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Anybody want a peanut?

That first inning could have gone better. #WhiteSox

Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:

Am I going mad, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains… you hippopotamic land mass!

It just so happens your friend is only mostly dead.

WAR is a joke. 11 more HR. 50 more RBI. #MLB

Plan a horrorfest using only your first name. Texas Chainsaw Massacre Omen Misery Midsommar Yellowjackets

This utter muppet of a conservative Canadian politician in New Brunswick forgot to remove the LLM text from his floor speech and read it out loud.

Say what you want about my team, the Cincinnati Reds — but they will NEVER celebrate winning the World Series with this awful President. #MLB

FYI, Altafiber

Uh oh @radiofreetom.bsky.social

I'd trade all of my tomorrows, for one single yesterday

Are we sure it wasn't the fashion police?

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

Lindsey Graham is survived by the US-Iran war, which he loved so much.

James Lee Burke James Ellroy William Gibson Walter Mosley J. K. Rowling

RIP Bonnie Tyler youtu.be/br-D7UneS0E

On Saturday, an obese 80 year old man with cardiovascular issues is going to be standing in 100 degree heat, dressed in a suit and tie, slurring his way through a lie-filled speech live on national television. *fingers crossed*

There's an island off the coast of Albania. Jared Kushner wants it.

It should be a no-brainer:  No stock trading for members of Congress, the vice president, or the president. No billionaires buying elections through super PACs. The government should work for the American people—not wealthy donors and corporate interests.

Computer, remove the skits from this rap album

Well that was quick

Braden Montgomery hits a walk-off home run against the Braves in his MLB debut for the White Sox. Incredible.

Out early to beat the heat.

I started getting lots of shit in my feed. Time to reset my moderation filters.

Rafael Cruz, captain of cuck, had an opinion on masculinity. Fuck this tool.

Will Chicago be the first major city to tell an NFL owner fuck you?

The Jetsons lied to us

I'm gonna miss voting against Massie every couple of years. No I won't. Good riddance.

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Reds finding novel ways to shit the bed. #MLB #Reds #Pirates

They got RFK Jr. out of there immediately because they were concerned he’d take the dead shooter’s penis

All these clowns will be yucking it up at their correspondent's dinner next week. Can't jeopardize that.

TIL there's shoes called Allbirds.

Send him to Moscow.

Holy shit! Incredible set from Jack White on the Coachella live stream. It reminds me of the set list from my last trip to this fest. #Coachella

I'm probably on a island here, but I'm 100% against camera operators on the field.

I hope CB Bucknor's LinkedIn profile is up to date. ABS ftw! #MLB #Reds

My Whigs? Afghan.