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i think the big upgrade that the retail models have gotten recently is like the total integration of machine vision and some kind of real runtime environment up there on their cloud "sorry, i don't have your exact version of scribus but i took screenshots and confirmed it looks good on my machine"

making the machine design and build a relationship/gossip/information-contagion game engine and getting slapped with a ton of homework just to keep up: Morris's approximate counter? Soviet Setun trinary computer? Heider's balance theory?

"this is the craziest thing you'll ever see" "the craziest thing": a one minute tik tok video of someone talking to their camera and nothing happens

the nokings and 50501 groups taking absolutely the wrong lesson from the instagram lockout a couple weeks back. too much "we need even more discords / accounts / group chats" and not enough "hey maybe don't run unattended spiders out of the admin account and get everyone locked out"

i think 44k words in your "create a character" chapter might be a few too many

common side effects season 2 stealth campaign

wasabi? www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYda...

telenovela but it's la going with campesinas and portland going with campesinos

idk why but my brain autocorrects oura ring to nuva ring and it makes everyone's RMA posts momentarily more interesting

fast food (hamburger), fast food (hamburger), fast food (flour tortillas), sit-down (pizza), sit-down (pizza), sit-down (buffet), sit-down (greasy buffet), and the one diner that's been there for 70 years

full costanza (art vandeley) with an extended reality distortion field. that's it. that's the whole letterboxd review

ah so this is why it's so hard to get balanced bags of feathers

learning a lot of deep bench names early

deni every time he goes to the rim

misheard at the dinner table "oh now [the blazers] are just playing pokemon" that's a commanding lead when you have time to raid a gym

a 43-point first quarter is a good way to start the blazers season

at some point you want them to score so it's not so embarrassing lol

i was wondering why there was such an early commercial break. suns just getting their asses beat lol

with wind-up, contact, and follow-through your honor

and now off a related tangent i'm reading the balzac essay, "Traité des excitants modernes" you can feel the pressured speech and claudisms through the translation lol

nix still using "blacklist" is the first thing i'd patch out

this is the first time in a while i've actually put pressure on my five-hour window lol. it's been a day very much of "let's just do all the computer chores we've been putting off forever while we're fixing everything anyways"

I am vaguely aware of the irony of getting a remote Claude to turn out a bash script for checking if local runtimes are vulnerable to a CA-Root MITM attack, but hey, it's nice to have the text elemental build helpful little admin tools you might need on the spot gist.github.com/worc/56c9224...

so given the php, 4, ssl cert debacle, here i am on the AWS console homepage, and what do i see but a blatant lie and marketing dark pattern on my costs breakdown:

PHP now stands for the recursive backronym: Please Hack PHP

@cloudflare.social ... really? the *back* button triggers a captcha?

parkrose permaculture angling for the "safe" hard r and generally just feeding all sorts of software, ai, robotics, and data center FUD to her audience is one of those embarrassingly portland things

countup timer cooking is how you know you think you know what you're doing

Go to your camera roll and search "boat" and then post a pic of a boat you like

the people can correctly identify the lack of moral authority (wrt medical billing) but fail to realize that's not the same as the lack of legal authority (no, really, it's a real debt)

i went and saw the movie everyone was talking about and pattinson continues to be the guy doing the most unhinged shit in the best way possible

with getting downtown and corking the march and then doing afters on clinton i put in about 10 miles on the bike today which means it's time to kick back with a drink and watch some perun and/or the poopie show

it's a nokings day and the weather is pretty good so far fingers crossed

October raspberries in portland is my koth "we'll grow oranges in alaska"

mlb playing the stock [starcraft?] vidwindow sound effect activating me like a manchurian candidate

if by "moment" you mean decades to centuries, uh... sure

my first envelope-pattern pillowcase was nearly a disaster with broken needles and rat's nests every few inches my second envelope-pattern pillowcase went much more smoothly and now i want a rotary cutter and cutting mat

having one of those days where i fill up my NSA profile with fun search queries like "ethyl chloride" or "SCAT6 protocols" or "types of lacerations needing suturing" just normal searches for a normal character for a normal game of Dread, nbd

“I think, and my thoughts cross the barrier into the synapses of the machine—just as the good doctor intended. But what I cannot shake, and what hints at things to come, is that thoughts cross back.”

so, appending my frustration to the nih.gov website apparently works to bypass a broken captcha loop: `?whatthefuck=youveneverseenalinuxfirefoxmachinebefore`

"if it's not 'structural' it doesn't exist" is a thought-terminating cliche