Kai TechnoLust (he/him)

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Why did he make them pledge that to Obama?

“Nobody thought of this before and definitely enough people haven’t actually done it that we decided we needed to make a federal law specifically against doing it.”

I have a specific meme folder titled "for when I'm sad"

I asked if a place was hiring and the manager wrote a URL on a post it and said “Go to this email address.” I cried when i got back in the car.

USPS sends me an email every morning with all the junk mail they will be bringing me that day. I wish there was a button like No I Don’t Want That and they just throw it away for you if you clicked it for items they were mailing you. They’d save money not hauling it to your house for you to recycle.

Newsweek didn’t use the word BRIBE in this story for some reason when this is clearly BUYING VOTES www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.

Lol AI text spam did the meme! “Hello fellow real persons.”

Federal and state legislators are advising Oregonians to drop off their ballots for the November election after several ballots weren’t counted during the May primary election due to late postmarks. PLUS, people are sewer diving in NY, and it appears Trump has dyed his hair.

To the 40 year old balding dude in a Cybertruck in Portland with MARAUDER written in giant letters across the front. What the fuck are you Marauding, the parking lot of Trader Joe’s? Get the fuck out of here, poser.

Another day, another preventable food safety issue. If only there were some company that did food safety monitoring! Oh well, I guess we do not exist.

Oregon has been preparing for this by making sure nobody has a job so they don’t have to commute.

“What do you mean? You’re the Don! The head of the family!” True, but even I answer to someone, gentlemen. “Well thanks for your time, Don.” They leave. In the hallway he hears “who does the head of the friggin MAFIA answer to?” Just before a MEOW causes him to jump up and open a can of wet food.

I saw this and thought HOLY SHIT IT IS BADGEY! They are making a LIVE ACTION LOWER DECKS! But this is cool too.

Me: cook in olive oil. Autocorrect: cook in police oil. Me: what the hell is police oil? Autocorrect: lard? Me: ok that’s pretty good *high fives autocorrect*

I am having some poutine for lunch. Viva Lake Ontario.

It’s Rita and Runt!

CARL, YOU ARE UPSETTING MONGO!

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry— You guys… CLOROX is being recalled.

ICYM here are some of Eric Zimmerman's insults to the dozens of people testifying in favor of a universal human & enviro rights screen on the city investment policy, which a) doesn't name countries b) the council already voted to develop. These are outright lies about our (public record) testimony.

Those space force uniforms are just Imperial Death Star Uniforms from Star Wars lol.

Who's with me?

I honestly can’t think of anything more embarrassing than Trump. Like if we put a crown on lump of dogshit that everyone in DC had pissed on as president and then ever citizen licked it and then smashed their face with a brick, it would be less embarrassing and make more sense than Trump.

The title really says it all.

Y’all really need to read my book and then publish a retraction for this ignorant garbage. www.amazon.com/dp/B0HH2T3D49

It is certainly possible to get a computer to do something quite complicated from an idea, and for the result to be superficially impressive and in detail poor. Annoying bot scrapers, graphical implementations of Zork I, rubbish rip-offs of sites you run. Easy to throw something up

I’m pretty sure the single biggest factor has been that we have a rapist pedophile for a president instead of someone with a working brain

They keep saying this 47 year number. What calendar system are they using?

You don't have a right to safe drinking water, a US court just ruled. A Trump-appointed judge also said Americans have no “constitutional right to truthful information” during a public health crisis.

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

Morning Kitten

Thomas Massie: “The U.S. House will be in session only 4 full days from July 24th to November 8th. That’s 100 paid days off versus 4 full workings days plus 4 travel (half) days. Meanwhile TRUMP says YOU have too many holidays.”

A federal court just sided with Oregon, ordering USPS to hold off on enforcing its new mail ballot rule while our lawsuit plays out. This ruling keeps Oregon’s elections where they belong – and voters can trust their ballot to arrive securely and on time.

If your parents aren’t MAGA fucks then give them a call today and tell them you may not agree on everything but you are glad they aren’t like the parents of a lot of us here who no longer have that relationship in our lives because our parents chose Trump over us.

"elon argues with social media professional, loses badly" will never not be funny

'A worrying snapshot': Satellite image shows large patches of open water less than 40 miles from the North Pole | Live Science share.google/Y0eYh18UV0qH...