Steve Syfuhs

Steve Syfuhs

@syfuhs.net

Noted idiot. Principal something or other. Runs the Windows Authentication team at Microsoft. It's my fault your password doesn't work. Mostly dog pictures. Might actually be two dogs in a trench coat. 🇺🇸 / 🇨🇦 https://syfuhs.net/

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Ned Pyle
@nedpyle.com

Oh I almost forgot, I hung out with Steve on my last day in Finland. Did you know he likes coffee too? He’s not allowed to have any, of course, it stunts your growth & they want him to be even heavier (oof)

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Scoiattolo
@scarnecchia.net

No one is Assigned Marine at Birth. Marines are made, and they get really mad if you tell them someone who is a Marine isn't a Marine.

Sky Marchini@sky.skymarchini.net

The other thing here is heggles is an army guy and (it is my understanding) the marines generally do not like army people telling them what to do (and in particular saying who gets to be a marine)

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Andrew Menotti
@cesarini.bsky.social

Replying to @gregdoucette.bsky.social

If you have an iPhone w/ the current OS, go into Settings, scroll to the bottom to click on Apps, scroll down to M & go into the Messages app, and flick this switch “screen unknown senders”. This dumps 99% political text messages into a folder you can separately check.

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Mary Branscombe
@marypcbuk.bsky.social

Replying to @syfuhs.net

And the fact that physical security keys were around for a long time before there was a passkey standard is like, wow never has the history of computing included proprietary approaches before a common open standard was developed!

Steve Syfuhs
@syfuhs.net

Every once in a while you get a painfully bland view of the earth that turns into something wonderful once the image processors do their thing.

Steve Syfuhs
@syfuhs.net

They've never had a nine pound chihuahua figure out it's possible to take up the entire bed

NBC News@nbcnews.com

A surprising new study finds that people who sleep near their dogs don’t experience disrupted sleep. If anything, the University of Toronto researchers discovered, we humans are the ones disturbing our dogs’ sleep.

nbcnews.toThe secret to a good night’s rest? Let sleeping dogs lie ... next to youYou’re more likely to disrupt your dog’s sleep than they are yours, new study suggests.
Steve Syfuhs
@syfuhs.net

Kate: did you have fun at the zoo? Toddler: uh huh Kate: what did you do there? Toddler: ... Kate: did you see your friend? Toddler: ... Kate: play in the zoomasium? Toddler: ... Me: did you...extort a billion dollars from a small Caribbean country? Toddler: YES!