SpiteCat

An all-black Soft Cell cover band called Sickle Cell.

Why do my new multivitamins look like someone tried to gummi-fy beef stew?

Narwhals aren't real. Someone's just sticking those on.

Bluesky makes me feel like I'm collecting action figures wrong because I don't want to have sex with any of the characters or see them having sex with each other.

Finally finished Assassin's Creed: Shadows. Man, I just did not care about those characters or the story. Probably a bad sign that the more I played it the more I wish I was playing AC Odyssey.

I think I found the inauguration speech for the next Dem President...

The Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy is a Christmas movie.

I told James Roberts at a signing, "Yeah, there's kind of a theme." #Transformers

My TFCon shirt is ready! It's feeling a little chaotic. #tfcon #transformers #maccadam

Weapons (2025)

The back panel of my least-full Detolf just blew out for no reason.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy But here's my number A dingo ate your baby

Normal guys descending a staircase normally #Marvel #comics

*Mission Impossible theme intensifies*

Kubrick Stare

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I heard someone on this site likes weird little guys.

Spider-Man #7 1991 Where Todd McFarlane absolutely knows how many legs children have.