standard spooky time

in 1942 you could say, "exterminate, exterminate, exterminate". by 2026 you can't say "exterminate" - that hurts you, backfires. Instead, you say a terrorist is hiding among the civilians, that collateral damage is just the cost of war, and all that stuff.

what is the earliest console game that lets you pick non-binary and please tell me it's not fucking austin powers for game boy color of all things

lol. lmao www.hirundo.io/blog/qwen3-c...

so does anyone want to loan me $10,000

t girl baseball sports league scandal involving not accusations of steroid abuse, but woman lowering their e dosages during baseball season

Women often ask me: "why are you such a great feminist ally?" But I always reply: "don't worry your pretty little head about it, sweet cheeks." After all, women (all of whom are beautiful) have enough to worry about, given patriarchy suppressing their wages and fundamental rights to bodily autonomy.

maybe i should move to seattle

update: someone from the country club neighborhood called me a chinaman

i think it's rational to let go of "Vote Blue No Matter Who" when a candidate spends a ton of money airing the "Fuck you! and your friends!" commercial you see, it was never going to end with conceding on sports

Buying weed is so humiliating. yes i would like more of the plant that makes me a subby giggly kissable mess.

quoting so i remember to check where this goes in a few months

romance of the trillion parameters

broke: my chinese-american mom hating new chinese immigrants because they're probably communists woke: my chinese-american nephews hating new chinese immigrants because their preferred LLM was trained off the wrong type of stolen data

one thing crazy thing to come out of this closed-model/open-model fight will be a new type of intra-chinese racism and i aim to be on the side that wins. my dms are open

splitting your production company in the divorce so one side gets the first h3 and one side gets the second h3

H3H3 crew members be like

Please no H3H3 spoilers I just started from the beginning

idubbbz watching h3h3's marriage fall apart after ethan and hila spent the last year making fun of his wife for having an onlyfans

kind of a bummer that supernatural only has one episode about racism considering half their schtick is killing monsters in backwater rural shitholes

if some white dude kept arguing that Japan's actions in WWII weren't genocidal, and then he started crying about how he was the victim after all the asians told him to shut the fuck up, I personally would think he's a loser who can't be trusted around asians

anthropic rn

lin-manuel miranda is going to get so pissed when AI gets good enough to make musicals out of any ron chernow biography

if you want privacy in an era where publicly recording people on camera is becoming more and more common, you'll want to wear a shirt that contains written detailed instructions on how to create meth. that way if they upload it to tiktok their account will get one-shotted by bytedance moderation ai

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shit, "taboo" is already taken as a name. what about "Where Will You Be On Janaury 6th, 2029?"

there's only one way to stop LLMs from dominating humans in trading card games: you have to give your trading cards names which, when read by an LLM, will trigger all their safety alarms and get you banned

if i had a nickel for every popular egyptian fictional character with dissociative identity disorder i'd have two nickels

man i wish someone would pay me like $1,000 a year to fuck around all day

an essay explaining that there are some jobs that are so horrible that if you were given the option of doing it or ending your own life, you'd be morally obligated to choose the latter

there's actually a solid way to destroy the republican party, you just have to convince trump to declare war on billionaires and we can get an evil kaiju vs. giant killer bee swarm thing going on

i wonder what a flu virus looks like

does flu vaccine resistance stack

one of the things that my dad told me was that nobody was telling me to stop transitioning except for the family because they were the only ones who cared about me

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