Synthwolf

Kill bike thieves. No fucking exceptions

I want to squish the head of the motherfucker who stole my bike like a grape. Jesus christ that would be so satisfying

What does one do with absolutely unquenchable, white-hot, incandescent rage. Where am I supposed to put this feeling.

Oops, I got a beer with a shot of durian candy-infused malört

RIP to a real one, I guess... :/

MOTHER FUCK when it rains it fucking pours. My fucking bike just got stolen. My livelihood. Some kid literally ran down the sidewalk and launched himself onto it while I was maybe 2 feet away from it but inside a doorway making a delivery. Report filed and everything but FUCK am I angry.

Fuck ICE. And fuck this ice too, my ice maker took a shit 🙃

Had an awesome and sorely-needed little trip/bike ride to a really gorgeous forest preserve out in the suburbs yesterday. Ended up riding somewhere close to 20 miles.

I malörted

and basically done. very happy with the lines on this version.

Everything happens all the fuck at once, ugh. Yesterday while doordashing, something came loose (caliper bracket?) on my bike's front disc brake. Of COURSE when I was planning a long ride through the forest preserves today. Hopefully a quick fix at the bike shop. When it rains it fucking pours.

Just got a job offer (Target, part-time, seasonal) and accepted it like the fucking idiot I am. I'm actually genuinely angry now. Like, in a rage. Not just about said offer, just.. everything. I'm really really really fucking angry about where I've landed in life.

Can't park there, bud

Some old-school Chicago dive bar hopping from the weekend

#MonsterSuitMonday Kamen Rider Agito - Pantheras Magistra by Rainbow造型企画 (Rainbow造型企画 / Rainbow造型企画 Co., Ltd.) (2/2)

#MonsterSuitMonday Kamen Rider 000 - Kazari - by Blend Master and Rainbow造型企画 (Rainbow Zokei Kikaku) (1/2) (Ps coming to you today, since yesterday had a visual migraine that distracted me so much that i forgotten xP)

Made a pilgrimage

What the heck is Spotify trying to tell me

Woo, so I went to go see Metra's new Stadler FLIRT battery-electric train downtown today. The first battery-electric multiple unit in North America! Will be testing during next year and go into service in 2028.

Why the fuck does the insomnia and anxiety always hit the hardest when I have to be awake earlier than usual??

Fuuck owww, I tweaked my back somehow climbing up some steep stairs while making a delivery :/

Man I've really been feeling like shit lately. Just incredibly depressed :/

Latex paws, slick vinyl #ShinySunday #latex #PVC #RubberFur

We do a little layering~ #WetsuitFur #NeopreneFur #wetsuit #neoprene #rubber #PVC #vinyl #fursuit #FursuitFriday #SqueakySaturday

Oh god damn it. So a couple days ago I used a face cream with an active ingredient that I forgot I'm allergic to, and now my face is all red and broken out :/

Ugh I got my flu and covid shots yesterday at the same time, I should not have done that. This is the first time in a long while that I'm feeling slightly flu-y the next day 🙃

I really want fake rubber skin~

Enjoying an unbelievably good barleywine from Half Acre Brewing right now, double barrel aged "Wilderness of History". Clocks in at 16.8% ABV. Extremely rich sherry notes. Weirdly specific aftertaste of communion wine & wafer. Molasses thickness on the tongue. Terrifyingly hidden booziness. Wild.

God I can't wait until the weather starts to really suck so all these idiots with fuckass motorcycles and loud car exhaust will finally go away

I need more jock pics for #jocktober and #squeakysaturday Pics @jumperpup.bsky.social @sgtpaddles.bsky.social

New hood for @powder.dog! This is an example of the complex coloring option that will be available starting with the orders I take today.

Reposting this apropos of nothing in particular... lol

Want a slippery shiny hug? (and probably lots of groping) #SqueakySaturday #ShinySaturday #RubberFur #NeopreneFur #WetsuitFur #neoprene #rubber #wetsuit #fursuit

I love when grocery stores put out samples of things like grapes. Like yes, we all know what grapes taste like.

Went to a family friend's party this evening and the views were just IMMACULATE

Uhhh that can't be good

Do you even live in a real city if you don't run across random unmarked box vans covered in graffiti?

Ugggh. I was low-key planning on going to Gateway Furmeet, but after some last-minute budgeting, I just can't do it. I'm so beyond fucking sick of being poor UGH

Oh hell yeah, I just went into my local Chinese bakery for just one BBQ pork bun, and not only did the lady there give me two, she gave me like 3 coconut rolls for totally free lol. All for the price of one bun lol

How about a yeen on your #WetsuitWednesday? #WetsuitFur #NeopreneFur #RubberFur #wetsuit #neoprene