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First Lady Melania Trump secures Ukrainian ceasefire The Logan Act prohibits citizens from corresponding or communicating with a foreign government without authorization…from Don? Hope this doesn’t interfere with her Nobel Peace Prize chances..or her prenup. apple.news/AjCZRKM2HSuG...

US military gives Elon Musk’s SpaceX access to sensitive tracking data This gives the company an advantage in tracking objects in space, raising fears of greater control over the space industry…and leverage to get more no bid Pentagon contracts. apple.news/AH2jbsdPJRmW...

“America the Beautiful Act” honors Theodore Roosevelt’s conservation initiatives. He protected some 230 million acres of public land — roughly one-third of all federal land that exists today. That’s another reason why TR is on Mt. Rushmore and Trump will never be. apple.news/AAtIPGdQGTMm...

First Lady Melania Trump secures Ukrainian ceasefire The Logan Act prohibits citizens from corresponding or communicating with a foreign government without authorization…from Don? Hope this doesn’t interfere with her Nobel Peace Prize chances..or her prenup. apple.news/AjCZRKM2HSuG...

Trump Humiliated as Melania Beats Him to Broker Russia Ceasefire The first lady stepped in to strike a peace deal in Ukraine. Imagine Trump’s surprise when she wins the Nobel Peace Prize. apple.news/A4Je5tP26TaG...

Trump’s Senate Pick Cornered on Plea for Gas Money For Her State Wide Bus Tour. She declined to say that gas was not “affordable” apple.news/Ac809nCG6QNC...

State Department Recalls Diplomatic Staff in Saudi Arabia. The move follows escalating attacks by the Iran-backed Houthis on Saudi Arabia, a key U.S. ally in the region. Who’s winning the war of “obliteration”, Iran or US? apple.news/AFqMnlf5pQNa...

‘Daily Show’ Host Finds Glaring Flaw in Trump’s Closing Pitch “Either Donald Trump is there because this race is actually getting tight, or he’s going to Mississippi because —huh…What’s a single other reason someone would voluntarily go to Mississippi?” apple.news/AnLwsphqXS1m...

US Park Police spend $343,000 on mobile surveillance cameras in Washington DC. They hope to catch the spies who infected the relecting pool with green algae grown in a Chinese laboratory. apple.news/AUM0f_iQxT3e...

Trump administration sues to block Alaska's US Senate election result if Democrat wins. Trump told reporters on Friday that he ordered the lawsuit be filed. “I’m the one that said, ‘do it’.” New York Bar can use that statement as evidence to disbar AG Todd Blanche. apple.news/AeSMeg40ISuG...

Trump administration sues to block Alaska's US Senate election result if Democrat wins. Trump told reporters on Friday that he ordered the lawsuit be filed. “I’m the one that said, ‘do it’.” New York Bar can use that statement as evidence to disbar AG Todd Blanche. apple.news/AeSMeg40ISuG...

US Park Police spend $343,000 on mobile surveillance cameras in Washington DC. They hope to catch the spies who infected the relecting pool with green algae grown in a Chinese laboratory. apple.news/AUM0f_iQxT3e...

‘Daily Show’ Host Finds Glaring Flaw in Trump’s Closing Pitch “Either Donald Trump is there because this race is actually getting tight, or he’s going to Mississippi because —huh…What’s a single other reason someone would voluntarily go to Mississippi?” apple.news/AnLwsphqXS1m...

State Department Recalls Diplomatic Staff in Saudi Arabia. The move follows escalating attacks by the Iran-backed Houthis on Saudi Arabia, a key U.S. ally in the region. Who’s winning the war of “obliteration”, Iran or US? apple.news/AFqMnlf5pQNa...

Trump’s Senate Pick Cornered on Plea for Gas Money For Her State Wide Bus Tour. She declined to say that gas was not “affordable” apple.news/Ac809nCG6QNC...

Trump Humiliated as Melania Beats Him to Broker Russia Ceasefire The first lady stepped in to strike a peace deal in Ukraine. Imagine Trump’s surprise when she wins the Nobel Peace Prize. apple.news/A4Je5tP26TaG...

Peter Thiel breaks with Trump over Iran war: ‘We should not have done it’ Theil mentored young Vance on venture capital and substantially funded his campaign for Senate. Will Thile convince his protege to stop being a cheerleader for Trump’s disastrous war? apple.news/Ady8SHIIuTfG...

BREAKING NEWS Pentagon leaks new war plans...again. The target is Ecuador. Yes, it has oil and is ripe for extortion, but Trump has an even more sinister purpose - to tarnish the legacy of a Republican Senator who once described the MadKing as a despicable person. youtube.com/shorts/rdOMv...

Pop Quiz. This is a lot easier than "Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV".

The Tragedy of King MacDonald. His loyal subjects are abandoning his rallies. They don't want to hear his sound and fury, signifying nothing. youtube.com/shorts/Krncn...

Scaramucci has some advice for Zacharia “Records are made to be broken. But I take no pleasure in other people's pain [and] in time you’ll realize that the Universe did you a major favor.” Maybe the Universe will do the rest of us a favor soon. VOTE! apple.news/AKYg5PWWMR66...

Trump's new Press Secretary has identified herself as a "lawyer". She did graduate from law school - but she's not a lawyer until she is admitted to a state bar. Falsley claiming to be a lawyer is a crime. youtu.be/PJHGso8gp-E?...

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Your reminder that EVERY Republican Senator up for reelection voted to confirm Kimberly Guilfoyle as Ambassador to Greece knowing fully well that she was wholly unqualified to be the Ambassador of Absurdistan, let alone Greece, but they can't say "No" to Trump. www.congress.gov/nomination/1...

DONALD TRUMP AFTER THE MIDTERMS  If the coming election does result in a blue wave, Trump will be faced with the fact of his diminishment. The rest of us will be faced with the wreckage. What will he target for demolition then? apple.news/AjgzjN4amTZG...

Stephen Miller’s Medical Records Demand Blows Up in His Boss’ Face. Miller, 41, posted his demand on X Sunday, following Dem. Candidate James Talarico’s extended campaign absence due to illness. Turnabout is fair play. Let’s demand Trump and McConnell’s charts. apple.news/ASjsetW9FR9i...

Trump Is Locked in a Posthumous Feud With Abe Lincoln. After the Civil War Lincoln promised unity “with malice towards none.” Trump on the other hand: I’ll ‘heal the divisions’ like Lincoln … starting by suing my accusers. Malice is his middle name. apple.news/Ay0bJGFpNT6-...

Trump orders DC mosquito purge. He will only allow MAGA bloodsuckers in DC. apple.news/AGMEABPptRzC...

Why does Trump want to invade Cuba? It doesn't even produce oil. Simple. He's jealous of Teddy Roosevelt, a war hero who led his Roughriders to victory on San Juan HIll...who also won a Nobel Peace Prize and appears on Mt. Rushmore. Trump on a horse = Animal cruelty. youtube.com/shorts/Vf9O6...

Trump Could Slap His Name on Yet Another Historic Building. Ford’s Theatre, the playhouse where Abraham Lincoln was assassinated in 1865 is on the list. Maybe it will be put to the same good use again: SIC SEMPER TYRANNUS. apple.news/ALdlCIyQpSwi...

The Smothers Brothers explain who is running the country. Spoiler alert: it’s the morons. youtube.com/shorts/QYySA...

UK ministers urged to act after US flies out diplomat accused of possessing kiddie porn without alerting Met Police. The article doesn't name him. POP QUIZ This deviant: a) Was appointed by Trump b) In the Epstein files c) Will get a pardon d) All of the above apple.news/AP-yCwm6dSBy...

Sen. Kennedy bashes Trump for giving out Sen. Tom Cotton’s (R-Ark.) phone number Kennedy said Trump "can go from zero to a-hole in about three seconds." However Cotton’s name and personal info likely redacted from Epstein files, so the damage may be limited. apple.news/AdysRQMW-Rfa...

A new Chinese surgical procedure claims to cure Alzheimer syndrome. Is the before and after video “proof” of success… or is it AI? We won’t know until RFK Jr. endorses it. apple.news/Ah2t0AvyATum...

Trump Says U.S. “May” Join Saudi Strikes on Houthis After Riyadh Attack. Circular reasoning for a wider war - sell weapons to Saudis, positively affect our balance of trade, and provide $$ to allow US to replenish our depleted missile stockpile from the “other” war. apple.news/AVtsgj8mITD2...

America’s dumbest war (no, not this one). The War of 1812 was NOT our “second War of Independence. It was U.S. first attempt to annex Canada while the British were consumed with fighting Napoleon. It ended in a stalemate. apple.news/AlQC9FCnNSMq...

Convicted sex offender pastor offered opening prayer at GOP rally that asked God to bestow “integrity and honesty” on the event and to right wrongs “hammered down on the conservative movement.” I have no comment This speaks for itself. apple.news/AyzQOhPirT2y...

Friday's political cartoons include a Kennedy Center makeover, nervous dogs at the FBI, and RFK Jr. apple.news/AhXHm0-k0Sky...

Trump suggests letting Iran ‘take out’ Los Angeles and San Diego at campaign event. Giving aid and comfort to an enemy during a time of war is treason. Arresting Trump would be a “small price” to pay to preserve our democracy. apple.news/AR5gl9WS4Ram...

Sen. Kennedy bashes Trump for giving out Sen. Tom Cotton’s (R-Ark.) phone number Kennedy said Trump "can go from zero to a-hole in about three seconds." However Cotton’s name and personal info likely redacted from Epstein files, so the damage may be limited. apple.news/AdysRQMW-Rfa...

Trump’s priority… apple.news/AUGOevgsTQra...

Gun nuts believe there should be NO restriction preventing law-abding citizens from owning guns. How can you tell if someone is law-abiding without universal back ground checks? Even Ronald Reagan supported the Brady Gun Act that provided some regulation of gun ownership.

Federal Judges tell DOJ it no longer enjoys the "presumption of regularity"...meaning they can't be trusted to tell the truth and play by the rules. Trump always lies and makes up his own rules. As a consequence of his "irregularity"... he has to wear diapers. youtube.com/shorts/SkVPr...

A CNN report describes how the US “almost started a war” with China, based on an AI intelligence report claiming a Chinese ship was transporting components of nuclear weapons. Our “stable genius” madKing47 doesn’t have a clue. Parts were on Venezuelan fishing boats. apple.news/AEri4r35nQJu...