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This has nothing to do with video games, why are there phones involved in this discussion

I wish I was on Wuhu Island right now

Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave is 10% the best tactics gameplay ever and 90% the worst Persona imitation ever

woah dude the crossworlds dlc leaked

Same energy;

The wall jump in Super Metroid is NOT broken and it’s not “too hard.” For proof, see all the many YouTube videos explaining as much

Today, I decided to dump all my thoughts about A.I. infecting the retro and Saturn scene into one cohesive article. In short, I am certifiably sick of this.

Its kinda funny really seeing how the whole internet vibe around Switch 2 right now has shifted from "This system is overpriced and has no games!" to "Hold up let Nintendo cook."

Xbox’ problems are documentary problems. Sony’s problems are headline problems.

Nintendo needs to calm tf down

Oh hey! Saw a tweet long ago begging a journo to look into why trying to buy quality video game merch sucks shit. So I did that.

IGN gets a lot of extremely rightful flack for being really homogenous. Many of its shows are consistently just rows of cis white men. There was a brief period of time, blessedly crossing over with my tenure, when that started to slowly change. (1/x)

Samus & Kirby

BREAKING: I have obtained video of @ign.com firing Brian Altano

IGN letting @brianaltano.bsky.social go will be remembered as the domino that knocked the whole thing down

Nintendo could blow everyone’s minds if they let Metroid crawl in this one

unfortunately this means that all of New York's bokoblins have regenerated

Nintendo LEAK! Big Zelda news: Chappell Roan will be in the Ocarina of Time remake!

This is also my go-to move

There Are Now Racist Arcade Games On The White House Website https://kotaku.com/white-house-racist-arcade-games-donald-trump-flappy-bird-tetris-2000731267

Capcom is on a generational run. But this is no renaissance: the company has never been greater. I reported on the secret of its success, from "Crapcom" in the early 2010s to its one-banger-after-another present, speaking to many of its most illustrious producers. www.theringer.com/2026/09/03/v...

Folks. I've found it. The worst video game magazine ad. (from a newly scanned back issue of PC Gamer: archive.gamehistory.org/item/2be3617...)

"No reasonable consumer thinks they own a digital game when they go to the PlayStation STORE, select BUY GAMES, put one in a SHOPPING CART, press PURCHASE and get an email that confirms the TRANSACTION with a RECEIPT listing the GAME," disingenuously argued Sony, pretending it's monumentally stupid.

oh hey, my first IGN review! Orbitals is a game that emulates its contemporaries but never rises above its inspirations in meaningful ways. An endearing romp that pulled out dormant nostalgia for the Toonami era and memories of watching anime I didn't understand as a kid in my parent's basement

This GIF becomes more relevant than ever

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Be sure to wish your favorite marginalized games journalist a very The guy who did gamergate gets hoisted by his own petard day

South of Midnight is 35% off for the first time on PS5, until tomorrow! We’re indie again, and every purchase directly supports Compulsion and our next project.❤️

Play South of Midnight, I am no longer asking

happy birthday samus! i wrote about metroid's 40th anniversary for the guardian

So in Beast of Reincarnation I have to read three whole paragraphs of tiny text to figure out what my different moves do but you aren't going to actually pause the enemies to give me time to read them

Modern indie games are called stuff like Metamorpheria that's a dungeon crawler with lowpoly eldritch creatures with a static texture over them and they speak in 1337 at you with animal crossing sounds

Why are you trying to make him sound cool

8-bit Tucker Carlson complaining about Metroid because you can go left

Lashing myself to my theater seat during the third hour of The Odyssey to resist the siren song of the urinal.

There are three schools of thought in video game 3D platforming design The Mario: clear graphics/camera and the character's shadow let the player know exactly where he'll land The Assassin's Creed: mantling makes the margin of error tolerable The Dark Souls: platforming should suck so much ass

"What matters the most is that the games are good" - as long as we have OD, Fallout 5, who cares, right? Everything's fine!

please look at this

Capcom should make an Animal Crossing/Disney Dreamlight Valley-like but all the villagers are Street Fighter characters.