Stuart Walton

Jimmy Carr sorry for killing joke Will Smith sorry for smash mouth Louis CK sorry for the strokes Defective peroxide sorry for 4 non blondes Daylight savings sorry for taking back sunday Misogynists sorry for everything but the girl UK beef industry sorry for madness US government sorry for megadeth

Village teacher sorry for The Damned Typhoid Mary sorry for The Last Dinner Party

Diminish an anime Century Actress

Found a full pack of chewing gum in my coat pocket. It's still in date

Drop some phones

yall are simply not prepared for the picture my husband just sent me

Do I play Star Wars Outlaws on a laggy (hacking is reaaaaal fun) cloud connection or do I play Derail Valley?

On the 'fast bus' to Lancaster and we are currently stuck on a narrow road with 2 busses facing each other and 2 cars behind who would know this road and should know better than to tail a bus right in... aaaaand they've finally figured it out.

When you down the last of your tea only to discover that the bag had split

On DVD specifically, I don't actually recall but it was one of: - Akira - Ninja Scroll - Dead Leaves

Just be glad that the meta-verse is failing otherwise we get the ProctoProd(TM) pixelframe.design/cyberpunk-20...

Don't you just love searching for obscure Australian hip-hop acts from 2 decades ago

"Where's my Danish?"

I work at a library that still issues fines to kids and teens for late books. I don't fine them. Because it's ridiculous to give a child a negative experience of books, & equally ridiculous to punish students for working hard. I always make the fines disappear from their account.

Share a random movie GIF! 🎥 🖤

Here’s some off-screen ZERO gameplay on real hardware 👾 #pixelart #indiedev #gameboy #gbstudio #retrogaming #GBDK2020

Clue- I mean, what can I say here? It's a perfect movie. Perfect script, perfect cast. It's a stacked cast and of course Tim Curry stands at the forefront. What a talent, what a legacy. I think I could watch this movie every day and never get tired of it. They just don't make them like this anymore.

Angel Heart- Now THIS is a movie. A gripping occult noir, dripping with atmosphere and brimming with gorgeous shots. Rourke and DeNiro deliver phenomenal performances. A real joy from start to finish and a must-watch for Silent Hill fans given its obvious (and cited) influence on the series

Lair of the White Worm- Truly one of the best movies for freaks ever made. An absolute blast from start to finish. Bisexual snake women, weaponized bagpipes, Hugh Grant bisecting people with a broadsword....and on top of all of that Amanda Donahoe delivering an all-timer performance. A perfect film.

I used to drink Mitchell's Lancaster Bomber at this small table when it lived in the Royal Hotel at Heysham. Back then it still had the gimballed compass in the middle.

Lol my buddy just sent me another angle and it's somehow even more ridiculous

Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).

Commuting on a class 1XX DMU is certainly better than on a Pacer