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broke: considering gavin newsom’s candidacy three years out from an election woke: considering he will probably be dead from syphilis or a cocaine overdose long before then

someone’s job is to add this sound in post

once you notice the tv show/movie thing where someone eats and they have a pronounced fork against teeth sound you can’t unnoticed it

it’s all fun and games until your dick and balls get crushed between the seawall and the oil tanker

cars and running shoes are designed by the same guy

scamming ai bots is gonna be big business

fake restaurant to take fake booking reservations with deposits from ai bots will happen soon i bet

you’re not being silenced, you’re just being ignored

petrol in western europe has been around €6 a gallon for over ten years all the americans complaining about it, while understandable, are also whiny little american babies shitty cause, but anything that discourages the us from burning gas like it’s free and investing in alternatives is prob good

Reposting one of the most powerful photos I've ever seen with alt text.

the alternative to organic food is inorganic food

i don’t much care for rockstar games, there i said it

would

the man city charges are like if someone if f1 built a car with a extra jet engine and some wacky races style hand with a hammer contraption

booking things takes up a minuscule part of my time thankfully now ai agents can take over that work and potentially free up 2-3 minutes per month

does this make pep a literal bald fraud now

shooting my pants that are too tight with an ar-15 because they are not respecting my freedom and liberty

“don’t forget the vinegar brined apples dipped in mustard”

southern america be like “no bbq is complete without auntie’s famous cucumber and caramel dip”

american football is also low scoring like actual football you just multiply everything by 7 to trick your feeble minds into believing it’s exciting 14-7 is just 2-1

nfl is tag + grabass… of course you love it you little freaks

black panther goth anniversary sounds lit

this would have been an objectively better joke if id said “cum cam”

got caught on the nfl fuck cam on the jumbotron mid orgasm

pumpkin spice losers are filthy casuals real ones blend a whole pumpkin and drink it

The only only sportsman and the only real man among them, standing head and shoulders above the cowards in the squad, the coaching staff and the FAI. This is how simple it is to do the right thing.

i say we take off and nuke it from orbit… it's the only way to be sure

If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out

jesus wept

carrick doesn’t deserve time, he hasn’t earned it by achieving something impressive somewhere else first

ed sheeran sucks, wants to not be political but firing macbookpro was political

“best in class”… class being remedial

this post about cum is doing big numbers

i thought carrick would be mid, didn’t ever think he would be this bad

did you know if a shark dies it stops swimming

nighttt nooonn aka midnight

the forest disallowed goal was right imo because it’s funny and var should do whatever is funniest

ed sheeran has hit the second tower

so ed sheeran couldn’t even get an opener from guitar center lol

ai is dangerous not because it is gonna turn into the terminator like elon etc say it’s because it allows under qualified people like elon etc. to make even more bad decisions faster with more confidence

this is the funniest thing ive seen for a while on one of these “tweet” sites