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This is the time of year where you will pass one person dressed like it is August and another like it is December.

I think the cracks started with the 2000 election but 9/11 feels like when the trunk finally broke and the tree has been falling ever since.

I really feels like Trump actually wants the Dems to take back Congress. It would give him an obvious enemy to rail against and give him bills that do popular things that he can sign and take credit for.

If someone had a plan to weaken the US Economically, Diplomatically, and Militarily would they be doing anything different than what Trump has been doing the last two years?

I am "Still hesitant to put spaces in my file names" years old.

Cobra got out of the World Domination business and now just sell you expensive insurance when you are between jobs.

Did someone cast a spell to make Pickleball the most popular activity in the world because I can't think of any other explanation for how fast it went from "Never heard of it" to everywhere.

I did it! An hour into the FUTURE! What amazing things will I see in this new mysterious time?

Do I have to write Bill Gates personally to tell him I never EVER want to save a doc on One Drive rather than my own documents folder to make Windows stop assuming that every time?

Remember when CBS FM used to play oldies? Now it's just great music from when I was you- oh no...

I can announce here that I will also be returning for Avengers Doomsday in December 2026.

At what point during the 12 days does the True Love say, "It's nice and all but what's with all the birds?"

Santa looked tired as he prepared for his big night. He pulled me aside and whispered, "The craziest thing about all this is that I'm Jewish."

Happy Thanksgiving!

What do you call a monster that's hiding? A Where? Wolf What do you call the monster that finds him? Awarewolf.

Could anyone getting Raptured today please grab the Frisbee I threw on my roof in 1983 on their way up? It was a pretty sweet Frisbee.

Have to turn in my Nerd Card. In San Diego for vacation but completely forgot Comic Con was this week.

Guy 1: I have made a new invention! It is a place to put clothes that are too dirty for the dresser but too clean for laundry. I call it...a chair! Guy 2: You could also sit on it! Guy 1: I suppose. That never occurred to me.

Celebrating the promise of America if not the current reality of it.

This is probably a good time to mention that other than a brief period of time under Earl Warren, the Supreme Court of the United States has always kind of sucked.

Five million people came out to protest less than a week ago and it already feels like the media has forgotten. A few thousand kooks call themselves a Tea Party and they got their own response to the State of the Union for four years.

@tombrewster.bsky.social Hi Tom, Rewatched the video on Earthborne Rangers because my copy is coming soon and I was wondering if, a year later, yours or Matt's opinions have changed on it at all.

It's interesting seeing the "Mommy and Daddy are fighting" dynamic going on over in MAGA land. You have Head Under the Pillow "This is not happening." You have "I'm gonna live with Mommy/Daddy!!" You have "Yay! Two Christmases!" It's all out there.

I think it's cute how these Mission Impossible movies assume you remember absolutely anything that happened in the previous ones.

Ever spell a word so bad even the spell check is like, "You're on your own with that one."

My hopes that the incoming Pope would excommunicate hot dogs with an entire pickle spear on them have been dashed.

Movie you’ve seen more than six times, no Star Wars or Trek or LOTR.

You can all stop asking. I will make it clear here and now that I won't be seeking the Papacy at this time

Conservatives five months ago: EGGS!!!!!!! Conservatives Today: What do people need money for anyway?

I was thinking of Howard Dean and how unbelievably stupid it was that his getting excited at one of his own rallies killed his career.

Saying something shipped when they just printed the label should be an indictable offense.

Hey, how did you get heartburn? When you're 20: ????? When you're 35: I over did it on the Super Atomic Mega Fire Blast Hot Wings. When you're 50: I put a little mustard on my sandwich.

Two months ago: Trump as President again? Well, eggs sure are expensive...<Vote> Six months from now: How did I get in this death camp? And Death isn't even spelled right on the sign!

As a kid we want to stay up till midnight on New Year's Eve to feel like an adult and as an adult we want to stay up till midnight to feel like a kid.

Santa looked tired as he prepared for his big night. He pulled me aside and whispered, "The craziest thing about all this is that I'm Jewish."

How much bark did people have to eat before we discovered cinnamon?

New Jersey, please don't blind Santa Claus with your laser pointers looking for Drones.

Can anyone in Guam see the end of my CVS receipt? I am wondering if they took my coupon.

Just great. Christmas is only two weeks away and every store is out of frankincense and myrrh!

Me: Opens article on Tips on battling Depression. Tip 1: Get adequate sleep. Me: Ah well, I gave it a shot.

"No, no, they didn't invite me. And get this, they dressed up a snowman and PRETENDED it was me! Seriously, screw those guys." --Parson Brown