Stormy

Stormy

@stormypanda.bsky.social

29 and tired. Writer I guess?

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Elden Ring is amazing and all but it kinda sucks ass that anything Fromsoft has put out never goes on decent sales anymore as a result of how goddamn popular it was. I do not possibly think Nightreign is worth 45 dollars.

I remember Dark Souls remastered was about 20 dollars shortly after it was released, and now outside of sales it never dips below 40.

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One Piece power scalers never consider if this is one of the fights Luffy almost dies in because he decided to do something really dumb and silly before he locked in

Watching ReZero is kind of like watching a show that is fine 90% of the time but that remaining 10% is randomly getting tasered in the nuts because it’s made to appeal to straight teen boys and all that comes with that

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Liberty Biberty is the ideal puriteen fursona brought to life. Human facial features, no pointy teeth, no paws, no tail, no snout, no limbs, no genitalia, nothing animal-coded at all. Just a shapeless blob of fur used to market a product.

A bunch of elite rulers realized average people might actually gain power so instead of accepting change the nobility decided to fuck everything up for everybody including themselves and now all we have are the rotting ruins of things we’re told were once grand but have never seen for ourselves

Resident Evil 2 Remake is really funny for Claire finding a note of her brother saying he’s getting chicks in Europe and Claire is like “that doesn’t sound like my gay brother”

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Seeing a lot of people call Biddy Blas a Glup Shitto, but he's only a blorbo right now. He has to show up in a second piece of media with the expectation that you already know who he is. THEN he's a Glup Shitto.

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A minor one i like in db super is that krillin's ringtone is the one piece theme cause he's voiced by luffy in japan. It still works in englidh cause he's voiced by usopp here

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she didnt know what fire emblem was but she did say “is it hard or do you just suck at it” which is the funniest thing anyones ever said to me

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this is going to sound like a joke but the nurse actually legit told me i was complaining about being stuck in fire emblem thracia 776 when i was coming up from the anesthesia LMAO

I agree that Carrie White probably should be fat in an adaptation but the posts about it are starting to give me the same feelings the “Ruthkanda Forever” post gave me.

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Bro Stardust Crusaders was hilarious, someone would comeback from taking a shit with 3 contusions and a concussion from being attacked and Joseph would say some shit like “oh my god man what took you so long you missed the breakfast buffet!”

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Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.