Technically Nathan

Kpop Demon Hunters soundtrack is my new obsession, I bet I've listened to it 20 times already

Wow I'm an idiot. I just realized that the word "decipher" literally means "de-cypher." As in unencrypt.

My very first phone was a flip phone. Which makes using my new Galaxy Flip6 weirdly nostalgic.

I've been using subtitles for so long watching without them feels like hard mode.

How it feels as a domesticated suburbanite to explain the behavior of a specific wild animal to someone:

Beltane Blessings witches! #witchsky #pagansky #druidsky

"Do your own research" like his entire job is not specifically to do the research for us.

My policy for talking to people on planes is I never do it because I'm too broke to fly.

Gonna start telling the incels that using a platform called X is unmanly because X is the female chromosome. I bet the people who care about that sort of thing could be swayed.

Imagine submitting to a background check, taking all the required training, finally getting your security clearance approved, then checking the news.

Fun fact: Evanescence did actually make more than one song.

Meanwhile, on Heard Island…

#tdov

History books won’t make sense of this either. It will be up to psychology studies.

Rumor has it Elmo is hiring people to torch those Tesla dealerships. Nobody's buying them so at least he can recoup some insurance money. This, of course, is called insurance fraud.

Happy Spring! Flood your skylines with joy today! #witchsky #pagansky

"... A truly welcoming and supportive environment is built through meaningful relationships and positive interactions between staff and students, not posters on the walls." --this school district I don't think they know what "welcoming and supportive" mean.

Wow, I wonder how many DSW's and psychiatrists they consulted to come to this decision. Which I'm sure was thoroughly researched and not the least bit half-assed for political purposes.

Congrats AOC!

It just feels wrong to be sober when you're watching a show about pirates

You can probably already guess it

Relevant:

Didn't buy a Tesla today because I'm helping the boycott. Didn't buy a Tesla any other day because a vehicle is a major purchase and I'm not in the market.

Same

If you're feeling overworked and want more time to relax, go watch the trailer for CW's cancelled Powerpuff Girls show that leaked online recently. It'll feel like it took you 3 years to watch the thing and will make you really want to get back to work.

it's working, keep going

💯💯💯

Any two words can form a slant rhyme if you pronounce them wrongly enough.

Do Queer crimes?! *does best Mr. Burns “excellent” impersonation* Onwards buttercup!!!

It's almost strange nowadays to watch a relationship drama (or comedy) where not a single character is gay or bi. Like it's artificial or something.

Happy 20th birthday to Avatar: the Last Airbender!

Why do the two people who want to make cuts to airline safety never fly commercial?

Happy presidents day to all but one of them.

"So we at least solved one of those problems"

The State Dept under Marco Rubio (but we all know who's really in charge) is giving 400 million taxpayer dollars to Elmo to buy some "armored Teslas." Meanwhile, groceries are more expensive than ever. You get what you voted for.

My favorite Super Bowl commercial has been "late stage capitalism has created a lot of systemic problems, and the solution is to Buy Our Product!"

Next time I have to indicate my race on a form, I'm gonna put "couldn't understand a word Kendrick Lamar said in the halftime show"

If you're spending millions of dollars on a #superbowl ad to recruit people to your church, instead of helping those who need it, you're part of the reason America is more nonreligious every year.

Just when 2025 couldn't get worse, it reminded us of Puppy Monkey Baby. #superbowl

I've never been more embarrassed to be a T-Mobile customer 😬

The president does not have the right to salute the national anthem. That is reserved for military and veterans. He is and has always been a civilian.

Ok everybody take a knee

Oh, so my taxes can pay for a White House Faith Office, but can’t fund universal healthcare or free school lunches?

Oops 😬

Happy birthday BlueSky!