Sh*t Trump Could Say

Regarding what happened in Poland today, I would like to say the following: "This never would have happened if I was President". Thank you for your attention on this matter.

Is this Epstein case really a surprise to anybody?

I think the next Supreme Pontiff should pick my name. "Pope Donald I" would look fantastic, don't you think?

THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO SELL!!! DJT

After Liberation Day, comes Bear Market Day. After that comes Inflation Day. And after that Stagflation Day. That's when I plan to bomb Iran, to change the breaking news.

What did you think of my set up yesterday? People were talking too much of Tate brothers, Trump Gaza and airplane crashes.

If a bomb would accidently explode in the Supreme Court, I know exactly the beautiful JUSTICES that I would pick. I would replace the current ones in no time.

"IN TRUMP WE TRUST" will be the new US national motto. Meanwhile, the american bald eagle will be replaced by the Siberian brown bear in every symbol. If you oppose me, I will call Kash Patel and Pam Bondi.

Under my AMAZING leadership, crooked immigrants stopped eating the dogs.

My favourite African-American of ALL TIME? Elon. Charlize Theron close second.

Michael Jackson could not believe his eyes when I showed him the MOONWALK for the first time.

Just joined Elon's bluesky. Great place, great people.