Steeble

I've only gone and done a full year alcohol free! It's been a mad 12 months... I've met lots of new friends, visited new places, got into the best shape of my life and made decent progress with the old MH. Seriously life changing shit, no regrets ❤️

I haven’t been to the GP since before the EU referendum, and now I need an appointment I’ve got no idea how you even book one nowadays. The NHS app doesn’t make sense, might have to go old school and pop in tomorrow 🤷🏻‍♂️

I just got absolutely fleeced in little Tesco… 29p EACH (£1.74 for 6 for those who cba to maths), in Lidl it’s 90p a kilo so it would have cost like 89p, almost half the price! Glad I at least picked some chunkier ones but still 😑

Why does every guy I chat to end up being a fucking twatbag. I stg

Leg extension so good it makes your whole body tremble 😮‍💨

Ugh the Grindr Xtra 3 month subscription has expired and I’m still single, how annoyingly predictable. Do I resubscribe or deal with the ads that make the app unusable til my one true love appears? 🤔😂

STOP… Coffee time! 💃

The barriers and house damage have literally only just been fixed after the smash at the start of the year, and here we are again 🤦🏻‍♂️ No building damage this time but seriously what is it with this junction, total death trap #Nottingham

Morning 👋 I guess today will be spent finding out just how fucked we are at work with this PHP exploit, and trying to mitigate it on older sites somehow 😬 BUT on the plus side, I can have coffee again from lunchtime today and I am sooo ready ☕️💃

Morning 👋 The teeth whitening’s finally done, and I’m pretty happy with the results. Now just need to get used to smiling with teeth again 😬

I’m debating doing a snack free November (because hot damn I’m off the wagon atm), kinda like #Stoptober but less smokey and a month later , or #Lent but less god and more autumn. Not sure what the hashtag would be though 🤔

Dropped an order in with Superdry for this green hoodie and another in burgundy (and some pants). I haven’t worn pullover hoodies in so long, but now I have such little hair to style I see no reason to keep fucking around with zips 💅

Go to your camera and search "boat" and post one that you like.

Back on my bullshit 💪 arms and hips today

Me during Covid vs me now The new improved Steeble has 25% less mass, 69% less hair and 420% more happiness. RIP that mess.

Officially back in jeans today 🙃 adios Summer

No tea or coffee for a week starting today (I'm doing teeth whitening) and I already want to self defenestrate 😭

Walking to work near the recording studio that’s getting a Royal visit later today and some tall bearded guy with a nice hat jogged past me, smiled and flipped a ✌🏻 Haven’t got my contacts in so couldn’t make out his face but I assume it was either Prince Harry or another king off of Grindr 👑

The Bundawear Jack Laugher pants turned up eventually (thanks Yodel 🙄) The “Bunda-air” ones are a bit skimpy/low cut for me and the waistband branding is odd, they’re going straight on Vinted. I love the standard “Bunda-Wear” modal ones tho… They seem well made, fit perfectly and look great on! 🩲

Challenge completed… *tumbleweed*

I’ve got an unnamed parcel being delivered by Yodel today. I assume it’s either new bathroom scales or Jack Laugher underwear, either way I’m quite excited 😁

It’s warmer outside than it was in my house before I left for work. Madness

Sorry I’m a what now?! 💀

Latex, lipstick, high heels, my credit card declined

I bet he says “PIN Number” too

We ain’t got time like we used to, but we still shine like we used to ✨

Guess I’ll have to walk around the house fully dressed for a while then 😤

I enjoy how Claudia’s bow looks like a scythe #CelebrityTraitors

Oops

Steeble do a home workout without taking a thirst pic challenge go

They’ve done me dirty here

Just went to unsubscribe from Debenhams marketing emails in a work inbox and have been greeted by this monstrosity. You have to untick 5+ boxes for each brand, and there's no "unsubscribe all" button 🚮

I’ve had my contacts in today at work for the first time in months, and it’s amazing how much more comfortable they are now the air’s more humid again 🤩

Pokémon’s the new safe word 🤫

The proliferation of podcasts doing opening trailers is getting a bit much. We don’t need to hear the best clips at the start, and we definitely shouldn’t have to endure the hosts doing forced unnecessary intros for interviews or Q&A episodes 🙄 </rant>

Me and my 9 albums (and a previously unposted photo) You can take the boy out of the ghetto…

All I needed was someone who could keep me warm at night. You tried it babe, it didn’t work, and now I know that this is gonna be the end 😤

Leg and chest day done 🙌💪 I was going to do a long cardio session after, but the weather’s so nice I’ll swap it out for a long brisk walk along the river to Sainsbury’s for sweets instead 🌞

100kg leg presses are killing me today 😑 hope I can still walk after

I sprayed a sample of Rabanne Phantom on myself yesterday morning and can still smell it on my T-shirt, I’m obsessed with it 🥰 It’s the one in the 🤖 bottle too which makes it even more exciting, so I’m definitely going to have to buy some today!

*cough* the alt is back. It’s nothing special but Dm for the link if you want it

Tonight’s Traitors snacks 😋 she’s gone upmarket!

I wonder if Richard even knew who Maya Jama was 😂 #celebritytraitors

OH THAT’s who James Acaster is! I’ve never seen his quite reasonable face before, what a treat #CelebrityTraitors