Mallorie Malcontent ✨

Mallorie Malcontent ✨

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I think the voting discourse is one. I know a lot of people get upset at this. But I think we could trash the dems and strongly encourage people to against maga at the same time. And stop tying our vote/non vote our identity. I wish more people for all sides voted against these creeps.

But we don't strongly encourage. It's begrudgingly. Strongly would be cringe, right? People think it doesn't matter whatsoever. But you're lying to yourself if you believe that. If you're not gonna do a revolution or break shit in the streets, the least you can do is fill in a circle.

I hate other songs way more. Like the stupid, stupid, stomp clap song where the suburban kids sing about loving their “ma and pa.” But that garbage never gets stuck in my head. The Creed song with hang out in my brain and it’s just so lame.

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I promise I am not trying to be hyperbolic and this is my genuine reaction having just got out: That is the best film of 2026, the single most technically beautiful and artistically inspiring film I've ever seen, and one of the best fantasy stories in any medium. My god, what an achievement

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The game rules so far. I’m going into it mostly blind. Although I did watch a beginners guide that told me to grind early on for cash to get the Damascus Sword, and taught me the spell that attacks enemies. Just to get off on a good foot.

Remember when consoles had personality. Before the soul was sucked out of everything? People always point to architecture. But blandness has slowly infected every last thing in our culture over the past couple decades. Cars used to come in colors. 

Everyone is always talking shit about nostalgia with good reason… you know because of fascists. But I say don’t throw out the baby with the bathwater, and instead of being stuck in the past, we should start bringing the good things into the future.

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Anyway, in Obsession, Bear wishes for love. And he gets 100x the kind of "love" he was giving Nikki in the first place. Insecure, obsessive, bitter, and socially inept. He got an extreme version of exactly what he was giving her.

Smiling Friends? More like Overrated Transphobic Friends. Rick and Morty was okay the first few years. And Bobs Burgers is pretty good. Close Enough had potential. And don’t get me started on Seth McFarland’s stuff. New Simpsons has been better than most other stuff.

“New Simpsons Bad” had been a truism for most of the show’s run at this point, people don’t give it a chance or allow themselves to enjoy it. And sure, Al Jean’s episodes have stunk up the place still. He lost the juice. But the rest of the episodes these past years have been fun.

Stumbled upon this YouTube video and the entire time he’s just very upset about “breadtube” and like, some of his criticism may be correct, but it’s like, who cares? It’s a YouTuber. Get a life, and live it.

My mind had been hyper fixated on You Can See Everything since I woke up. The hype is real. There are layers upon layers going on here. Multitudes. This film we be dissected for a long, long time. You’ll never fully trust a documentary again. And however much you hate tech jerks, it isn’t enough.

I kind of pride myself on being able to see though people’s bullshit. Like, I could easily see though Billy. He is very obviously a grasping narcissist. But if I’m being honest, someone like Elizabeth would be able to play me like a fiddle IRL. And I wouldn’t realize it until it’s too late.