Strix Dragon

Going to need so much coffee today. Zoe got me up three times in the middle of the night with a seriously upset stomach. *sigh*

So my vet thinks the eyelid lumps are from irritation. Previously, we were using the cyclosporin/tacrolimus combo from Chewy which was using cornflower oil, but Chewy discontinued it. I got it from her eye vet, but the place they are using puts in coconut oil instead, which is more irritating.

We’re getting a season two of Mike Flanagan’s Carrie! Let’s fucking GO! I am so goddamn excited for this, omg.

Poor Zoe has ANOTHER lump on her eye…this time on the bottom of her right eyelid. This happened a few weeks ago, she had one on the top of her right eyelid. Doc said it was an infection, gave her antibiotics and eye cream. Now she has another one. 😳

Another day, another (male) Big Name Dog Trainer being awful. Got two more names for my curse box, I guess.

I love when I see karma in action: I invoked Persephone and Artemis a few weeks ago to curse this super abusive shock jock trainer and I just saw a post on IG saying his YT channel got taken down. 🤣🤣🤣 Don’t fuck with a witchy force free trainer and Her Goddesses. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Saw Rocky Horror and it was awesome! Jake Shears is amazing and Amber Grey was having the time of her life.

LOVE this song!

Felice learning the “leave it” cue. And look at that! Not an aversive in sight—just a clicker, some treats and lots of laughter.

JFC

My new dog training client Chloe!!! She lives in my neighborhood and is one of Zoe’s pals.

NEW HEILUNG SONG LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

As an Italian American, me and my ancestors say Fuck Christopher Columbus and happy Indigenous People’s Day!

Finished the rest of Carrie and OMG I loved it. So intrigued by Emmaline and her crazy mom, and my girl Kate Siegal made an appearance, yay! I love her, she’s so talented.

LMFAO I LOVE YOU COLIN JOST

I’m baffled by the people hating on Carrie 2026. I get if it’s not your cup of tea, but like, Flanagan pitched this to Stephen King himself and he approves of the changes, so if he’s cool with it, then I’m cool with it.

Just finished the first four episodes of Carrie and @mikeflanaganfilm.com NEVER misses! Summer is so good as Carrie and Samantha is knocking it out of the park as the mom.

Welcome to Jurassic Park 🤣🤣🤣

Why am I not surprised?

I'm so tired of these goddamn assholes.

Does anyone know WHY fucking Chewy discontinued the cyclosporine/tacrolimus eye drops for dogs? I used them for Zoe’s meds and I’m really mad that now I gotta scramble to find a new place to order it from. This is a shitty thing to do for owners whose pets have dry eye and rely on them.

I’m so fucking pissed off at Barnes and Noble. It’s been three days and UPS still says they don’t have it, only label created. The idiot CS rep kept telling me it did ship and I will get it Tuesday, but I told them off and told them they were lying because UPS hasn’t been updated in four days.

Well said, my mayor.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me to my BF: I want my book (Threshing Day). BOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKK! *WInnifred Sanderson voice* My BF: And all of your 70000000 books start shaking.... 😂 I mean, accurate.

Ok Barnes and Noble, you can ship my illustrated Threshing Day annnnnyyy time now…give the book to UPS so it will be in my hands soon. 🤣

Colin Jost is HYSTERICAL 😂

Haven’t seen my buddy Jules in a while, but he is ready for spooky season!

Got my Novavax and flu shot yesterday at CVS! Side effects not the worst, I felt a little woozy last night. Today my arms hurt a bit and I just feel a bit tired, but nothing terrible. More of an annoyance than anything else.-

Your girl survived #ThreshingDay and has a new dragon. 🤣🤣🤣 Dae is definitely related to Vermithor the Bronze Fury! 😂😂

This is a big f’ing deal. Story at the newsletter right now, and full explainer coming soon (so make sure you’re subscribed to AED) Three anti-abortion states are asking the Supreme Court to allow them to extradite abortion providers from pro-choice states.

Someone get me a dragon and let me unleash my inner Visenya Targaryen.

So IG’s algorithm just showed me some ghost hunter using a fucking spirit box at the grave of a 9/11 victim. Fucking ghouls, can you please stop exploiting them for clicks? I honor the spirits of those who perished in the attacks, but I do so privately and in a respectful manner.

I’m so glad I tossed these assholes into my curse box. Enjoy the wrath Of Artemis and Persephone!

“Free p*ssy upstairs.” The fact that the 7 fraternity boys from Cornell had to write an “I’m sorry” assay as an option as punishment for forcibly intoxicating & gang raping a young girl is what is deeply wrong with our society today. www.lawcommentary.com/articles/cor...

HEILUNG IS COMING BACK LET'S FUCKING GO

This looks like it will be so much fun:

Zoe, the Queen of all Hellhounds.

Good. They should!

I’ve loved Hanson (especially Taylor) since 1997 and I’m really impressed by his dancing, especially since he had no prior experience with it: www.instagram.com/reel/DdnQ9Sf...

I’m so tired guys. I’m watching Lyla till Sat morning and of COURSE I have to walk Milo twice a week for the next few weeks, which means walking 3 dogs at the same time because Milo needs an hour long walk and two of them pull. I’m in agony.

Happy Autumn Equinox! Persephone has returned to Her husband Hades and the Underworld. <3

My poor dog Zoe has an ear infection—I noticed she was going nuts for ear rubs and on a hunch I checked her ear—yep, bright red. Poor girl. She’s going to the vet tomorrow and I’m sure they will give her some antibiotics and an ointment. I feel her pain—I used to get awful ear infections as a kid.

Say hi to my new training client Felice! I am convinced he was a stubborn old Italian man in a past life, he’s so freaking funny. Smart as hell too!

Here's the list of everything banned going into Gaza including. Water Filters Water Purification Tablets Nappies Insulin Wheelchairs Fishing rods and all fishing equipment All Water Pumping and sewage treatment equipment All Cancer drugs and Antibiotics It's a Genocide.