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Lil throwback to EF30 I had an absolutely incredible time with my dear friends new and old at EF, I was once again reminded how free it feels at a con and how cool and creative the community is. Heres to many more! ...just as long as I keep fitting. Featuring fat fuken bird: @itazura.bsky.social

Come one, come all and WELCOME to the kinky bird extravaganza! See the incredible bottomless bird, you wont believe how much this blubber ball can eat! Furniture trembles and buffets are left bereft! Rub his gut and feel that despite being four feed bags deep he has plenty of softness left yet!

Mrrrrph, so many of you insisted that I pig out this birthday that its affecting my frame...but god, it feels so incredible. Being so unfathomable gigantic and gluttonous and full of pleasure and desire...I need more. A gift from @zakvalentine.bsky.social ❤️ As drawn by @glazfox.bsky.social

ITS MY BURPDAY AHHHHHHHH!!! And my dear friend @lazborb.bsky.social was kind enough to draw me, frankly, too full. GOOD! I shall be having lots of cake today :3

Brandishing a hose and ready to feed, you've turned the tables on the greedy bird. Your blubber is his fault, now its his turn. His gut rumbles in eager anticipation, his bed creaks in fear. "W-wait, hang on..." (If you want, draw/post what you think *my* pov would be. Looking up at you, looming~)

FINALLY a chance to relax, and with @halfdeadhyena.bsky.social away I get the best spot, even @zakvalentine.bsky.social is absent! I sent that tubbo with a hose to makes sure the yeen wont be back for a while, right now he must be swelling without end! Wonderful art by @bluemewbm.bsky.social :3

Well, that escalated quickly~ When me and @itazura.bsky.social spotted poor little @speciescake.bsky.social looking so terribly thin at the EF fatfur meet...we knew we needed to help. Some squeaking whines from them later and we knew they wanted it more than us even...anyone need a new zigg bed?~

@joofwoof.bsky.social & @toroid.bsky.social sure are enjoying getting a couple pawfuls of bird blubber this #fursuitfriday... and if you want to join them, say hi this coming #ef30, maybe you'll even end up pinned to the wall ;3 Also, if you're the one who took these photos: holy shit, incredible

𝘎𝘶𝘭𝘱...𝘨𝘶𝘭𝘱...𝘨𝘶𝘭𝘱...How could this have happened?! One moment you're invited to a room party, and next thing you're pushing against the walls with a hose in your beak and a belly full of delicious...fattening...huh? Sorry can someone up the flow I feel hungry... Ych by @energyunit.bsky.social

𝘚𝘓𝘈𝘚𝘏, 𝘚𝘞𝘐𝘚𝘏, 𝘚𝘓𝘖𝘚𝘏- whoops, that wasn't the game. I did chug all that water before but c'mon I'm working up a sweat- Oh, you want me to drink and slosh MORE? Well then, pass me that watercooler bottle and ready your ears for 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 song~ by @afurreak.bsky.social gifted by @serifplum.furobesity.net

Alright so MAYBE I don't look exactly like my profile picture on Feedr but its old! Ive undergone some...significant personal growth since that was taken! You still want to get dinner together?~ Thanks to the very lovely @flamefox.bsky.social for the photos and letting me bully him while in suit <3

Ugh alright time to turn the- 𝘉𝘜𝘙𝘗 p-pudding rump hose off- oh uh...could you pass the controller? Yes I AM full! Can't you see how the bed is bending?? This is so- 𝙐𝙐𝙐𝙐𝙍𝙋- U-unfair! You aren't 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 upset at me pinning you down and filling you until your cheeks rivalled beach balls in size…r-right?

Ahhh the fair! Endless tasty things to eat, and with the heaviest farm animal competition here, nobody will stare as I chow! Those top contenders in the "Hog" bracket can hardly wiggle their snouts after all! Say, whats...w-with those...swirls... Huge thanks to @tonouchub.bsky.social for the com ❤️

Mrrrph, having fun are we?~ Most people just stare but with ghost hands I suppose you technically arent tou- 𝘉𝘖𝘜𝘜𝘙𝘗 thanks, that one has been stuck for hours. So, dessert?~ ...a-and shut it, no that isnt blush its...sauce! Thank you so much to @oncecaution.bsky.social for this incredible gift ❤️

Too heavy for your bed now? Dont be silly dinner wasn't that bi- 𝘚𝘕𝘈𝘗 AHHHH!! 𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘰𝘣𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳... well my OVERHANG wasnt the best choice of handhold but- say...you're enjoying this, aren't you?~ Well I mean, it's ruined now, so I could just break it even further, care to join me?~

Had a wonderful time suiting at LFM with @anotherfatderg.bsky.social, Someone of an appropriate size~ Nothing against smaller folk but its nice to hug someone so huge if anyone is stuck between us...you'd never even know it, as a few folks discovered~ >;3 Photo by 'bold @gaytortrash.bsky.social

IM FLOATING IN SPAAAAAAAACE! Why yes I did fit through the airlock thank you very much! It may have been a tight squeeze but its a spacecraft, everything is! Trust me, I'm a space rooster 😎 Big thanks to the photoshoot team at #Ef29 for this creative shoot :3

Oh hey~ Spotted my friend down there? Oh dont- 𝘉𝘞𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘙𝘙𝘙𝘙𝘗 look all sorry for him like you aren't wishing that were you~ I can see you imagining it now: the heat, the rumbles & gurgles, the weight and the knowledge that you are at my mercy~ So cmere, gutslut, I've got a spot right here for you~

Yeah I got that 24 inch waist! Hm? Circumference? Oh uh...I thought you meant diameter. My circumference is closer to 75 inches... NO THAT DOESNT MAKE ME WIDER THAN I AM TALL THAT DOESN'T COUNT!! Although you could have fooled me given my POV...gotta lean over real far to see these claws of mine...

After much reinforcement from my lovely suitmaker lulu_furs on Instagram (yes my suit needed reinforcement, shush >:L) IM BACK and im hungrier and rounder than ever~ the reinforced foam shells hold their shape even better so I can squish folks harder and look rounder all the time, look out softies~

Fursuit is getting reinforced at the moment, so instead I'm looking back to a study I took part in by @saintdraconis.bsky.social their serum is quite effective... They tell me the weight gain is exponential, that means its slowing down right?? I cant even wiggle my chicken fingers anymore...𝘉𝘜𝘜𝘜𝘜𝘙𝘙𝘗

A-ALRIGHT 𝘉𝘜𝘙𝘗 Y-you win, poprocks DO fill you more than normal sweets, I feel like an overfilled piñata... Now cmon help me up I gotta rub my gut. What you mean it'll make it worse? Surely they've all popped by no- I'm gonna WHAT? Like a big feathery balloo- WAIT, BOMB?! Happy spooky day folks~

Just showing off my WIDTH this #TummyTuesday ;3 bane of buffets, destroyer of doorframe and ripper of ribbons, I may not be prized hog by species but I challenge you to find a heavier one than I~ Now tell me, what would you do if you found me at your service?~ Or what would want done in reverse? ;3

Reflecting back on my time with @itazura.bsky.social and others at EF, I am struck by how fortunate I am to have them all, and how much I have to look forward to at future cons. ...It also helps that Koya is a softie himself so it makes me looks marginally smaller...ish Photo by KardoTheFox

A common sight this #tummytuesday I guess it serves me right, but cmon you know how these things are, your feeder gets their momentum up you're full then stuffed then groaning then creaking and before you know it you're barely awake, cant see over your gut and you're still being fed...

𝘉𝘜𝘙𝘗 now THAT is what a call a birthday feast. If the table you're resting your belly on doesn't snap during the meal, have you really eaten? I must 𝘩𝘶𝘧𝘧 say though, stairs were easier earlier on...did they always groan that much? In dire need of rubs...and more. Oh, you thought this was full?~

Tomorrow is my burpday :3 And Im reflecting on my present to myself: getting to see my incredible friends at EF29 The fatfur meet was fun, I lay on the floor and many rubs were given to me and then everyone clapped when I got up all by myself...actually 💦💦 Photo by @squashingdevil.bsky.social

So I saw some others doing this #TummyTuesday trend and uh...did I pass?? Ignore me nearly getting stuck in the door before the attempt even starts I can see you staring!! See now this is why barn doors are the proper size of door...

A tribute...TO A LEGEND @denya.bsky.social Featuring my partner in crime @itazura.bsky.social oh that poor escalator. If you're wondering where the pizza is uh...Koya ate it! All claims to us blocking the escalator are lies...but please help I had such a fun time at #eurofurence as you can see XD

BIRD IS GOIN TO #Eurofurence Do: - Ask for pictures with me (or just take your own!) -Ask for hugs/ getting smothered by gut or rear/ steppies -Tag me on furtrack Dont: -Grab from behind -Follow me around -Try and startle me Im excited for it~ :3 (Wonderful photo by @zeldysnep.bsky.social)

Lie on you? Pffft as if, you'll have to buy me dinner first~ oh, THAT was dinner a moment ago? Seems more like a snack to me. Yeah? And so what if it was 10,000 calories, clearly I am still fa-𝘉𝘜𝘙𝘗 famished! Clearly you don't know what full means, either get feeding or I'll make you the example~

I AM GONNA BE GOING TO #EUROFURENCE 29 COME AND SAY HI!! My very dear friend @itazura.bsky.social made me this incredible badge and then got it printed on foil sticker paper to make it SHINY (very in character for him) his art is also amazing so you should get more attention than it does!!

You know I can see you staring, right? This gut blocks alot of my view but you're getting to be hard to miss~ Aww dont be shy you knew what would happen, what's that they say about laying with dogs?~ What do you say to an eating contest then? Yeah I just ate, why? Worried I might still win?~ >;3

Well hello there~ Something caught you eye? The groaning? Well I haaave just eaten dinner but I believe on this occasion it's the bed...but you're welcome to come over here and make either much worse~ ...I couldn't get a rose but this is far more romantic for a bird~

MRRRRRPH!! Cmon just a little, more and- 𝘉𝘜𝘜𝘜𝘙𝘙𝘙𝘙𝘗 ...you know you've got alot of nerve, first you ogle me in the shower THEN you make NO attempt to help me!! If I was into vore you'd be in big trouble...guess I'll just need to pin you under me and eat your weight in food~ #Londonfurs tomorrow~ >:3

S-So uh, apparently it was underwear day yesterday and I was GOING to take a picture for the occasion but 𝘚𝘪𝘪𝘪𝘪𝘪𝘨𝘩 apparently large doesn't mean large anymore >:L I can't get the waistband over a single thigh can you believe that! ...unrelated but im going to Londonfurs this week so say hi :3

𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘥𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘊𝘊𝘈𝘚𝘐𝘖𝘕𝘈𝘓 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘩... mrrrph, always struggle to reach under my gu- HUH?! WHAT'RE YOU DOING THERE?! You can't just spy on people in the shower! I- yes my claws are still dry, what about it?? Well- Hey well if you're SO concerned with my underbelly...then why not join me?~

𝘉𝘞𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘙𝘙𝘙𝘙𝘗...mmmm, another buffet conquered. Oi, what're you staring for? Never seen an properly sized belly? Well if you're just gonna stand there then make yourself useful and get rubbing~ Just be careful or when I sit up you might get trapped under my gut wedged against my thighs~ >;3

So my mum finds out about me being a furry and my fursuit. Her reaction? CROTCHETING SOME TINY LIL GUYS ;W; A SMOL ME AND A SMOLLER ME AHHHHHHHH. And a little worm fursuit prop!! You may also spot she made them appropriately fat and round and as huggable and soft as the real thing >//////////<

Ugh this HEAT is killing me... that cake sure was good though. Undercooked? No way I just...like them denser and cooler...cmon, its a hot day! 𝘎𝘶𝘶𝘶𝘶𝘶𝘶𝘶𝘳𝘨𝘭𝘦... W-what? Oh dont be silly my belly is not rising like do-𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘜𝘎𝘏𝘏𝘏𝘙𝘙𝘙𝘙𝘗! Mrrrph, fuck...go get me my funnel, I only drank a quarter~

HA! See? I have miles more capacity and appetite than you, Lumes! What're you looking at me like that for? Full? PFFFFT nowhere near! Explode? No way! You're just worried I'll humiliate your belly even more! So go and attach another barrel or will I have to? (Com W/ @moth.at by @cowiie.bsky.social)

Hm? Towering over me, huh? I bet I could eat TWICE your maximum- mrrph? What's that? Oh no, that's just the desk squishing my dough THIS is my overhang~ Mmhmm, it 𝘪𝘴 covering almost all the desk, it'll cover all of your desk too~ Now, stop standing around and use that hose before I use it on you~

𝘉𝘞𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘙𝘙𝘙𝘙𝘙𝘗 Mrrrph, I'm glad to get off these claws, you can't imagine the weight~ Don't mind the noise, just 10000 calories getting churned into more bird~ The bed? ...I'm sure it can take the strain. Well? Don't just stand there, either get feeding or rubbing before you're the new bed~ >;3

YOU! Here, now~ what do you mean? OFCOURSE you'll fit or what, you worred about things getting a little too...close?~ about getting yourself pressed tight and shoved against my rumbling gurgling middle hmmm?~ that blush looks good on ya >;3 Keep it and you might even get to attempt to big spoon~

Oh...why hello there~ enjoying the view?~ well don't be shy, come a little closer...bring me some food and you can touch, feed me it and you can rub, fill me until it hurts and ill pin you to a wall with these rumbly guts and belch in your face...and feed me so much I'm beached?~ well who knows~ >;3

𝘎𝘜𝘜𝘜𝘜𝘙𝘎𝘓𝘌...O-ooof, that was TASTY, you weren't kidding when you said you could satisfy a bird with an appetite...more huh? Well I mean it would be rude to reject an offer like that from someone who's already been so generous... Thank you so much @bleucan.fish for the comprehensive overfilling~