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Are ITV just using AI on the subtitles these days? The subs for Group Chat have been ludicrously bad. Rochelleran eighth Rhianna in the drooo Rhianna has AI's for Lynx Come on - you guys can definitely do better than this. #BBUK #BBTGC

Me, leaping over train station barriers naked: "I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M VERY CONFIDENT ACTUALLY!" *Needlessly armed guards scramble wildly after me* Me as they tackle my wriggling body to the floor: "I HAVE THE MIGHT OF LIVERPOOL BEHIND ME!!!!!!* Arresting officer: "This is SCOTLAND you fanny." #bbuk

This reaction is even more proof that Omar only sees Rihanna as his property #BBUK

Sam is such a precious gem ❤️ You just want to ruffle his hair and put him in a Sylvanian Families hot air balloon 🎈🎃🪂 They should prescribe the Talking Inexplicably New York Pumpkin on the NHS for low moods #bbuk

Omar's like, "I'm the only one that gets to tell her to shut up, bro." #BBUK

How dare you disrespect my woman. Only I can disrespect her #bbuk

Irony of rhianna, Philip and Rochelle saying they know who did it when they nommed each other #bbuk

...oh great, Philip has somehow revealed that he's gonna dig deep and be even MORE of an arsehole if he stays #bbuk

"Oh look, it makes me fucking SICK. They're all FUCKING hugging." Quiz time! Was this comment from: A. An historian looking at photos of soldiers celebrating a school bombing? B. Thatcher's ghost at Brighton Pride? C. A random woman on #bbuk seeing two friends express care for their crying friend?

Rhianna: Philip is a smart, open minded man. I... can't.... I just can't. #BBUK

Omar still not nominated is absolute insanity. #bbuk

Ok but the Award for Diplomatic Responses HAS to go to Frankie, for this yesterday, AND today's UTTER GEM ❤️ Philip: "I have to say, I feel VERY confident." Frankie (with blank face): ...I respect that. #bbuk

It's... Interesting that Twinks seems to have placed the great majority of Omar & Rhianna's "relationship drama" at RHIANNA'S door. In fact, seems a few of them do. Which is bleak.Like, I think it's WHOLLY valid to nom her for being an arsehole; but to nom HER for reacting, & NOT Omar is WILD. #bbuk

You know, I could honestly believe Rochelle's bafflement was that she'd never heard rap before #bbuk

Life is FAR too short to stay with a man who needs babying to learn how to treat you like someone equally sentient. I mean it happens to the best of us, but I WISH they'd put a little disclaimer on the screen saying "THIS RELATIONSHIT SHOULD NOT BE ASPIRED TO OR TOLERATED" #bbuk

It's slightly odd how so many actors/directors go to great extremes to achieve 'authenticity' but that doesn't extend to being even slightly fat or ugly.

First they erased a ‘Protect the Dolls’ t-shirt from Strictly Come Dancing. Now they’ve erased Pride badges from University Challenge. The BBC are saying that our visibility as LGBTQ people is a political issue. Meanwhile they’ve commissioned a 2-part series on JK Rowling. Impartial? My arse!

If I were Sharon at that Round Table, I genuinely think I'd have just come out and said "you're all crap at this game". 😂 They couldn't find a Traitor if they wore a big hat saying 'Traitor'. I do think there should be a limit on Recruitment attempts, though. #Traitors #CelebrityTraitors

Yasmin, as Chief Engineer at Chernobyl: *smiles warmly, proudly down into the scorching abyss of nuclear spafftacular ruination and chaos* "I did that!" Frankie, panting, scooping up chunks of highly radioactive debris in a binbag suit: "Yeah nice one. Really excited to see where this goes." #bbuk

Rhianna PLEASE did you hear NOTHING your exceptionally chic sister SAID?! IT FEELS LIKE LOVE BECAUSE IT'S HOT AND COLD ALL THE TIME AND YOUR BRAIN GIVES YOU A *HUGE* DOPAMINE HIT EVERY TIME HE ELECTS TO BRIEFLY TREAT YOU LIKE AN ACTUAL HUMAN BEING! REAL LOVE, HEALTHY LOVE, DOESN'T WILDLY SPAFF #bbuk

I DGAF that Rhianna's not a fan of Rochelle, or even that she hasn't told her that; but what I DO find penissy is that it was only Friday's episode she was like "I have your BACK I will STAND for you I SWEAR on my sister's SOUL" and then REALLY slagging her off CONSTANTLY privately with Philip #bbuk

This is what happens when we end up with bullies in the house who are too concerned with pointing out things that are different or unusual instead of letting people just be themselves #BBUK

It's not Big Brother related - so apologies but - I just have to proclaim how much I hate the "Go to town" pizza advert. Like REALLY hate it. #BBUK

And another lesson as to why you should NEVER comment on anyone’s body even if you think you are being complimentary When my friend was dying of cancer I had to pull aside another friend who didn’t know who was telling them how their weight loss was looking really good 🤦‍♀️ #bbuk

I'm usually the last person to bed and get lumbered with hanging out the washing as people "forget" it's in the machine. I always use the lovely wooden hangers for my clothes and the terrible cheap plastic hangers for theirs if they have upset me. So up yours you bumholes

I love Glasgow Central station because you can't get a direct train to Glasgow airport but you can get one to Manchester airport

I LOVE that #bbuk Frankie describes his bi-ness as something he Found Out, because it always makes me picture a sombre doctor in a white coat gravely asking questions Year 8 kids would to determine one's "gayness" - and then shaking their head sadly and producing one of these:

Oh thank heavens, for a minute there I was worried Philip wouldn't find time for sexism; but there was even time for a delightfully bewildering snippet of ageism too. Fantastic, what a treat #bbuk

...aye you've done GREAT with the 'not-whispering', you just wait until they're out the room to MUTTER about how much you secretly can't stand them #bbuk

I think What We've Learnt from #bbuk is that a lot of people can't possibly know what the word "hierarchy" means; they've all acted like they've been accused of attending a Clap For Carers with ten gallons of shit on their hands.

Well done Rochelle, you went a full ten seconds without shitting on someone else's dietary choices. #bbuk

Trigono-shitty : When the sneery trio are taking turns going to one another saying some variation of, "I *LOVE* [whoever's not there of the 3], *BUT* they're just SUCH a SHITTY stalky BORING two-faced CRAZY arsehole!!!!" #bbuk

Hope someone turns up with a "SADO STANDING IN THE RAIN" sign next week #BBUK

We had to do basically this in college, because of someone getting bullied. Makes me wonder if this is the #BBUK psychotherapists' influence as well. 👀

EVERYONE QUIT WHILE IT'S GOING OK #bbuk

... I can't even think of a snarky comment to make about what Rhianna said about Omar, I'm just SO baffled trying to connect any of those adjectives to him #bbuk

As an 8 y/o boy I had an irrational & deep seated dislike of ballet dancers. I believed ballet dancing as a profession was as commonplace as bricklaying & that I'd be coerced into spending my adult working life leaping about in tight fitting black pants.

Here I am with the winner of Clacton's annual 'Point At A Twat' competition.

Watching the #CelebrityTraitors investing all their trust in PRECISELY the trio who're eating them every night, is like watching Grandpa decide to vote for the Yeet The Elderly Into The Sea Party because the nice man gave him a free Parker pen, whereas the Love Party person seemed 'Too Intelligent'

Sharon creating the best meme of #CelebrityTraitors

Two University of Leicester students speak out over ‘absurd’ and ‘Orwellian’ decision by the BBC and ITV Studios to edit out pride pins worn on University Challenge

The cat just did a fart so pungently cheesy it's given me a headache; truly, Horror Week has commenced at home, never mind on television.

this is maybe the fucking funniest thing that has ever happened on this show #CelebrityTraitors

Harry’s getting exactly the fate he deserves for supporting Restore 😊😊😊😊😊😊 #BBUK