Spritanium

I used to really like this image. On closer inspection it became clear that a Paint Bucket Tool was used to artificially inseminate the pixels. Everybody is lazy and nothing is real

A tool that amplifies individuals' labor output 10x and can give personalized lessons about any subject on the planet seems like a pretty good use of water/electricity to me

This ad requires AI to exist in order to make its point, ergo AI has enabled a flourishing of human creativity

I like how "the government should revoke all legal tender" is just passingly mentioned here among a list of relatively normal complaints

"Additionally," the top official continued, "Nobody is recording us right now, so we are free to say these words, which represent our true and authentic feelings, and nobody will ever hear them, let alone make a social media post about them. We are good at our jobs: our jobs of evil!"

Rich guys are always like "I built this whole system that crushes and abuses people in order to enable 500 different flavors of potato chips, and nobody even says thank you"

I've had it with all this electricity stuff. When are we gonna get back to good old deforestation

Guy who has blended every problem in the world into a big gross smoothie: this smoothie is gross *drinks it*

Software

I require people to suffer for the things they provide to me for free. It's only fair (to me, the suffering enjoyer)

Born too woke for X. Born too funny for Bluesky

Is there an option to block everybody on this entire site

Is this the first draft of your tweet

As a person who appreciates authentic human expression and the little things that make people unique: I would prefer if you made art differently or not at all. Thanks

The Republicans are a death cult, and as an empath, I am very upset by this. Can't wait to drink my guy-dying wine

"Mariachi band on retainer to celebrate the death of Donald Trump" is as insane an idea as any maga voter has ever had, for the record

I am making the decision right now to be Poor and Angry forever

*Big Annoying Image about how annoyed I am by Big Annoying Images*

I can think of a few executions I'd like to see livestreamed when this is all over

Replace your $0 car payment with a $600 car payment to save $100 a month on gas. That's the EV promise

The internet works the same as it ever did. People just became bad at using it

I feel like "was never allowed to be gay" explains essentially everything about Donald Trump

If we ever live in a world where Elon Musk sells flying cars I will never go outside again

This November the Democrats are gonna slay it girl

"Computers could never be conscious. Take this one from the 1960s, for instance"

Broke: a computer cannot be sentient Woke: if the computer was sentient it wouldn't get humanity anyway because everyone is preemptively excited to be bigoted against it

In the future everyone AI. You get up in the morning and what? Art! None of it, gone. You go to bed? Computer, again. Chips for breakfast. What do you care about? Principles. Values. I'm not gonna take it any damn more

Man, imagining something that doesn't exist: "How can this even exist"

Something so grotesque about this. They think they're living in a village. Deep obliviousness to the overall context of their existence and place in history. Discover how good kombucha can be

Weeks are too long. Should be a few days at most

She did it. She finally did it. She drew a character with a mouth that fits on their face. This is why AI will never replace us

this is my vent art

I always thought this should have a second panel where the girl is sitting in the Oval Office and she's like "okay, wtf do i do now"

I like how everyone's solution to imposter syndrome now is just "be bad at everything for real"

Guy who hates AI: man oh man, do I hate AI! Am I right bluesky? Art. Values. I didn't grow up all the way from a little baby just to turn into a dang washing machine

I wonder what it's like to try and argue about things you haven't honestly engaged with in years. Is it like that sunken place in get out

It's as if, almost by some sort of magic force, the society we live in bears a resemblance to all these critiques of the society we live in

Imagine not knowing that this was George Honey in 1832

Why would Pinocchio think he'd be good at a lying contest? He'd be like, perfectly bad at it. He would've lost to anybody