swaggert

The Bouuyyy

Yes little creature. You can have fentanyl. (:

the subtitles are actual subtitles, using the bcs subtitles i already had plus using davinci's auto subtitle tool because the only subtitles i had for this mythbusters episode were for a slightly different edit of the episode i guess

fuckin’ swaggin’ out, man…

everyone hates Big Big apparently. it’s okay Big Big, i still love you

Oh....my pumpkins are big....

imagine a walmart here

when you guys talk about something can you include me too. Like “Me an the fellas and also Swaggert went out for movie night!” That’d be best thanks (:

i was in the toy store and a little boy called me a chud.

everytime you like one of my posts my limbic system dies just a little bit more

yknow everyone’s been asking me to Blow the Bob lately and while I’m not against the kids and their ticktock dances i must implore you all to consider the connotation of your words

I’m making a movie with a budget of one

Not a compliant, child. You have claimed your ignorance and ignored me wholly. Tonight, we shall all go hungry.

ハロー、世界。俺はハイウェイの新たな神だ。時速208マイルで猛然と駆け抜けてやる。俺を恐れろ――さもなくば死ね。

The Bouuyyyyyyy

Beholden my knowledge so you would a gheist of the Renaissance 🧍‍♂️Man 🧍‍♂️ I am designed to know all; see all; hear all. My knowledge withdrawn from my chasm, this moment: put your fuckin vape away mans yous gonna get luuuunnnggg cancaaaaaa

can colleges stop FUCKINGG contacting me im TOO GOOD FIR YOU!!! maybe 👉👈

when the war on household items begins and i have to tear my scrub daddy apart piece by piece

i tried injecting raw autism intravenously into my system to study the effects. i feel everything and nothing, a constant state of paralysis and excitement. everywhere and nowhere, within all and yet within none. in a way, i may have reached a form of divinity.

we smokin straight from that delirium formula. goo goo trippin in the middle of the goddamn preschool. no damn stumblers messin with the shit gang

csgo was shot dead by bluesky moderators

me at the mcdonalds: yeah could i get a medium chocolate shake and a my loveable but occasionally perplexing neanderthal companion: hurrngg.. Big Big Want Meat! me again: haha sorry he gets a bit worked up sometimes (:

@swaggert.bsky.social feels to me like they would be a bluesky staple account among the ranks of furry hater and fix mojang bedrock. They are a vocal stim machine for me (biggest example of which is “oh man this is doin numbers huh” which I say just about any time I get a like)

Bringing Up My Darkest Pasts. And In Lightmode, Nonetheless

my halloween costume

Are you guys going Orange or Treating?

The Wars. They Broke Him.

So Close! actually, The Bouuyyy

The Bouuyyy

The Wars

perfect, no notes

guy named Al: ):

i am in hell

God fucking damnit not again

fuckin’ swaggin’ out, man…

blungle

"for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. a tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price" (Jamesson 2022) Works Cited: Jamesson, Phil. "Mario, the Idea vs. Mario, the Man." 2022