Stuart Stevens 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺

Britain banned Hasan Piker and Cenk Uygur for opposing Israel's genocide. New post 👇 www.owenjones.news/p/britain-ba...

Do you think Haaland and co look at a proper club like Arsenal doing their 1.5m fan parade and think they’ve wasted their career at a club that can’t fill a 30k seater stadium? Commercially alone, they’re just at a nothing club and will struggle to build any sort of personal brand at city.

Renationalise the water. Renationalise the trains. Renationalise the energy. Fix the potholes. Collect people’s bins on time. I don’t get why this politics thing is so hard.

Immigration make Britain brilliant

It’s going to be a bit funny if Farage and Reform miss out. Orban is out. The idiots are finally seeing through Trump. Netanyahu is transparent now. By the time Farage gets his election, right wing fatigue may have firmly set in and we might be done with it. The timing might just be hilarious.

F*** it. I too am now blocking the straight of Hormuz until further notice. Ain’t nothing getting past me.

I’m little upset no one has ever invited me into the manosphere. It’s like being at a party with drug use and no one offering me any because they think I’m just too damn square. At least give me the chance to say ‘no thank you. It’s not for me tonight. I’m driving later’.

Ridley Scott really shit the bed with Gladiator 2. CGI shite with no protagonist, no antagonist and no storyline. Honestly it’s unwatchable. This film is a hate crime. I hate it. Why can’t Trump and Iran set aside their differences and wage war on this film instead? This film is the WMD of shit.

Worth a repost. youtube.com/shorts/6jEs-...

Boom roasted. Iranian Military Twitter throwing out bombs online as well.

I’ve waited over 20 years for Arsenal to win the league. ✅ We are top of the league. ✅ Champions league favourites. ✅ Carabao cup finalists ✅ Still in the FA Cup. All this and Trump starts World War 3 to hide his paedophilia. If this season gets cancelled I’m going to absolutely lose my shit.

So hang on. All these Brits flee the UK to stop paying UK tax and then they want Britain to swoop in and rescue them at tax payers expense? I’d be making them pay for the service as a back tax. When they ‘register for help’ there should be a link to HMRC.

If only we all had such courage. …‘braves’…

I had my keys. I put my keys down. My keys are missing. Carry on the tale.

‘Keep laughing, I’ll make it 20%’ - Trump Trump ups tariffs day after Supreme Court ruling against him www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Poor chap…

I am a bit fed up by Buckingham Palace and their secrets. Andrew would have had security, drivers, private secretaries, butlers, staff staff staff etc who all seeming turned a blind eye to his behaviour. Is anything going to be done about them?

Christ alive. The US Supreme Court has said the Trump tariffs are unlawful. They’re a tax which is Congress’ job, not his. That’s a 175$ billion tax refund. It’s how Trump says he’s paying for everything. If they refund it, that’s 175$ billion black hole in the books. Have I misunderstood this?

Oh the Grand old Duke of York 🎶 He had £12m quid 🎶 He gave it to someone he’d never met For something he never did… 🎶 And he gave state secrets up 🎶 And he passed them all around 🎶 And when we asked him what he’d passed along 🎶 He said ‘nothing will be found…’ 🎶

And people say Germans lack humour…

This can’t be real. 😅 Grok factually confirming Musk is a pedophile. Hilarious.

Poor duck. In all honesty he does seem deeply unhappy.

Crikey. ‘The state is an agent of the federal government.’ I’m not American but this seems a long way from Republican States’ Rights and small government arguments that I grew up hearing. youtube.com/shorts/Cpt5j...

Do we think they care how stupid they look?

I’m alcohol free this year. Smashed dry Jan & I’m rolling it into Feb as I’m losing weight (go me). But I can’t wait to step over the impoverished kids on my way to the pub when I start drinking again. My £7 pint will now cost £6.95 and I’ll have the added benefit of punishing kids for being poor.

Forget being in the House of Lords. Why isn’t Mandelson being prosecuted for leaking confidential No. 10 docs? The man should be in prison. www.ft.com/content/fdf7...

Musk is so embarrassing. Imagine being in the Epstein files but only because you were fishing for an invite and were left out… Has more money and power than everyone but he’s too weird even for paedophiles to include him. It’s strangely sad. The dude can’t be liked anywhere.

This can’t be real?

A bit genius to be fair.

I’ve read that Mel’s only getting single figure views for her doc. What country is President DJT going to invade if she doesn’t get an Oscar for this? Will she need to give him the second hand Oscar after the ceremony to go with his second hand Nobel prize? I have so many questions.

The woman has no shame and no sense of irony. Scientists should study her brain to see how she can behave like this.

Weirdly satisfying watching all these self interested charlatans jump ship and trash the Tory party on the way out. They spent the last 20 years promoting these dishonest opportunists. They can’t really complain now. They must be feeling sick seeing the Tory chickens come home to roost in Reform.

Ah. We’re going to share less intelligence with each other. This is going to make the US safer I’m sure. apple.news/AqaXhOcq9TuW...

Bet he’s gutted.

Nothing says "board of peace" like having two founding members not show up to the signing ceremony because they would be arrested at the airport for war crimes or genocide…

Right. What do we reckon the next mad distraction from the Epstein files is going to be? I’m just hoping it’s domestic and he leaves the rest of us alone. I’m sick to death of him.

Trump’s America. 🤬

Poor chap.

Maybe all of us ‘windmill losers’ should stick a bunch of windmills on Greenland and see if he still wants it. Think creatively people.

Greenland isn’t even that big. If Trump wants it for his legacy someone should really show him an actual scale map of it. Frame it like a small hands innuendo and there’s a reasonable chance he’ll just move on…

Trumps gone too far this time. Calling us ‘windmill losers’. Fuck that guy.

The UK has approx 10k US personnel and 13 bases here Why not close the bases and expel them if DJT pursues Greenland? No trade war/conflict. Just be clear that former allies don’t get military bases here. NATO nations could announce the same. Surely they’ll close anyway if the US takes Greenland?

Ok. I’m not a military strategist and obviously this whole thing is ridiculous but… Why the f would you consider invading Greenland in January and not the summer? It looks cold and shit now. I just can’t fathom it.

Did you guys know they changed UNO Stacko after 1996? My world is rocked.

This is hilarious. After all that Infantino FIFA peace prize sucking up and Trump still ruins it. It’s almost like giving into him is counterproductive. youtube.com/shorts/iYjAD...

I’m just trying to understand this. I thought America’s whole gun obsession was about preventing government tyranny. They now have masked ICE agents shooting them and disappearing people. Why aren’t they shooting back? I mean, thank goodness they aren’t. But why aren’t they?

Washing machine has packed in. I literally can’t wait for my new WiFi phone app enabled washing machine to arrive next week. I can’t wait to discover what the point is…