Stude

Surely we are nearing the end

Changing my name to Hickory Whippenstick in order to politically dominate central kentucky

Oh I can listen to Chappell Roan but you can’t listen to Type O Negative?

The guy on the Pringles can is named Pringus

I had to put my phone down and go outside for a bit after I watched this.

"Resurrection II" by Poïson Ruin officially surpasses “All I Want For Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey as the longest-running #1 hit in history (23 weeks). youtu.be/dQfX6QFBFow?...

This is why I exclusively listen to The Stray Cats and old Butthole Surfers albums.

Rolled into work 2 minutes later than I usually do so I could finish out 'The Blue' by Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit playing in my car and that was the best call I've made all day.

First 9/11 without this sumbitchin' buckaroo around. Feels a little hollow, tbh

Down at The Water Bar we are introducing a DVD rental service out of the back room called 'Cinema 2-Nite'

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Goddamned car wouldn't start after work. Everything electrical seemed to be fine but it just wouldn't fire up so I had to have it towed to the shop for them to find an obstruction in my fuel line. And you know what it was in there? It was United States Senator Mitch McConnell.

They've put out a lot of the Halloween candy already and imagine my surprise when I was digging around behind an empty box for some of the spooky Payday bars and instead I found Senator Mitch McConnell!

We're gonna find out after the fact that the Official Diapers have gold threads weaved into them or something and cost $18k a pop.

The power is out for half of the town I work in. Like, OUT out. No traffic lights, nothing. It was like that when I came in at 10pm and its still like that now at almost 3am. Have not seen a single emergency vehicle and they're not directing traffic at the dark intersection out front. Very cool.

Practicing the one-armed hug/punch in the gut with the other arm maneuver that I'd have to pull if I ever met Rivers Cuomo.

This song makes me want to knife fight in a darkened alley youtu.be/IbsP2Wajim8?...

God, this is fucking infuriating. Especially considering that 25% of the country immediately internalized the lie that antifa vandals did this and even showing them this would not change their minds about it.

My pawns and I are so sick and twisted that to us this is a just a perfectly usual beach

The newest addition to the 60 Minutes roster is... DarkSydePhil?!?

Nobody is ever jumping out of a burning building onto a portable trampoline that firemen are running with back and forth on the street below anymore

Heading out to the Sorghum Festival, might stop in at Apple Days. After that probably swing over to Ham Days on the way to Pioneer Days after a quick stop off at Railroad Days. And of course tomorrow there is the Bluegrass Festival and Riverfront Days. Lotta goddamn funnel cake.

My favorite band ever did a timely repress of this badass shirt from like 15 years ago and even though they called it quits back in 2019 I got confirmation when I ordered this thing that they have booked studio time for september and Ghostlimb are officially a thing again, bless us all very much

Lindsey Graham got the new RFK diarrhea and shit himself to death lol

Bubba shot the gas sign... last night Said it had a bad price, made him cry

THINGS ARE HEATING UP

I understand that its hard for most people to accept that Alex Jones, former host of InfoWars, popped like a balloon inside of his vehicle after having consumed a tremendous amount of Whataburger but it is not hard for me. I accept it fully.