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Richard Tice might as well be added to Today’s payroll at this point. Why are we listening to what he’d do in an imaginary world where Reform get to set the budget this week?

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The people replying to this just seem constantly determined to be miserable. It’s no wonder Andy’s message doesn’t appeal to them.

Note how the moral panic about blocking the roads disappears if it's the far right doing it

Ndiaye posting his farewell statement as the rest of our transfer window goes up in flames. Everton.

“You surely can’t lose the trust and support of an entire fanbase in less than a day” TFG: hold my beer

Don’t make me tap the sign again

Everton not only got a points deduction, they are now being sued as a result of those deductions for nearly 4x the amount of Chelsea’s fine.

Will we still see Andy in the Ship before every home game when he’s PM?

Don’t expect much summer spending from Everton this summer. Looks like most of the transfer budget is going to Burnley. Dont worry though; the PL will change the rules now to protect everyone else & Everton will be the only club that pays out. That’s how it usually works.

Pending appeal, but this is a devastating blow. That's half our transfer budget gone.

Write to your MP about this I beg you, especially if you’re only on Bluesky where they’ll never see or hear your opinions.

Raya sells ready meals btw

Can’t believe this was a year ago 🥲

An absolute disgrace that a penalty wasn’t given for this. People can criticise Everton’s performance all they like, but that is a complete & utter disgrace.

Look at the finger. Intentional.

“Threw his whole body” … do they think we’re blind or stupid?

Every single player next season is going to have long hair

Please please please can we send Glen Owen to work on the rigs and film it for reality entertainment purposes

Cometh the hour, cometh the man. Jordan Pickford denied Sandro Tonali with an utterly WORLD CLASS save in stoppage time. 👏

Getting really bored of losing at home now. Surprised George didn’t come on at least 20 mins sooner

Don’t be silly. Reform are only treated as a government in waiting when Labour and Conservatives mess up. When Reform themselves mess up, they’re “not the government”

It’s no coincidence that we’re always at our weakest within 5 minutes of conceding. We’re a team that instinctively sits back after scoring, and we expect everyone else to act the same way

One of the most tone deaf campaigns for “justice” you will ever come across

Add “impacting defensive contribution” to the list of reasons Everton have been fucked over this season

Trump knows the only way to save Wolves from relegation is by dragging the UK into all-out war

A strong belief in leaders ignoring outrage, except when the outrage comes from millionaires, farmers, landlords or anyone over 65 with a Telegraph subscription

I call on my party and my government to remove themselves entirely from X and communicate with the public where they actually participate online and can be protected from such illegality.

I get why hair pulling is a red card, but this is way more dangerous and didn’t even get a glance from VAR

weird move posting your condemnation to a child sexual imagery website

Don’t mind me, just reading the news

Everyone in the real world is either wondering what day it is or annoyed they’re having to work today. You come on here/X and everyone is arguing about some man’s citizenship? I think we need to turn the internet off

I just knew I’d be doing this all season

Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?

obviously a red

#R4Today giving Farage the first word on the BBC story just for him to suggest that millions should stop paying their license fee. Idiotic self own.

Imagine spending £450m in one transfer window and then saying “our squad is probably not as big as people think it is” to defend your run of losses

Suddenly the chance of me having a beer in my seat seems a big step closer. How do we keep pushing him down this path?

I was saying this recently after spending time with a family member who is just permanently glued to their phone. Remember the FAST campaign for strokes? We need something similar for this and we needed it 3 years ago.

Even today I would wager the majority of the UK thinks the BNP are bad guys. The fact we’ve slept walk to this point of policy parity without any real scrutiny or comparison is a huge indictment on journalistic and political scrutiny in this country. Add it to the skills shortage!

I have to admit I underestimated how much Elon buying Twitter would influence our politics - not because of its influence on ordinary people, which I predicted accurately as "significant but not extraordinary," but because I didn't realize how addicted all our journos and politicians are to Twitter

Elon Musk openly called for violence on our streets yesterday. I hope politicians from all parties come together to condemn his deeply dangerous and irresponsible rhetoric. Britain must stand united against this clear attempt to undermine our democracy.

Remember when anti-Brexit marches pulled these numbers *consistently* and absolutely nobody thought ‘hmm let’s maybe give these guys the keys to public discourse for the next few years’

Of all the things wrong with Euston, no Boots is up there