Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent)

I should point out these are his high school friends. They are in their mid 30's now. And it's all of them (8). Not a single one has dropped out.

My brother in laws friends still all get together (and come to our house) to celebrate his birthday. It's been 6 years since he passed.

I just had a genius idea. I'm going to create a card deck w an extra suit. The suit image will be stylized Trump heads, the king will be a picture of Trump, & of course the color will be orange. You can replace the hearts or spades suit with the "Trump" suit when playing the appropriate games. 😂😂

Meet the latest member of our family. Nicholas Ribcage.

Happy Leif Erikson Day!

Has The Onion officially switched from satirical news to precognative news?

Everybody give a warm round of thankful applause for Randolph West, the Microsoftie who owns all the SQL Server documentation and oversaw massive improvements to it. He's leaving MS: bornsql.ca/blog/goodbye...

I made a bagel for the first time in a while. I put some everything bagel seasoning on it, as I always do, and when I went to put the container away .. I realized I grabbed the steak seasoning. 😔

Very accurate.

LOL I love this. Monopoly with fascism built in. www.e-upgames.com/products/ame...

I got to one of the local BBQ places so often they got me personalized ranch dressing. 😂😂

I read a book a while back where the MC's job was to train AIs to be personalized for individuals. This seems like a likely upcoming job.

Most expensive water bottle we've ever gotten.

Shave and a haircut..

My knee has decided to cosplay Rice Crispies cereal the last few days 😔😂

Ok, who at the Onion has been talking to my wife?!?

This is so depressing. 😔

My new theme song!

I really want to cry. I'm hoping as it evaporates it will help cool me off.

Watching my wife scold the cat is hysterical. 😂😂

Ok.

For those people who have retired or are close, how far out did you start counting years, months, days?

FYI Cancer sucks.

This is in fact the goal.

Don't you hate it when you wake up and your back says something along the lines of "You shouldn't have done that!" and continues screaming at you for the rest of the day?

The boy is moving out to college again today. The wife is devastated. I was doing ok till I looked in his almost empty room. Now I'm a bit melancholy. That said, at least he left behind 5 of his guitars so we know he'll be visiting again soon 😁.

I use a water pick as part of my dental care. I was just wondering if it would still work as well if I filled it with coffee instead of water.

Research in the 80's: Books. They were somewhat vetted. They could certainly be wrong, but at least someone had made an effort. 2000's: Internet. Whatever you believe is true, someone agrees with you, and you can find "proof" online. 2020's: AI. 60-80% probably correct. The rest? Who knows.

There's no way they'd be able to lure me in. I'd fall asleep half way along.

Who would have thought that Weekend at Bernie's would become a political prediction?

I laugh every time someone says "intense". Unless they are camping, of course. There may be something wrong with me.

Come on! Third try's the charm!

Has anyone ever seen the latch wait QUERY_OPTIMIZER_VD_MANAGER with a >99% occurrence? This is on an always-up-to-date GP managed instance with ~360 client databases. #sqlhelp

Happy 4th!

You know who doesn't suffer from imposter syndrome? Imposters.

I got a new cloak!

So does everyone know where "Jump the shark" comes from? Does anyone remember watching the scene when it came out?

Happy Father's day to those who celebrate! And please know that at least one father cares about you. ❤️

I am the very model of a modern Major-General!

So how does this object permanence thing work?

Cat delivery system has, well, delivered. Meet River. We are currently fostering but we will see how it goes.

Thank goodness for the DAC. (Dedicated Admin Connection in SQL Server) On an unrelated note, I hate APIs. 😂