Seven 🎰❤️‍🔥 | Photographer & Graphic designer

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I am a walking chia-pet because explain to me how I cut all my hair off TWICE 3 years ago and it is currently tickling the top of my ass straightened right tf now.

A persons opinion of Megan thee Stallion is my personal Litmus Test. I won’t be explaining further.

Big Megsexual over here

My homegirls are threatening to making dating profiles for me because I “need to get back out there” 😩 I told them there’s raw sewage in the dating pool and I’m a germaphobe

As a Scorpio, I feel the need to announce I will no longer be entertaining other Scorpios 😐 Yall are demented af. There’s only enough room for one of us to shenan and it’s gunna be me

I need more practice material 🤔 is there anyone out there who has a podcast and is in need of a new podcast cover? I have too much free time and feel like helping someone out

Anytime I’m catching up with a friend from high school the first question they ask is “So where are you now?” 😅🤣 it seems I’ve built a solid reputation of being a Rolling Stone…

Tried calling 3 of my homegirls today and nobody answered 🤔😀🤣 Don’t eem worry about it imma just

I’m not the type to lash out. I will simply peep game, take notes, and Houdini 🤣 you do not everrrrrrrrrr have to worry about me I sweatergawd

It is 62 bumbaclot degrees upstairs right now 😭 and my aunt still refuses to cut on the heat. Mind you my room is the tiled floor basement. If I didn’t have a space heater I would’ve died by now

I got on THREE pairs of fuzzy socks and my feet are still cold 😭

Been working on my homemade freezer meals stash 😚🤌🏽 Zero effort Baked Ziti

This goes beyond “bad writing”. This is actually incomprehensible.

I’m convinced the book I just started is ai generated. The writing and dialogues are so bad I genuinely thought I was having a stroke suddenly rendering me illiterate

How is it that ALL OF OUR GRANNIES had plastic covered couches but I can hardly find a good picture of one online 😭 I’ve been searching for HOURS

Nothing will have you sprinting up out your sleep like that final warning gush of a started period

Let me go disappear into a book before the doom spiral really gets me ass

I think this curse on my life activated because I actually made plans to celebrate my birthday next month. NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS when I try to celebrate my birthday. My fault universe for attempting to not be miserable for once

I’ve just discovered a book I’ve been waiting to be released for a year now has been pushed back…. You know that moment when you’ve had an extremely shitty day and then your belt loop gets caught on the door knob? Yeah…

Just tried to send my sister some money only to learn my account is severely overdrafted when it shouldn’t be 🥹 welcome to my 13th reason

I’ve have FOUR gigs cancel on me in the last 3 weeks 🙃 HELP ME IM POOR

The way I just got my 4th cancellation 🙃 who’s Cheerios did I piss in and how can I undo the bad juju ASAP?! 😭 my pocket lint is dying over here

I’ve created a small meme army 😈 and it keeps growing

And now my rescheduled gig in November has been cancelled 🙃 I have a birthday trip in November and all my spending monies has renigged on me. The urge to sell feet pics is at an all time high

Aqua Tofana. Hat pins. The creation of No fault divorce. If the justice system continues to fail women the old ways are bound to have a resurgence

So many thoughts I have can’t be said on the innanets

My homegirl wanted to know what was the new book I started and had her flabbers GASTED when I had to give her a rundown of what Omegaverse is 😅 pearls were clutched

Popeyes did me so dirty today 😭 got that new chicken biscuit and the chicken was so rubbery i couldn’t bite through it. Immediately no. Sooo I just ate the biscuit instead

And now this bitch done crawled into bed after dropping that nuke on me. Why I oughta

HG: this man told me that he is a former child predator Me: FORMER??! Tf you mean former?! HG: apparently there is a statute of limitations on how long you need to be registered.. Me: aint no fucking thing as former! IDGAF about the law. He is just deregistered. He is an undocumented predator!

It’s been 2 years since I ruptured my Achilles and the swelling/scarring has finally gone down enough for me to comfortably wear my anklet again. Never thought it’d be possible again

BOTH of my October gigs canceled on me and I’m just tryna figure out why is October beefing with me personally

Me: 🎶 take the shackles off my feet so I can dance… 🎶 HG: police 😳 she’s singing gospel Me: idgaf there are some songs that dont count. 1) the Kirks of Franklin & 2) Yolanda Adams HG: neither sings that 😒 that’s a Mary Mary song Me: then add Mary Magdalene and her twin to the list too tf 🤷🏽‍♀️ HG:

I’m begging the universe to not let this nor’easter prevent USPS from delivering my package today. I have been obsessively craving mall foot court style bourbon chicken and I might have found the OG company that sells a marinade and glaze. I’ve already tried 4 copycat recipes that would bullshit

Made the mistake of taking excedrin for my incoming migraine before eating first. Now I’ve made food but have no appetite and have the shakes instead

My headphones are cracked and on their last leg 😩 I really don’t want to spend stupid money on new ones but from what I can see there are only 2 brands that make over ear headphones with swappable ear cups

If you are someone who likes to reuse pasta jars I found the most perfect jars recently AND the sauce itself was pretty damn good. Definitely will be replacing my entire hoard with just these (Purchased from Shaws in the New England areas)

Yup. I think today might have to be a Benadryl day 🥹 my allergies have my tweaking like Mr.Crocker

“You dealing with a nigga the same shade at COLGATE???!” I got one homegirl for sale. Gently used. Only mildly aggravating.

I was late to a photography gig in my dream and now I feel guilty 😐….. I FEEL GUILTY OVEE A GOTDAMN DREAM

EVERYTHING IS PISSING ME OFF

Why do all influencers use the same voice and cadence when filming their sponsored ads/content? 😐 It’s so glaringly recognizable that I can block/report the account before it even hits the 3sec mark

Am I trippin or did TikTok take away the fast forward/rewind slider on videos now

No matter the role Nicole Kidman looks like a blue eyed sorceress 😂 always the villain even when she’s not one

Scrolled on IG for less than 2min and the sheer about of AI event flyers makes it unusable to me. Most of those flyers being posted by photographers hurt even more

When online shopping I now would rather purchase an item with shitty photoshop’d product photos than ai generated product photos

I just have to survive one more night of shitty sleep before my new pillow gets here 😩

Mind you 2 nights ago I tried rotating my ENTIRE mattress because I couldn’t get comfortable 😭 I need my jumbo pillow mannnnn