Adele Bardot | NYC + FMTY

Pictured: articles of clothing the cleaner retrieved and neatly placed on the bed (much to my chagrin) Not pictured: my teasing smile

How many beverages is too many? Asking for a friend…

Are you Aska-ing the right questions?

One last summer romp?

I saw this today walking through Madison Square Park and would love to attend! Who’s up for a last minute Saturday date in the city?

Fragments of a very full evening 🪞

Some juicy tidbits from a truly memorable Brooklyn overnight with @theadelebardot.bsky.social and our very fervent client. I had the pleasure of indulging in my very first Omakase experience at Koju followed by a night of dancing, sweat, and spectacle at the iconic House of Yes. 🍣🥂🌈✨

This chapter of building foundations has been such a rewarding one. I’m feeling more grounded than ever, and grateful for the ways I get to share this energy.

Apparently being hydrated is now a personality flaw?!? Today the checkout clerk looked at my groceries and said "you're too worried about your health". Sir, this is a coconut water, not a cry for help.

Help me give my friend Anni a warm welcome to the blue-er sky!

It’s flowers all the way down.

Of course I love a pattern named after a partner dance 💃

Spring has sprung and we’re *so close* to sundress season!

When the menu advertises “toast soldiers”, how could I get anything else??

Siri, play “California” by Joni Mitchell.

Signs of an evening well-spent.

I recently had the delightful experience of creating a scent, and surprised myself by making one I love on the first try!

So weird, I posted a photo an hour ago and saw it on my timeline and profile. Now there’s no trace of it! Does anyone else see it? Does Bluesky have a bug?

For those who appreciate connection over clichés. Happy (belated) Valentine’s Day 🩷

Coming out of hibernation

The inevitable has happened, my x account has become my ex, due to an unexplained permanent suspension. 💔 I am accepting condolences in the form of interactions with my account here ✨

My egg-flipping hubris has finally gotten the best of me. Please send thoughts and prayers for the yolk lost in the process. 🍳

For 2 months, Bordelle has been sold out of my size in a set someone bought me off of my wishlist - does anyone have any tips other than waiting? (I'm already on the waitlist)

If you see this post, fill it out! Pronouns: She/Her Height: 5'3" Shoe size: 7/37.5 Zodiac: ♉ Sun ♈ Moon ♐ Rising Smoking: Occasionally weed Tattoos: None Piercings: nose and earlobes Fav beverage: A cup of tea Alcohol: I am alcohol free but love a good mocktail!

I've followed the great migration in search of blue-er skies!