bailey🌸🐝

i need to be able to do this, i really really really need to be able to do this. this would be amazing for bits

:3👈

i saw a tiktok about how shitposting in childhood is a sign of autogynephilia and i can't stop thinking about it

Dumpstered most of the depression den and survived moving into the new apartment over the long weekend :3 Unburying myself and figuring out decor is gonna take time but I'm happy to finally be starting over 🥹

today I acquired a new pair of white vans to beat the brakes off of and got my name change court order in the mail :))))) i'm so so so fucking excited

the problem with Fable is that for a few days I was holding a primordial flame in my hands, I had captured lighting in a bottle, I was finally threading the needle at long last. The age of slop could finally come to a close, but then Howard Fucknick decided to take a piss over all of it.

monitoring the situation

I genuinely believe this is because high frequency trading automata are ingesting news where Trump's words are treated and advertised as truth, and they trade based on those signals. So long as news outlets keep falling for it, so will the markets.

macOS 27 dev beta 🤩

Fable is pretty bonkers if I'm being honest, much closer to an actual engineering peer than anything before

Gonna summarily execute the next Prius driver that cuts me off in tight rush hour traffic

how I got where I got being the worst kind of person (software engineer) is really just a story about forgoing earthly desires for sucking at esoteric technologies and sticking with it without positive reinforcement for the better part of a decade and then someday comes suddenly

I have spent at least 3k hours since birth working on my dots just to be able to do pointless shit like

using callPackage to extract packages from the parent scope seems like An Idea™

all of the server hostnames at my company are based on some sort of flora 😇 and completely by accident my dead (beloved) childhood dog became the namesake of the edge compute that goes into our on-prem product 😭😭😂

checking in with the rest of the world on LLM-driven Nix debugging, MiniMax M3 is waging holy war against 32bit Nvidia X11 driver failures and produced this absolute abomination

dotfiles are when you leave little gems for yourself to discover years later

staring at the window panes Russian roulette with some names on the phone

next project is getting my team off of Notion and onto Linear, and that'll probably be harder than any technical work I've done here over the last 3y

Spending my Friday night longboarding and dodging getting bus-factored by an inebriated Uber driver, like god intended

I’ve been in the I don’t trust the dude with the Nazi tattoo since the beginning and people were like oooooh but the alternative was Susan Collins or Janet Mills dummy. No the alternative is the party cultivating talent and doing capacity building

I'm kinda losing my shit today because we unearthed a lot from the years that I erased last night... how do I stop being magnetically attracted to people who hate me ????? we're out of the self-hatred stage but firmly in the "I have no idea how to remedy this" stage

I really need to just start lying and telling people I'm unemployed and/or have a trust fund, I think that would be a more comfortable experience than immediately being put into the box I've been trying to get out of for most of my life

"You seem like an engineer" is probably the highest efficiency option for things you can say that immediately make me want to find a find a ledge to swan dive off of

The rainbow is here all year long, so we don't need to change the profile for June. But it is a good time to remind everyone that LGBTQIA+ rights are under attack all year long as well. And to steal @haskell.org's message: there would be no Gleam without trans people 🩵🩷🤍

Got rid of the tent today and the truck feels brand new, handles so much better and saw an immediate 3 mpg gain ahaha

Euuggghhhhhh