for free in about 18 minutes. thedeviantwitch.com/posts/rotten... #TheDeviantWitch #BlackthornAlmanac #WeekAhead #WitchLife

A Pox on all Ice Agents and their Families. May they suffer. May their children be cursed and their children's children. May each birth bring immense pain that increases. AND yes I said it. May their bodies rot with each breath they take. May their bones shatter.

Out Now! 💛 Order yours everywhere books and e-books are sold! 💙 You can always show your support to this goofy Venezuelan with a repost 😏☺️ Thank You! ❤️ #Newbook #MariaLionza #Goddess #Venezuela #Folklore #Goddesses 🇻🇪

Out Now! In perfect time for that Hallows Eve Party 💫 Mystical Mocktails: 60 Nonalcoholic Mindful Recipes, Rituals, and Affirmations. By Julia Halina Hadas 💫 @witchcraftcocktail.bsky.social #esotericbooks #witchybooks #booksforwitches #mocktails

Y'all.. Dog people? Animal People? Are fucking elitist pieces of shit lmfao. DAMN.

Oye. Not me looking for a new mechanical keyboard because I'm annoyed with the one I currently have and really truly I saw someone with one that looked awesome LOL.

Today is the last day, you have a few hours left. #MagicalBazaar if you have been thinking of scheduling with me, DM soon. I wont be offering public services anymore. #WitchLife

EEK I asked my niece if I could make this for her and she said YES! So when I finish a few shawls and other projects I'll be working on this for her. She wants a light blue but hmm what color would you choose? Pattern by Crochetverse #WitchLife #MagicalBazaar #Crochet #CrochetWitch #FiberWitch

So.. Like... I am prepping a class and i've condensed it several times and it is still huge. I am most likely going to have to restructure the way I initially wanted to do it but it will be better for the students. AHH I hope they don't burn me! #MagicalBazaar #AstroWitch #WitchProblems

Books Close on the 30th. thedeviantwitch.com/posts/two-da... #WitchLife #WitchMadness #TheDeviantWitch #MagicalBazaar

youtu.be/Q-Ta12xiYaw?... On Repeat right now! <3 #WitchLife

Okay so I heard something new today.. Someone got mad because they were commenting on a Pride Post (that is local to me) and I commented on their Ignorance. They got so mad and told me to fuck off HAHA. Then.. 'just keep you (no r) junk tucked in your ass cheeks there sperm burper. SPERM BURPER LOL

For those who participated in The Common Turn or had me put your name on the working, It was done during the Full Moon this morning and a way for you to call in the work can be found here: thedeviantwitch.com/posts/common... #WitchLife #TheDeviantWitch

The Moon hits their full stage at 9:48am pt and will be in Aries. For those who are working with me, hello! For those who put your name on the Common Turn I posted several times, I got you! #Witchcraft #FullMoonInAries #WitchLife

Just received Jenna Matlin’s The Tarot Book of the Dead. Tarot, deathwork, grief, mediumship, psychopomp practice, chthonic descent? Yes, absolutely. Even the Littlest Omen appears to approve. 🖤🎃 Time to see what waits below. Published by @weiserbooks.bsky.social #WitchLife #WitchSky #Frenchies

September 30 is the deadline to book with me before my public books close. After that, no public Astro-Witch readings, Tarot, spellcrafting, etc. Private sessions will be roster-only, with 2 sessions required each year to remain on it. 🕯️ #WitchLife #MagicalBazaar thedeviantwitch.com/posts/last-c...

Something that you may be interested in! thedeviantwitch.com/posts/common... #WitchLife #Coven #TheDeviantWitch

I love living in an area where I drive the back roads and we have to stop for a shitton of turkeys to cross the road lol #WitchLife #NorCalWitch

Brimo. Phoberos. Pyripnoos. Kleidouchos. Phylake. Come crowned in terror, flame, and sumptuous dark. Unmake the venom. Seal the gate. Let malice starve at my feet. I return nothing that was spent against me. Nothing returned. Nothing retained. Nothing owed. #Hekate #TheDeviantWitch #WitchLife

Been at this bitch for 2 days! This row is fucking with me. I could cry or set this in fire m 🤔 both? #Crochet #crochetshawl #witchlife ahhhhhhhhh

thedeviantwitch.com/posts/when-d... A New post is up my friends! #WitchLife #AstroWitch #WitchSky

Oooh! #AstroWitch #WitchLife #MagicalBazaar

Do I know anyone who has a puppy here? 5-20 pounds and in the states? #WitchLife #WitchMadness #MagicalBazaar

Hey everyone! Please take a moment to enjoy (and share if possible) this new video by Moon Books 🌙 📚 New Video 🔥🇻🇪 María Lionza, Queen of Spirits: An Introduction to Venezuelan Goddess of Nature. youtu.be/Gg2LjhpRNBY?... #goddesses #sorcery #witchsky #occultsky #booksky @moonbooksci.bsky.social

Eeek and it is here! thedeviantwitch.com/posts/what-a... Please do enjoy the adventure. I know it's a lot but these are #DeepDives and are supposed to quench that thirst for the month and if you are a Paid member you'll get an extra treat in a couple weeks. #WitchLife #AstroWitch #MagicalBazaar

This drops tomorrow! Be ready to enjoy the adventure! thedeviantwitch.com/posts/what-a... #AstroWitch #WitchLife #MagicalBazaar

I’m retiring from public readings. I still fucking love divination, but I’m pivoting toward teaching, writing, and the Almanac. A small private roster remains. Details: book by Sept. 30, 2026, then maintain a 6-month rhythm. thedeviantwitch.com DM to book by end of month. #MagicalBazaar #WitchLife

This drops in a little over an hour for FREE! while live. So come check it out. thedeviantwitch.com/posts/build-... #WitchLife #MagicalBazaar #BlackthornAlmanac

Excited to get into this book! #WitchLife #AstroWitch #Astrology